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Drunken Excuses by doctor(m): 1:28pm On Apr 14, 2006 |
Two guys are sitting at a bar. After a bunch of drinks over several hours, one guy hiccups, drops his head down to his chest, pushes himself away from the bar, and proceeds to hurl all over himself. Wiping his mouth off on his shirtsleeve, he says, "Man, I gotta go home. I'm already two hours late, and now I've thrown up all over myself. My wife is going to kill me. The second guy turns to the first and says, "Naw she won't. Listen, you got twenty bucks?" The first says, "Yeah, why?" The second drunk says, "Take the twenty and put it in your front pocket. When you get home and your wife asks what happened, you tell her some guy threw up on your shirt and he gave you twenty bucks for the dry cleaning. I do it all the time." The first guy says, "Great idea! Let's have another round", and the two continued to drink for the next couple of hours. Eventually they head home. Sure enough, the first guy’s wife is waiting up for him. As he walks through the door, she takes a look at him and says, "Look at you! You're pathetic!! You're five hours late, drunk as a skunk, and you've got dried puke all over the front of you! What have you got to say for yourself ?!?" He says, "Wait honey, listen for a second. This drunken guy threw up on me and gave me twenty bucks to get my shirt dry cleaned, I swear. Check my front pocket." She reaches in and pulls out the money. She says, "Wait there's 40 bucks in here!" He says, "Oh yeah, he crapped in my pants too!!" |
Re: Drunken Excuses by spikelord(m): 3:24pm On Apr 14, 2006 |
hmnnn |
Re: Drunken Excuses by Cayon(f): 6:24pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
good one doc |
Re: Drunken Excuses by cescky(m): 6:51pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
ha |
Re: Drunken Excuses by g4grace(f): 10:51pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
hes so busted |
Re: Drunken Excuses by cbase: 10:57pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
what size's the bust? |
Re: Drunken Excuses by TOYOSI20(f): 11:51pm On Oct 16, 2008 |
Nice. . . . . . |
Re: Drunken Excuses by dreday(m): 12:45am On Oct 17, 2008 |
Chai,i can just picture it. Friends at the bar : Scopy and showbobo Wife in the house : Jazz |
Re: Drunken Excuses by Nobody: 12:49am On Oct 17, 2008 |
lol-ing profusely |
Re: Drunken Excuses by ituen(m): 1:04am On Oct 17, 2008 |
@dreday, Ur brain too sharp |
Re: Drunken Excuses by dreday(m): 1:06am On Oct 17, 2008 |
Thanks,I take am resemble my papa |
Re: Drunken Excuses by ituen(m): 2:14am On Oct 17, 2008 |
thnk u my son |
Re: Drunken Excuses by Gabry(f): 2:19am On Oct 17, 2008 |
Re: Drunken Excuses by ituen(m): 2:52am On Oct 17, 2008 |
wetin na? |
Re: Drunken Excuses by dreday(m): 4:26am On Oct 17, 2008 |
ituen,warn yourself.Who be your son? |
Re: Drunken Excuses by ituen(m): 7:39am On Oct 17, 2008 |
Take ur time oh Hw many posts u get? u know know say i old to be ur grandfather? |
Re: Drunken Excuses by Nobody: 8:24am On Oct 17, 2008 |
so posts=age serious issue, you go wan claim say u old pass me be dat o! even though u know say i no be ya mate |
Re: Drunken Excuses by richo(m): 8:35am On Oct 17, 2008 |
iteun na old man oh! even wen i first join nairaland with my type writer years back him don already be veteran |
Re: Drunken Excuses by ituen(m): 8:43am On Oct 17, 2008 |
hehehe. una dey craze oh |
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