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What Is Marketing? by cuteness01: 10:29am On Jan 18, 2008 |
What is marketing ? You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." That's Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." That's Tele- marketing . You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride You then say: "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?" That's Public Relations. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich, " That's Brand Recognition. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I'm rich. Marry me." She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback. |
Re: What Is Marketing? by ituen(m): 1:23pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
This is good. Hey Cuttie You can IM me when ur online. My network was bad the last time we chatted. |
Re: What Is Marketing? by Migines(m): 7:11pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
Under tessy nose? |
Re: What Is Marketing? by tufe(m): 7:17pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
i go direct tessy mcome here. Imagine oo |
Re: What Is Marketing? by ituen(m): 7:52pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
na wa oh. cant i find out how much nokia fone cost again? |
Re: What Is Marketing? by Migines(m): 8:02pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
U nor know nokia office? |
Re: What Is Marketing? by efuah(f): 8:19pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
lmao i want to buy a nokia phone too |
Re: What Is Marketing? by cuteness01: 8:23pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
infact,,,,,,i be nokia phone on my own,,,lol anyone else wants me? |
Re: What Is Marketing? by Migines(m): 8:25pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
Lets see. . . |
Re: What Is Marketing? by ituen(m): 8:39pm On Jan 18, 2008 |
Miggy no boda ursekf Since i know u, na trium be ur specialty |
Re: What Is Marketing? by clemcykul(f): 1:21pm On Jan 19, 2008 |
@topic what is marketing *raises hands up* marketing maybe defined as the buying and selling of human anatomy for the purpose of bla bla bla |
Re: What Is Marketing? by Migines(m): 1:39pm On Jan 19, 2008 |
Lol |
Re: What Is Marketing? by Lolabbey: 3:57pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
i love d brand recognition most. its realt rily cool? by d way are u a communucator? |
Re: What Is Marketing? by ThugLife1(m): 5:33pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
Re: What Is Marketing? by gunpoint(m): 5:44pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
Lolabbey:what rubbishes!!! som1 beg me before i scatter balance this, this, this otondo!! |
Re: What Is Marketing? by tufe(m): 6:50pm On Jan 23, 2008 |
gun just shhhhhhhhhhhh |
Re: What Is Marketing? by clemcykul(f): 10:19am On Jan 24, 2008 |
gunpoint fire on |
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