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Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by cuteness01: 1:45pm On Jan 17, 2008
@poster pls can you explain how she managed to be bitten on d breast? shocked shocked
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by tufe(m): 2:08pm On Jan 17, 2008
@cute

Good question, i bet you the poster herself cant answer that

@ aristole
people are waiting, come and let this thing make sense
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by aristole(m): 2:35pm On Jan 17, 2008
Just imagine it.Oh! It's because you 've never been a victim of snake bite.Have you seen the victim of a road accident writing down the plate number of the motto that crushes him?

But honestly,the teacher was lying on a mat and was even half-slept.She just felt a movement in her hmmmmnnnn that place and effort to remove and kill the snake led to the bite.
Does that satisfy you? grin grin grin grin. Ah! Lawyers.Do you still need witness?
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by cuteness01: 3:06pm On Jan 17, 2008
@aristole
smart explaination wink but she took u people on the excursion,what was  she doing lying on d mat?and what was she doing with a mat on an excursion? a male teacher was there also? wink grin
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by tufe(m): 3:13pm On Jan 17, 2008
cuteness01:

@aristole
smart explaination wink but she took u people on the excursion,what was she doing lying on d mat?and what was she doing with a mat on an excursion? a male teacher was there also? wink grin

hehehe, aristole, you didnt say you were there too cool
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by aristole(m): 3:24pm On Jan 17, 2008
See them.Here they come again.Dirty-Minded people.Please take a cup of Jik to bleach all the dirts in your hearts for purity. grin grin grin
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by tufe(m): 3:38pm On Jan 17, 2008
holds a cup of jik, waiting for aristole to make the toast
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by clemcykul(f): 3:49pm On Jan 17, 2008
after washing ur hrt u can send the bottle over grin grin grin
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by tufe(m): 3:55pm On Jan 17, 2008
*Throws the bottle over, falls and breaks clemcy's head*


strolling off to his funeral
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by efuah(f): 4:09pm On Jan 17, 2008
what's going on here
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by tufe(m): 4:18pm On Jan 17, 2008
look around, you'll catch up
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by saucekid(m): 4:19pm On Jan 17, 2008
something you cant understand yet
how u dey effuah?
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by cuteness01: 5:01pm On Jan 17, 2008
@aristole
u have not answered my question.was there a male teacher there? wink

@tufe
am i invited to d funeral? where is it gonna be? grin grin
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by tufe(m): 5:04pm On Jan 17, 2008
changed my mind. there;s not going to be a funeral again. i'll donate his cadava for you guys to dissect

*off to the lab to pump formaldehyde into corpse*

done, sending corpse over
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by clemcykul(f): 5:08pm On Jan 17, 2008
ok guys just ignore tufe i just got him loaded wid dope he's seing visions grin
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by tufe(m): 5:15pm On Jan 17, 2008
clemcy, u a guy or girl
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by Migines(m): 9:20pm On Jan 17, 2008
A brain culd help figure dat out. Get one!
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by cuteness01: 10:21pm On Jan 17, 2008
@meningies
clemcxy must be a gal,sumone referred to her as online galfriend on d thread "mi amigoz" or is she/he hermaphrodite?? grin grin
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by Migines(m): 10:28pm On Jan 17, 2008
First and fore most,
the name's
M I G I N E S
2ndly
"wife" not "girlfriend"

and. . . . I own the thread "mi amigoz"(my friends)
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by clemcykul(f): 11:32am On Jan 18, 2008
curiosity killed the cat grin tell her again grin

cutearseness u are very intelligent i like dat abt u kiss shey u dey carry last for class look me well well i get breast i resemble girl for ur nose grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by clemcykul(f): 11:38am On Jan 18, 2008
curiosity killed the cat grin tell her again grin

cutearseness u are very intelligent i like dat abt u kiss shey u dey carry last for class look me well well   i get breast i resemble girl for ur nose grin grin grin grin grin

chei i don surfer embarassed
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by holythug(m): 11:43am On Jan 18, 2008
abeg , i no fit laff
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by holythug(m): 11:46am On Jan 18, 2008
dis thread feels as if am in iraq. . .more like a warzone
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by tufe(m): 1:23pm On Jan 18, 2008
all ya'll are funny
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by aristole(m): 1:31pm On Jan 18, 2008
@everybody.
A STORM IN A TEA CUP.
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by tufe(m): 1:44pm On Jan 18, 2008
huh
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by saucekid(m): 1:51pm On Jan 18, 2008
confusion is the ancestor of all f**kups
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by tufe(m): 2:00pm On Jan 18, 2008
you can elaborate for me if you understand
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by saucekid(m): 2:03pm On Jan 18, 2008
shey u wan be descendant of f**up?
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by tufe(m): 2:10pm On Jan 18, 2008
dude, never mind lipsrsealed
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by saucekid(m): 2:23pm On Jan 18, 2008
you are not going to be a true kuvukite
Re: Please Helppppppppppppp by tufe(m): 2:28pm On Jan 18, 2008
huh??

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