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Perfect Wife by oscarwodo(m): 5:10pm On Apr 29, 2006 |
"I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor. "Has she started to neglect you?" "Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always neat, she keeps the kids out of my hair. She lets me choose the television shows we watch and she never objects to kinky sex or says she has a headache." "So what's the problem?" "Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, 'Die! Die, you S.O.B!'" |
Re: Perfect Wife by jayemkay(f): 9:18pm On Apr 29, 2006 |
eya poor man, he has to get rid of that wife before she kills him |
Re: Perfect Wife by spikelord(m): 9:39pm On Apr 29, 2006 |
Poor man! What's he goinna do? |
Re: Perfect Wife by diddy4(m): 10:12pm On Apr 29, 2006 |
damn!!! |
Re: Perfect Wife by StMilli(f): 2:52pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
I feel u |
Re: Perfect Wife by Migines(m): 2:57pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
Eeeeeyaaaa |
Re: Perfect Wife by clemcykul(f): 3:35pm On Aug 30, 2007 |
why is he been so inconsiderate let him die and give her freedom |
Re: Perfect Wife by yinkalink(f): 2:18pm On Feb 17, 2010 |
clemcykul:i see, dats so nice of you to say, dat means u can die 4 your wife if she wants you to.wish every guy was like you |
Re: Perfect Wife by GeeCee(m): 5:37pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
Damn |
Re: Perfect Wife by studio43(m): 6:56pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
mehn if u dont have nothing reasonable to contribute here, better go and suck your thumb |
Re: Perfect Wife by EfemenaXY: 1:08pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
d man need to search im conscience o! |
Re: Perfect Wife by bighead1(m): 2:43pm On Jun 07, 2010 |
bad bad wife |
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