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| It's Up To You!" by nightnurse(f): 5:02pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository,, it's up to you!" |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by nightnurse(f): 5:12pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
A woman woke up and told her husband about a dream she'd just had. "I was at an auction for joysticks. The big ones sold for $1000 and the tiny ones for $10." Husband: "What about one my size?" Wife: "Didn't get a bid!" Pissed off and wanting revenge, the next morning he told his wife he'd had a dream too: "I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight ones sold for $1000 and the loose ones for $10." Wife: "What about ones like mine?" Husband: "That's where they held the auction." |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by tufe(m): 5:19pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
HAHAHHAHAHA hilarious. Is hers thats wide, pity  |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by Migines(m): 7:08pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
. . . ! . . . |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by clemcykul(f): 9:32am On Jan 17, 2008 |
lmao |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by topeteadr(m): 9:59am On Jan 17, 2008 |
Rofl |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by ituen(m): 2:24pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
fine girl nighttie. hw u dey? |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by clemcykul(f): 3:25pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
shege iteun ka na so kayii toasting kwo  |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by Migines(m): 9:45pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
Tessy don ban am irm her love garden. |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by ituen(m): 11:47am On Jan 18, 2008 |
For ur info, I and tessy sign a contract concerning our wedding with a clause that includes "flirting" |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by tufe(m): 7:31pm On Jan 22, 2008 |
oh, now that explains your jumping from one woman to another. nothing do you |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by clemcykul(f): 11:44am On Jan 23, 2008 |
that wat mkes him mr randy |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by ituen(m): 1:39pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
Its good that u both understand. NOW STAY OUTTA FAMILY BUSINESS!!!!! |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by clemcykul(f): 2:30pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
nope cant afford to smell trouble and walk away, why should i not meddle wen i already have the license to stay in? |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by ituen(m): 3:06pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
Na u marry am for me? |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by clemcykul(f): 4:08pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
ask me again |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by ituen(m): 4:52pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
Na u marry am for me? |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by tufe(m): 5:15pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
ituen, i'll be glad to honor all your weddings.  |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by ituen(m): 5:31pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
Now ur talking like a man. Come to the village, make we do initiation ceremony into manhood for you |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by tufe(m): 6:18pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
WTH. na wa for you oo. i never loyal to you. just a peace treaty, thats all/ anyway, i'll be at the wedding, and further more at the naming ceremony. i may even be a God father to one of your kids. |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by saucekid(m): 6:21pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
uhm. . . . . . . . |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by Migines(m): 9:43am On Jan 24, 2008 |
@ituen just dont let tufe c any of ur kids naked. ESPECIALLY d male ones. |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by ituen(m): 10:41am On Jan 24, 2008 |
Thanks Migines. Looks like i may change my mind |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by clemcykul(f): 11:05am On Jan 24, 2008 |
iteun mariiage hmmmm |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by ituen(m): 2:02pm On Jan 24, 2008 |
anyhow u see am, take am so |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by tessybaby(f): 2:07pm On Jan 24, 2008 |
tufe: sorry tufe u are one our late. mig just won himself the contract of becoming our kid's godfather no worry i have just missed my period again wey hn mean say i go born again |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by nightnurse(f): 2:30pm On Jan 24, 2008 |
ehhhhhhhhhhhhn  |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by ituen(m): 3:05pm On Jan 24, 2008 |
@Tessy Not again? I will increase the frequency of bla bla to 6 times a day 6 times a week. |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by clemcykul(f): 3:39pm On Jan 24, 2008 |
death warrant quaranteed |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by ituen(m): 4:07pm On Jan 24, 2008 |
NO clemcy, Thats y i left a day and a week free for her to recuperate. If i no born pikin with that method, den something is wrong somewhere |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by saucekid(m): 6:00pm On Jan 24, 2008 |
uhm. . . . . . . |
| Re: It's Up To You!" by ituen(m): 7:32pm On Jan 24, 2008 |
ur suprised? |
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