"I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor.

"Has she started to neglect you?"

"Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always neat, she keeps the kids out of my hair. She lets me choose the television shows we watch and she never objects to kinky sex or says she has a headache."

"So what's the problem?"

"Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, 'Die! Die, you S.O.B!'"

eya poor man, he has to get rid of that wife before she kills him

Poor man! What's he goinna do?

damn!!!

I feel u

Eeeeeyaaaa

why is he been so inconsiderate

let him die and give her freedom

clemcykul:

why is he been so inconsiderate

let him die and give her freedom

i see, dats so nice of you to say, dat means u can die 4 your wife if she wants you to.wish every guy was like you

Damn

mehn if u dont have nothing reasonable to contribute here, better go and suck your thumb

d man need to search im conscience o!

bad bad wife