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Two Madmen by JojoArmani(m): 12:35pm On Oct 05, 2012
Two mad men, Akpors and ................,
planed to run away from the
mental hospital, they agreed that
they will go to the gate; beat up the
watchman then open the gate and
run away..... When they reached the gate , the watchman wasn't there
and the gate was wide open.... They
said "Shit our plan has failed, lets
go back we shall try again tomorrow."


fill the second madman name. grin grin grin
Re: Two Madmen by Nobody: 12:36pm On Oct 05, 2012
Jojo Armani: Two mad men, Akpors and Jojo Armani,
planed to run away from the
mental hospital, they agreed that
they will go to the gate; beat up the
watchman then open the gate and
run away..... When they reached the gate , the watchman wasn't there
and the gate was wide open.... They
said "Shit our plan has failed, lets
go back we shall try again tomorrow."


fill the second madman name. grin grin grin




Seen it like 2145 times.....


Copy copy!
Re: Two Madmen by limitbreka: 1:00pm On Oct 05, 2012
MOGUL.O:





Seen it like 2145 times.....


Copy copy!
ℓ☺ℓ
Re: Two Madmen by tinalog: 1:25pm On Oct 05, 2012
I would like to add some more jokes here.
1. Laugh Aloud
Why was the skeleton looking very sad in the party?
Because he had no body to dance with.

Why don't people like Count Dracula?
Because he is a pain in the neck.

Why is it safe to trust a Mummy with secrets?
Because they keep everything under wraps.

What happened to the air hostess who died in the flight?
She became an air ghostess!

What do invisible ghosts which pass through walls say to each other?
It is nice not seeing you!

2. Haircut
A ghost went to the barber for a haircut. The barber said, "I am very busy now. Come back after a few hours".

The ghost said, "Ok. I am leaving my head here. Will collect it once you are dont cutting the hair".
Re: Two Madmen by Nobody: 2:18pm On Oct 05, 2012
^^^^^^Who is this?
Re: Two Madmen by slimchi2k2(m): 4:15pm On Oct 05, 2012
funny nice
Re: Two Madmen by sutoboy(m): 4:17pm On Oct 05, 2012
Jojo Armani: Two mad men, Akpors and ................,
planed to run away from the
mental hospital, they agreed that
they will go to the gate; beat up the
watchman then open the gate and
run away..... When they reached the gate , the watchman wasn't there
and the gate was wide open.... They
said "Shit our plan has failed, lets
go back we shall try again tomorrow."


fill the second madman name. grin grin grin

https://www.nairaland.com/1064635/dani1luv-dis-d-joke...npjc

but to fill the second madman name....Then is MORMONI
Re: Two Madmen by Homar(m): 6:20pm On Oct 06, 2012
The second madmans name is bin gbagbo
Re: Two Madmen by larride(m): 11:44pm On Oct 06, 2012
The other mad man is Homar

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