I was in Tinapa 3wks ago †̥o compere a show wt Eti messang. B4 my performance, I wnt round town 2 see ђã†̥ funny †̥in I cud gt and add †̥o my fore preparedness. After much walk, I decided 2 chillax in a Bar & Restaurant. While I order 4a drnk, a man I met there kpt staring @ d endowments of d waitress . She got me my drnk and d man was stil staring wtout ordering anytin. She had gone to & fro d aile †̥his man was really carried away by her looks.
Out of curiosity, d waitress askd: Oka(Oga), †̥his one U̶̲̥̅̊ dey rook(look) me tince(since). U̶̲̥̅̊ won Yop(chop) abi U̶̲̥̅̊ funk(4k)? D man answered: I go yop, funk, con yop again.

u got me gigglin