dmalam:
hahahaha...its d oda wey round na d lions wey hammer o...but wts d significanc of dis story to prospctiv batch 13A copas

if cnt learn anytin, jst watch. u'v nt said anytin either, which is sig. To 13A.

Onocent: Great Lasuite in da house,is it true that we are 2 come MBA hall on Monday by 9 am 4 collection of callup letters.

Dis is wt d message says-Briefin sessn 4prospectiv corps membas NYSC '13 Batch 'A' comes up on MON,25/Feb/13 @MBA Hal,9am.Pls b punctual as atendanc wl b usd 4distributn of CalUp letas

rexibity: if cnt learn anytin, jst watch. u'v nt said anytin either, which is sig. To 13A.

na fite? dnt strt smtin u can nt finish o...u dey hear me ? otondo...uv done well copyn n pastin dt story fr me to laf..i feel u wl score mor points takin ur story to d joke section...as u see d gurls aint impressd, dey r nt even smilin..

Woow, I hope m not late, nywyz its good 2 meet u guys latest Otondos in the house.One love.

Martowskin: SDLC: system development life cycle.

bro did u study any management course?

deemalam:
sai hankali o, lafiya na kalau, ya kike.ur hausa is gud o, whr u learn am abeg...owk na odaro

beg ur pardon, last tym I checkd, english is still our official lang so pls, dis is a national forum

Martowskin: Ehiz dis tin u guyz ar doin is nt gud o, 2go, bb, whatsapp is nt fair, wat abt me dat is usin NOKIA 3310 hw can i join u guys? U guys shld contribute for me na, 500naira is nt too small is not 2 big, moderator ogbeche 1000naira as d chairman of d launching. Sow a seed today to buy martinz a phone nd u wil neva regret it, u wil al b posted to ur state of choice, if u beliv it shout AMEN....... D ladies u wil meet ur missin bone sowi rib in camp, ur husband wil giv u anytin u want, u wil take ur breakfast in paris, launch in newyork, dinner in japan, if u beliv me say Amen....all u nid to do is sow a seed to buy martinz a phone dat can 2go nd whatsapp, bb is 2 big am nt greedy.

guy commot dia abeg....which tin u d use d post all dis 4 nairaland? Tok say u d broke n u nid money instead of all dis cheap propanganda....3310 ke?

idrezee: Pls if u re here and u know anytin bout "CYTOTEC" pls signify............a fwend wanna kill her self o......its urgent:|

e b like say u don score a goal....hehehehehe, na waaaa...4rm d little I knw, it induces abortion, verify 4rm a pharmacist though...gudluck- now I don't mean oga jonaaaa lol

Martowskin: nitane y ar u askin dis kind of question, wen it is obvious and all knw it, cos no skul is dat fast when it comes to such stuff than...., when d whole thread already knw dey cant beat it, just watch nd see and u wil knw am right

u 4got malam d ask 4 him ATM no n PIN no....alam wan scam am nah

Uchesis: Ogbeche77, oya clap 4 urself.
So, u tink u can change me ba? I laf! U don fail exam o, because i go always dey gallant.
I've bin a memba of NL since my 100level days, and i dnt visit d site frequently until 2wks b4 mob list came out.
Ogbeche77, do u knw dat u r d 1st prson dat actually insulted me in dis thread by wat u did?(mind u, my war of words wit mencade,seyixyz,dmalam was purely 4 fun, which evry1 knws). U said u wan2 encourage unity in d house(so u claim), abi u wan2 flaunt ur "little" power. Sorry, but i wont give u d pleasure of doing such wit me again.

To all my 13A otondos, my friends (mencade,sandylurv,seyixyz,ehizario,nikky,oc cool,nicklutz,neroski,dmalam & d rest), u guys can add me up on 2go. My username is ucheses.
Its bin great dese few wks wit u pals. I had fun. Hope 2 c some of u in my camp(enugu). Take care all, and pls dnt make d house dull o.
No offence, but i dnt wan2 b sum1's puppet again.
Dis is uche's last post here.

I'm out !

God i thank u..My enemy is gone..U said it..U hav done it again..I'm vindicated..Yeeeppeee..Jus kiddin..But Uche,y naw?We nid u..U don't hav 2 allow tinz lyk diz 2 get in2 u..Jus make dem fictions in ur lyf..Dats jus it..Natin personal lyk i wil always say

Nikky_fuja:

My dear,wetin concern me with piece of shit,am done wit him already!anyways I should be in scj 2moro 4my Call-up letter.In sha Allah may we be favoured!Amin

minaj I tot ur name show 4 error list?

