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Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA by realsammie(m): 5:45pm On Sep 25, 2012
JUST SAW THIS ON FB AND DECIDE TO SHARE.


Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here Ministries - Benin
• God is Real Ministry. Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but
he get power"
• JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY
- Port harcourt
• Old time religion ministry-ABUJA
• Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa.
• Trigger happy ministry. Motto- "always firing the devil"
---Affiliated to MOPOL or Niger Delta militants
• KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - IBADAN
• Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin
• SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS - ABUJA
• Perfect Christianity Ministry ......
Here's the sign for Run for your life chapel
• Face to face ministry- kogi
• Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace
• Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)
• By fire By Fire Ministry
• HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES
• David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)
• House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)
• MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD- BENIN
• Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa)
• Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The
pastor's maiden crusade was titled:
"Your Money is Looking For You"- LAGOS
• HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja)
• HIGH TENSION MINISTRY
• Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry- DELTA
• Accredited Church of God - ABUJA
• Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba
• Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated
• Ministry Of The Naked Wire - Bayelsa State
• LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD- MINNA
• Jesus Of God Mission (Imo State)
• God's Mennonite Church
• Guided Missiles Church - Lagos
• JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY' - LAFIA
• Jehova Sharp Sharp (Satellite town) ABUJA
• Huricane Miracle Ministry
• Healing Tsunami Ministry
• Satan in Trouble Ministry
• Fire for Fire Ministry (affiliated to the Nigerian Police)
•FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt)
• Run For Your Life Ministry. IBADAN
Re: Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA by Nobody: 6:33pm On Sep 25, 2012
hehehhehehe cheesy
Re: Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA by Lagusta(m): 7:02pm On Sep 25, 2012
I know that holyfire overflow ministries at ogba, very close to the bustop, cos I stay at the estate near sunday market. That guy has congregation meeeeeehhhnnn!!!!!!
Re: Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA by dopeJemi: 7:12pm On Sep 25, 2012
Chukwudu n sons ministry grin lwkmd! Na company?

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Re: Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA by Tascocent(m): 10:00pm On Sep 25, 2012
imagine!!!
Re: Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA by Nobody: 10:25pm On Sep 25, 2012
Blood of GOD!!
Re: Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA by Nobody: 10:34pm On Sep 25, 2012
realsammie: JUST SAW THIS ON FB AND DECIDE TO SHARE.

• SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS - ABUJA
• Perfect Christianity Ministry ......

• Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)

• HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja)
• HIGH TENSION MINISTRY

• Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba

• LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD- MINNA

• Jehova Sharp Sharp (Satellite town) ABUJA
• Huricane Miracle Ministry

• Satan in Trouble Ministry

•FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt)
• Run For Your Life Ministry. IBADAN
lwkmd4h oo
Re: Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA by Nobody: 11:16pm On Sep 25, 2012
Most of them could be business centers.
Re: Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA by emma96: 11:44pm On Sep 25, 2012
Nawa o! D list of dis funny nems is endles cuz one general overseer who occupied my kitchen spac hav nt added his own includin as many dat are jobles who wl join leta. Naija we no dey carry last o!
Re: Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA by Nobody: 12:07am On Sep 26, 2012
1. Father's house, abeokuta
2. House on the rock ministry, abeokuta
3. Church of the holy spirit, Lagos
I couldnt believe my eyes when i saw another in surulere"GOD BLESS NIGERIA CHRISTIAN MINISTRY". At least we have Patriotic citizens
Re: Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA by Tascocent(m): 9:12am On Sep 26, 2012
Tascocent: imagine!!!
Re: Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA by bojar(m): 2:58pm On Sep 26, 2012
Pure water ministries
Accept Jesus by fire by force ministries
Re: Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA by Kaydem(m): 3:37pm On Sep 26, 2012
realsammie: JUST SAW THIS ON FB AND DECIDE TO SHARE.


Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here Ministries - Benin
• God is Real Ministry. Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but
he get power"
• JESUS THE LANDLORD, WE THE RELAXING PEW MINISTRY
- Port harcourt
• Old time religion ministry-ABUJA
• Best Spot In The Land of God Church - Apapa.
• Trigger happy ministry. Motto- "always firing the devil"
---Affiliated to MOPOL or Niger Delta militants
• KASABUBU CHURCH OF GOD - IBADAN
• Jesus knows his children ministry - Benin
• SEVEN THUNDERS OF JESUS - ABUJA
• Perfect Christianity Ministry ......
Here's the sign for Run for your life chapel
• Face to face ministry- kogi
• Angels on Fire Chapel of Peace
• Liquid Fire Ministries (Suleja, Niger State)
• By fire By Fire Ministry
• HOLYFIRE OVERFLOW MINISTRIES
• David Killed Goliath Ministry (Kaduna)
• House of Jehova's Padawans (TransAmadi, PH)
• MY BROTHER IS A CHRISTIAN CHURCH OF GOD- BENIN
• Fellowship of the Wings - Ajah (Lamgasa)
• Power Foundation Ministries, Aba. === The
pastor's maiden crusade was titled:
"Your Money is Looking For You"- LAGOS
• HOLY GHOST ON FIRE MINISTRY (Abuja)
• HIGH TENSION MINISTRY
• Devil go hear am Jesus Ministry- DELTA
• Accredited Church of God - ABUJA
• Chukwudi & Son evangelical ministry, Aba
• Power pass power church of the mountain ministry incorporated
• Ministry Of The Naked Wire - Bayelsa State
• LABORATORY CHURCH OF GOD- MINNA
• Jesus Of God Mission (Imo State)
• God's Mennonite Church
• Guided Missiles Church - Lagos
• JESUS IN THE NOW GLOBAL MINISTRY' - LAFIA
• Jehova Sharp Sharp (Satellite town) ABUJA
• Huricane Miracle Ministry
• Healing Tsunami Ministry
• Satan in Trouble Ministry
• Fire for Fire Ministry (affiliated to the Nigerian Police)
•FIST OF FURY (NTA road, Port Harcourt)
• Run For Your Life Ministry. IBADAN
LWKMD!!!!!!
Re: Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA by realsammie(m): 12:30pm On Oct 16, 2012
CRUSADE! CRUSADE! CRUSADE!
Run 4 ur life international ministry, invites u 2 her
4th coming crusade.
Theme: D devil is from Aluu.
Ministering: The chief of Aluu, Osama bin ladin
from Afghanistan, Gadafi 4rm Libya & other anointed criminals.
Praises & War-ship 2 be led by Anini & Derico.
Choir stand Dagrin.
Offering 2 be collected by Tafa-Balogun.
Father of d day Gen Sani-Abacha.
Gate-man OBJ.
Venue: Niger-Delta militant-camp.
Time: 11pm till dawn.
Date: 28rd oct 2012.
There will be BOKO-HARAM squad 2 ensure
maximum security, come& ur life will never
remain d same again.

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Re: Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA by MCCross(m): 7:39am On Oct 22, 2013
Kaydem: LWKMD!!!!!!
Re: Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA by babadem2much(m): 9:43pm On Oct 22, 2013
fire for fire ministry affiliate to 9ja police. abeg i no fit shout cuz my ribs de pain me
Re: Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA by whillyamz98(m): 9:40pm On Jan 18, 2015
realsammie:
CRUSADE! CRUSADE! CRUSADE!
Run 4 ur life international ministry, invites u 2 her
4th coming crusade.
Theme: D devil is from Aluu.
Ministering: The chief of Aluu, Osama bin ladin
from Afghanistan, Gadafi 4rm Libya & other anointed criminals.
Praises & War-ship 2 be led by Anini & Derico.
Choir stand Dagrin.
Offering 2 be collected by Tafa-Balogun.
Father of d day Gen Sani-Abacha.
Gate-man OBJ.
Venue: Niger-Delta militant-camp.
Time: 11pm till dawn.
Date: 28rd oct 2012.
There will be BOKO-HARAM squad 2 ensure
maximum security, come& ur life will never
remain d same again.
thumbs up. Lwkmd..... U don see who go go dat kind crusade. *still laughing while posting coment*
Re: Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA by whillyamz98(m): 9:41pm On Jan 18, 2015
realsammie:
CRUSADE! CRUSADE! CRUSADE!
Run 4 ur life international ministry, invites u 2 her
4th coming crusade.
Theme: D devil is from Aluu.
Ministering: The chief of Aluu, Osama bin ladin
from Afghanistan, Gadafi 4rm Libya & other anointed criminals.
Praises & War-ship 2 be led by Anini & Derico.
Choir stand Dagrin.
Offering 2 be collected by Tafa-Balogun.
Father of d day Gen Sani-Abacha.
Gate-man OBJ.
Venue: Niger-Delta militant-camp.
Time: 11pm till dawn.
Date: 28rd oct 2012.
There will be BOKO-HARAM squad 2 ensure
maximum security, come& ur life will never
remain d same again.
thumbs up bro. Lwkmd..... U don see who go go dat kind crusade. *still laughing while posting coment* rflmao.....
Re: Funny Names Of Some Churches In NAIJA by Nobody: 4:32pm On May 31, 2019
Iconography, blur, concept, animation – alluring!! wink

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