Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,152,282 members, 7,815,477 topics. Date: Thursday, 02 May 2024 at 01:01 PM

What Is Marketing? - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / What Is Marketing? (1481 Views)

What Is Marketing (funny) (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

What Is Marketing? by cuteness01: 10:29am On Jan 18, 2008
What is marketing ?



You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say:
"I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

 

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
"He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say:
"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Tele- marketing .

 

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.
You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride
You then say:
"By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.


 

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says:
"You are very rich, "
That's Brand Recognition.

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say:
"I'm rich. Marry me."
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback.
Re: What Is Marketing? by ituen(m): 1:23pm On Jan 18, 2008
This is good. Hey Cuttie

You can IM me when ur online. My network was bad the last time we chatted.
Re: What Is Marketing? by Migines(m): 7:11pm On Jan 18, 2008
Under tessy nose?
Re: What Is Marketing? by tufe(m): 7:17pm On Jan 18, 2008
i go direct tessy mcome here. Imagine oo
Re: What Is Marketing? by ituen(m): 7:52pm On Jan 18, 2008
na wa oh. cant i find out how much nokia fone cost again?
Re: What Is Marketing? by Migines(m): 8:02pm On Jan 18, 2008
U nor know nokia office?
Re: What Is Marketing? by efuah(f): 8:19pm On Jan 18, 2008
lmao grin grin grin i want to buy a nokia phone too grin
Re: What Is Marketing? by cuteness01: 8:23pm On Jan 18, 2008
infact,,,,,,i be nokia phone on my own,,,lol anyone else wants me? wink wink grin
Re: What Is Marketing? by Migines(m): 8:25pm On Jan 18, 2008
Lets see. . .
Re: What Is Marketing? by ituen(m): 8:39pm On Jan 18, 2008
Miggy no boda ursekf

Since i know u, na trium be ur specialty
Re: What Is Marketing? by clemcykul(f): 1:21pm On Jan 19, 2008
@topic what is marketing *raises hands up*

marketing maybe defined as the buying and selling of human anatomy for the purpose of bla bla bla cheesy
Re: What Is Marketing? by Migines(m): 1:39pm On Jan 19, 2008
Lol
Re: What Is Marketing? by Lolabbey: 3:57pm On Jan 23, 2008
i love d brand recognition most.

its realt rily cool?
by d way are u a communucator?
Re: What Is Marketing? by ThugLife1(m): 5:33pm On Jan 23, 2008
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: What Is Marketing? by gunpoint(m): 5:44pm On Jan 23, 2008
Lolabbey:

i love d brand recognition most.

its realt rily cool?
by d way are u a communucator?
what rubbishes!!!
som1 beg me before i scatter balance this, this, this otondo!!
Re: What Is Marketing? by tufe(m): 6:50pm On Jan 23, 2008
gun

just shhhhhhhhhhhh
Re: What Is Marketing? by clemcykul(f): 10:19am On Jan 24, 2008
gunpoint fire on grin grin

(1) (Reply)

Could You Hold My Camel? / Obey Ur Elders. / How To Attract Woman Attention

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 16
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.