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The Real Meaning Of Wahala. by ekwurekwu(m): 8:16pm On Sep 28, 2012 |
WAHALA (TROUBLE) is: ~When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic {........You go apologisetire.: O} ~When you tell your friend "your mama!!!" and turn around and see his or her mum staring at you {.........Meeeh n, you go collect plenty slap.} ~When Mosquito lands on your father's bald head and you try to kill it with your bare hands. {........You must provide the proof ohh!, or else,,,,.} ~When you update "salary things" on facebook and your landlord comments"on point" {.........You go travel go villa by force.} ~When you dey on top okada and the okada man dey ping {........Na automaticticket to Baba God be dat.:} ~When you finish eating in an eatery and you find out your wallet fell out in a taxi {......Start to prepare your grammar wey big pass the one of Hon. Patrick.} ~When olympic gold medalist Usain Bolt chases you with a Cutlass {......Ol'boy, just stop begin beg am sharp! sharp.} ~When you give beggar #5000 note instead of #50.{.....Gener osity go change clubside.} ~When your husband dey play wit you, your pikin shout "daddy you no sabi, nobe so gateman dey do am {......you no say water don pass garri} ~When you see your wife for the same hotel you go with your babe {.....O! boy start fast calculations.oO ! Before the situation go resemble BODMAS and CALCULUS} ~When you're in a bus and you throw away #1000 note instead of gala wrapper. {........Ol'boy , E don red for your eyes be dat! cry} ~When you carry your new girlfriend go Genesis Fast Food in Enugu. She chop pass the money wey you carry, {........ I swear, you go wash plate tire} ~When you lie for girl in a bus say you be army officer, police for check point come ask: IDENTIFY URSELF SIR {......the market wey you buy pass alaba market} ~When you are on a plane and you heard the pilot shouting "Oh! my God" {..... Na prayer for forgiveness be dat.oOh!} ~When your galfriend enter your room and she discover say pant wey no be her own dey for your drawer {...... Guy, just prepare lies wey win Guinness Book of records else you go wear seatbelt ontop okada.} ~When you mistakenly send the love text meant for your boyfriend to your father {....... Chei! You have serious explanation to do if you no want your papa to forget em hand for your face.} ~When you mistakenly pour dirty water with oil from your upstair and em go splash for soldier men patrol motor {.........hmm! Your own don kpeme be dat cos you go suffer like Damaturu cows.} ~When you dey beside a guy in a commercial bus and he says "watch out in the next 30 seconds, the bomb wey I carry go explode.oO!"{.. ...... Omo gbege and catastrophy don tie wrapper for you.oO!} ~When your dad works at NEPA and they take light and you shout "God punish NEPA" and he's there with you {.......Na your mama go start to pay yourschool fees.} ~When you read this joke beside a psychiatric doctor,{...... na ontop psychiatric hospital bed with chains you go find yourself.} 4 Likes |
Re: The Real Meaning Of Wahala. by Xymc1(m): 9:16am On Sep 29, 2012 |
Lmao. . . Meeeeehnnn dis is wondaful. . . Soo on point 1 Like |
Re: The Real Meaning Of Wahala. by Tonia500(f): 7:20am On Jul 28, 2013 |
ekwurekwu: WAHALA (TROUBLE)i laugh sotey i go touch my landlord dick.i go arrest u. |
Re: The Real Meaning Of Wahala. by Mantee(m): 7:14pm On Jul 29, 2013 |
Man u tried o. I laugh so the I forgot my name. |
Re: The Real Meaning Of Wahala. by NanaAmofah(m): 6:15pm On Jul 01, 2014 |
lack of knowledge my people will always perish. why u for copy the whole post before mteeeeeew |
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