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Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 1:02pm On Sep 25, 2012
A chicken crossed d road n met james bond

'Wats ur name?' Asked d chicken

'Bond, james Bond' wats urs?

Ken, chic Ken'
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 1:04pm On Sep 25, 2012
Pastor: u nid 2 join d army of d L ord

Jonny:I'm already in d army of d Lord

Pastor: hau come I see u only at xmas n easter

Jonny: I'm in d secret service :oPastor: u nid 2 join d army of d L ord

Jonny:I'm already in d army of d Lord

Pastor: hau come I see u only at xmas n easter

Jonny: I'm in d secret service
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 1:07pm On Sep 25, 2012
He said: what do u call a woman hu knwz where her husband is everynite?

She repled: a widow
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by bunmioguns(m): 1:09pm On Sep 25, 2012
cool cool cool cool cool
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 1:11pm On Sep 25, 2012
Lil jonny n lil suzy just finished writing their exams

Jonny: it waz 2 difficult, I submitted a blank sheet cuz I didn't knw d ansaz

Suzy: I also submitted a blank sheet

Jonny: buh d teacher wud fink we copied each oda
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 1:16pm On Sep 25, 2012
cheesy[quote author=bunmioguns] cool cool cool cool cool mah guy

Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by bunmioguns(m): 1:19pm On Sep 25, 2012
dopeJemi: cheesy


you get mouth like Seun Osewa. . cool cool cool cool cool

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Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 1:28pm On Sep 25, 2012
A bus-ty lady entered a bus, she wore a rosary wiv d cross of calvary btwin her bo-obs, a guy sittin opposite her cudnt stop starrin at d bo-obs.

Knowin d guy had bin starrin 4 over 5mins, d lady den asked "wat r u lookin at"

D man replied "Jesus Christ hu died on d cross of calvary)


4rm nowhere Akpos shouted 2 d lady " aunty no mind dis man oh, na d 2 thieves wey dey beside d cross e dey look
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 1:31pm On Sep 25, 2012
Na true abi na lie?

Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by bunmioguns(m): 1:44pm On Sep 25, 2012
Guy: "Between Me and the Toilet, Whom do you Love Most?"


Girl: "Obviously its you, why do you ask such a Stupid Question??"


Guy: "Because you drop Your pants soo fast For the Toilet, But for me, I have to Really struggle

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Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by Nobody: 2:46pm On Sep 25, 2012
Bunmi! is dat your father??


No offence oooooooooooooooo just asking...
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by Lagusta(m): 4:28pm On Sep 25, 2012
dopeJemi: A bus-ty lady entered a bus, she wore a rosary wiv d cross of calvary btwin her bo-obs, a guy sittin opposite her cudnt stop starrin at d bo-obs.

Knowin d guy had bin starrin 4 over 5mins, d lady den asked "wat r u lookin at"

D man replied "Jesus Christ hu died on d cross of calvary)


4rm nowhere Akpos shouted 2 d lady " aunty no mind dis man oh, na d 2 thieves wey dey beside d cross e dey look


This one made me laugh..... LWKMD LWTMB grin cheesy grin cool
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 4:39pm On Sep 25, 2012
Lagusta:


This one made me laugh..... LWKMD LWTMB grin cheesy grin cool
fanx 4 laffin
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by Nobody: 6:34pm On Sep 25, 2012
nice collection
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 6:59pm On Sep 25, 2012
~vicky~:
nice collection
c as body dey sweet me as I c ur comment

Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by larride(m): 7:28pm On Sep 25, 2012
Nice collections you got.
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 7:38pm On Sep 25, 2012
larride: Nice collections you got.
fanx a lot bro
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by larride(m): 7:52pm On Sep 25, 2012
dopeJemi: fanx a lot bro

Anytime bro
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by mormoni(m): 8:30pm On Sep 25, 2012
Nice one tho....m!ut u can do better.


More grease to ur elbows

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Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by Nobody: 10:45pm On Sep 25, 2012
dopeJemi: A bus-ty lady entered a bus, she wore a rosary wiv d cross of calvary btwin her bo-obs, a guy sittin opposite her cudnt stop starrin at d bo-obs.

Knowin d guy had bin starrin 4 over 5mins, d lady den asked "wat r u lookin at"

D man replied "Jesus Christ hu died on d cross of calvary)


4rm nowhere Akpos shouted 2 d lady " aunty no mind dis man oh, na d 2 thieves wey dey beside d cross e dey look
this is the real joke. Lol
Re: Dopejemi's Jokes by dopeJemi: 8:19am On Sep 26, 2012
PretiEbony: this is the real joke. Lol
cheesy cheesy

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