Guys I jst heard one kain rumour now oo! Mke una help me pray make e no b tru oo. because if e be, yawaa dne gas b dat

hello fellow graduates.wil calup letter b ready tomorrow

Sonnik212: beg ur pardon, last tym I checkd, english is still our official lang so pls, dis is a national forum

its unfortunate u cant speak any of d nigerian languages...even ur name depicts u as oyibo, sonny....i dey suspect u bros, r u sure u r a nigerian,if u r prove it.

Prof-q:
hello fellow graduates.wil calup letter b ready tomorrow

hopely, yes...but im not sure u can get it tomoro

DanoskyZ: Guys I jst heard one kain rumour now oo! Mke una help me pray make e no b tru oo. because if e be, yawaa dne gas b dat

yawa no go gas o...wetin be d rumor sef?

eksbabe: Woow, I hope m not late, nywyz its good 2 meet u guys latest Otondos in the house.One love.

u r wlcom...my man mencade u sabi control? i don get one control for u o...mek i pass am?...her name na xbabe

This house is becoming sth else. Anyways, i did ma little shopping yesterday:
2 white chinons shorts- #1200
white tennis shoes- # 800
3in 1 Lux T shirt- #1300
waist bag- #500. Plus other minor miscellaneous stuff. Provisions wil come later. #teamDelta noni..

scad: This house is becoming sth else. Anyways, i did ma little shopping yesterday:
2 white chinons shorts- #1200
white tennis shoes- # 800
3in 1 Lux T shirt- #1300
waist bag- #500. Plus other minor miscellaneous stuff. Provisions wil come later. #teamDelta noni..

congrat...whr u go buy am esp. d 2 white pants..na 4 bend down abi? and im interested ,tell me d detail of d miscellaneous n hw much it cost u...

dmalam:
u r wlcom...my man mencade u sabi control? i don get one control for u o...mek i pass am?...her name na xbabe

dmalam, u too like me o. Abeg, dis xbabe. E be like say i get interest for her since na u authorise her for me. Well, permission to take her sir.

scad: This house is becoming sth else. Anyways, i did ma little shopping yesterday:
2 white chinons shorts- #1200
white tennis shoes- # 800
3in 1 Lux T shirt- #1300
waist bag- #500. Plus other minor miscellaneous stuff. Provisions wil come later. #teamDelta noni..

Where did u get d tennis shoe for 800? I think I might need it cos v got an adiddas white sneakers but the sole is butter color I dnt know if it will be allowed. As for the white tees and shorts, na super I go ooo.

mencade6:
dmalam, u too like me o. Abeg, dis xbabe. E be like say i get interest for her since na u authorise her for me. Well, permission to take her sir.

fire on pls!!

jardhesorla: Dis is wt d message says-Briefin sessn 4prospectiv corps membas NYSC '13 Batch 'A' comes up on MON,25/Feb/13 @MBA Hal,9am.Pls b punctual as atendanc wl b usd 4distributn of CalUp letas

Hmmm, I beg to differ. That's d same message they sent to prev set and in the end it was just fr d normal dos and don'ts in the camp. Even if other schools share call up letters tmao, it will be a Miracle if Lasu does. Nwayz will be ther tmao sha, cos I have to return their gown.

oga ogbeche i saw one post by seun threatennin to sack u....nw d post is hidden y nah....abi no be seun be dt, so even seun dem dey hide hm post,?....i heard he ws recoqnised by forbes...so happi fr d guy

Sonnik212: minaj I tot ur name show 4 error list?

Where u take see minaj?you tot my name show on error list which kind "tot" be this one? 1)you no dey my sch, 2)I can't remember telling U or any1 else abt my name being on error list!abeg oooo,a day to cal-up letter you dey talk error list,abeg ooooo!

dmalam:
its unfortunate u cant speak any of d nigerian languages...even ur name depicts u as oyibo, sonny....i dey suspect u bros, r u sure u r a nigerian,if u r prove it.

No mind am Jare!lol

mencade6:
dmalam, u too like me o. Abeg, dis xbabe. E be like say i get interest for her since na u authorise her for me. Well, permission to take her sir.

dmalam:
u r wlcom...my man mencade u sabi control? i don get one control for u o...mek i pass am?...her name na xbabe

Mencade and Dmalam, see as una dey talk lyk say d girl na robot.lool. #JesusComes. Una two na handful. Mencade u dey work ur posting?

dmalam: oga ogbeche i saw one post by seun threatennin to sack u....nw d post is hidden y nah....abi no be seun be dt, so even seun dem dey hide hm post,?....i heard he ws recoqnised by forbes...so happi fr d guy

Lmao!@Dmalam leave Ogbeche alone O!but I saw the post too sha!hehehehe

Gsluv:
Mencade and Dmalam, see as una dey talk lyk say d girl na robot.lool. #JesusComes. Una two na handful. Mencade u dey work ur posting?

gsluv are u interested too...no worry wen anoda one show i go call u