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| Early Retirement (projan) by larride(m): 8:36pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement, a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000. The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes, He walked Out with $96,000. The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied,'From the tip of my weenie to my testicles.' It was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider, explaining about the nice big checks the previous two Officers had received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measurement was taken by a Medical Officer. The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to 'drop 'em,' which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Chief's weenie and began to work back. "Dear Lord!", he suddenly exclaimed, ''Where are your testicles?'' The old Chief calmly replied, '' Iraq !!'' The medical doctor died instantly  1 Like |
| Re: Early Retirement (projan) by CLIQBOY(m): 8:40pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
larride: The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement, a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any Two points in his body.. The officer got to choose what those two points would be.*falls inside pit latrine* |
| Re: Early Retirement (projan) by mormoni(m): 8:42pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Lol.... Ur ending is always killin me More grease to ur elbows bro |
| Re: Early Retirement (projan) by larride(m): 8:46pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
CLIQBOY: *falls inside pit latrine* mormoni: Lol.... Ur ending is always killin me Thanks  |
| Re: Early Retirement (projan) by bunmioguns(m): 8:48pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
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| Re: Early Retirement (projan) by Nobody: 8:55pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
larry  i laugh for this one |
| Re: Early Retirement (projan) by JojoArmani(m): 9:18pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
my man ur joke make sence, u try wella. |
| Re: Early Retirement (projan) by Lagusta(m): 10:01pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Muhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I LAFF SOTEY I RELEASE FLUID INSIDE MY CORNFLAKES, GIVE AM TO VICKY MAKE SHE DRINK!!! Abeg no dey dull jare, keep it up!!! |
| Re: Early Retirement (projan) by Nobody: 10:18pm On Sep 25, 2012 |
Rotfl... Nice one |
| Re: Early Retirement (projan) by jeezybuck: 2:03am On Sep 26, 2012 |
Nice, but why do people die or faint at the end of jokes ? Larride is that how you faint everyday ? |
| Re: Early Retirement (projan) by hottprince: 8:07am On Sep 26, 2012 |
larride larride larride hw many tims did i call u.dnt ever post jokes dt will make me laugh n fall of my bed.n injure mysef Really funny. I hereby present u a reward of 24 hrs in d lnd of virgin babes |
| Re: Early Retirement (projan) by Nobody: 5:36pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
Lagusta: Muhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe must you mention vicky? |
| Re: Early Retirement (projan) by jeezybuck: 5:49pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
~vicky~: Why him no go mention Vicky ? Vicky na every man meat for nairaland |
| Re: Early Retirement (projan) by larride(m): 6:02pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
jeezybuck: Nice, but why do people die or faint at the end of jokes ? Larride is that how you faint everyday ? Na so we see ham ooo, but all the same thanks to everyone. |
| Re: Early Retirement (projan) by jeezybuck: 6:27pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
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| Re: Early Retirement (projan) by larride(m): 6:45pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
jeezybuck: THREAD CLOSED Yes SIR |
| Re: Early Retirement (projan) by Lagusta(m): 7:25pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
~vicky~: Yeah, cos I m madly, crazily and LAGUSTALY infatuated with u!!!!! |
| Re: Early Retirement (projan) by Nobody: 7:25pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
jeezybuck: not funny!! mtcheew  |
| Re: Early Retirement (projan) by mormoni(m): 8:53pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
lmao |
| Re: Early Retirement (projan) by larride(m): 10:27pm On Sep 26, 2012 |
THREAD CLOSED  |
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