Once upon a relative tym. There are 3 rats who lived independently but have in common; sniffing around Nairaland cookie forum 2 devour wateva food pple took tym 2 prepare. As tym pass, d elders in Nairaland decided 2 eliminate these 3 rats by setting traps and poisoning dia meals. All their(elders of Nairaland) schemes didn't work. They got tired of their many fail attempts and decided 2 reward those 3 rats by evaluating their activities over time and name d 1 dat has elude d most dangerous eliminating trap as "Swaggaliciuos Rat". So they put forward the 3 rats 2 say their escapade so far:

Rat 1: Na me get swag pass. I don dance azonto $ etigi on top rat trap $ he no catch me.

Rat 2: shut up. U̶̲̥̅̊ lazy house-rat. I don chop rat poison $ notin do me

Rat 3: Silence. U̶̲̥̅̊ black midget rat. U̶̲̥̅̊na see dat pussycat over there? Na me give am belle.


My people, which rat get more swag?

As 4me, na d rat wey post †̥his thread nahin gt more swag. Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​