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Wetin U Fit Cross??? by RexioKlasik(m): 8:50am On Oct 04, 2012
A female youth corper was posted 2 a certain remote village in anoda state...By d tym she arived at d nearest town 2 d village,iT was very late and d last taxi 2 d village had left xo she was stranded in a strange place..
A youngman on his motobike saw her wandering aimlessly and askd ha..."wats d problem? U look woried"..d gurl replied "Preciseli so....I was posted here but av missd d taxi 2 ma destination."
D young man offered 2 help her nd house her 4 d nyt nd d gurl was very grateful....
He took d gurl home nd Unfortunately or Fortunately,he had onli 1 rum nd 1 bed in d rum! While dey wer havin dinner,he was busy "plotting" in his mind 4 dis his easy "catch"....However unluckily 4 him b4 dey slept,d gurl carried d onli pillow nd placed it between dem,he was disapointed but der was nafin he cud do cus he tot d gurl was kind of 2 Christianic..
D youngman was restless throawt d nyt nd 4 sum reasons 2 he observed dat d gurl was also restless....
In d mornin,dey ate nd d gurl was ready 2 go.,he offered 2 take her 2 d village using his bike nd she acepted. D gurl jumped on d bike nd dey sped off but d gurl's scarf was blown away by d wind over a fence in2 sum1's cumpound....d gurl was very sad cuz d scarf was expensive xo d guy opted 2 help ha get it nd she asked hw...d guy said,"i will climb d fence and go nd bring it 4 u"..but d gurl replied,"wetin u fit cross? Abeg mk we de go jhoor....,na dat 1 u go fit cross wen U NO FIT CROSS COMMON PILLOW?"
Re: Wetin U Fit Cross??? by Lagusta(m): 9:34am On Oct 04, 2012
Hmmmm, na wa oooo
Re: Wetin U Fit Cross??? by Mary4life1(f): 11:16pm On Oct 04, 2012
[color=#006600][/color] grin grin
Re: Wetin U Fit Cross??? by toygod2: 4:39am On Oct 05, 2012
lollin rite now

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