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Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by bingbagbo(m): 1:20pm On Oct 07, 2012

Akrika was married to uju and after 38 miscarriages, uju finally bore Akrika a son whom they named Okon.
15 years later, Akrika was sitting under a tree on their compound with his wife and son when he suddenly said "I wish i had money to buy a hummer jeep!"
Okon quickly replied "hey, i would ride the hummer jeep to school each morning o. . ."
Okon didnt finish his statement when Akrika landed two strong dirty slaps on his face accompanied by abusive words "bad child!!!, you are a bad child!!, e no go well for you. . . angry

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Uju so confused asked "Papa Okon, wetin? why do you slap our only son like that??"
Akrika replied. . .
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."why i no go slap am, when this your lazy son is misusing my fuel grin

. .. .dont you know fuel is expensive?? angry

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Uju suddenly was attacked by stroke grin

pimples grew on Okon's teeth grin

this joke is dedicated to my ex vicky and my fiancee booqee grin

*erectts*

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by bunmioguns(m): 1:34pm On Oct 07, 2012

*Laffs nd Farts in Mogulo's mouth*

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by slimchi2k2(m): 3:25pm On Oct 07, 2012

so funny bin D p

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Nobody: 4:08pm On Oct 07, 2012

Laff don make me shi.t for bin gbagbo's mouth! angry

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Homar(m): 4:47pm On Oct 07, 2012

Madmen

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Onyiclassic(f): 5:36pm On Oct 07, 2012

Lolz very funny,weldone bin

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by JojoArmani(m): 7:56pm On Oct 07, 2012

Homar: Madmen

na Only BG be madmen. grin

@ BG ur joke try shaa

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Nobody: 8:27pm On Oct 07, 2012

Nice one

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by bingbagbo(m): 9:24pm On Oct 07, 2012

Jojo Armani: na Only BG be madmen.

@ BG ur joke try shaa

thats why i am the jokes professor emiritus grin

up PROJAN!!!! grin

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Lagusta(m): 9:59pm On Oct 07, 2012

I laff sotey driver jam askari, conductor mess, all passenger no collect change!!!!!

grin

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by bingbagbo(m): 10:10pm On Oct 07, 2012

Lagusta: I laff sotey driver jam askari, conductor mess, all passenger no collect change!!!!!

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Nobody: 11:27pm On Oct 07, 2012

Lagusta: I laff sotey driver jam askari, conductor mess, all passenger no collect change!!!!!

na die oh!

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Nobody: 11:41pm On Oct 07, 2012

Dat reminds me, self acclaimed jokes president (president my yansh! angry

) it is not spelt as "EMIRITUS", It is spelt as EMERITUS! Olodo oshi! And u call urself president. U had berra come to njpc for lessons in english language! angry

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by AnnbabyHot(f): 8:36am On Oct 08, 2012

booqee: Dat reminds me, self acclaimed jokes president (president my yansh! ) it is not spelt as "EMIRITUS", It is spelt as EMERITUS! Olodo oshi! And u call urself president. U had berra come to njpc for lessons in english language!

Na wa ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sorry bin!

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by JojoArmani(m): 9:30am On Oct 08, 2012

Seems dis booqee is an english teacher, Booqee pls which sch re u teaching?

@pretty I like ur signature, same keep me going.

@Ann dis ur signature na wa o o o. We dont need dat advert. Moreova who told u re all dat? grin

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Nobody: 12:17pm On Oct 08, 2012

bunmioguns:

*Laffs nd Farts in My Father's mouth*

This is funny ooooooooooooooooooooo

Bunmi! why ur father na

Animal!

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by bingbagbo(m): 1:10pm On Oct 08, 2012

booqee: Dat reminds me, self acclaimed jokes president (president my yansh! ) it is not spelt as "EMIRITUS", It is spelt as EMERITUS! Olodo oshi! And u call urself president. U had berra come to njpc for lessons in english language!

hon patrick obahiagbon, go teach those bloodklaat npjc people angry

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by JojoArmani(m): 1:16pm On Oct 08, 2012

bin gbagbo:

hon patrick obahiagbon, go teach those bloodklaat npjc people

hahahahahahahahaah no be small Hon Patrick

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by jackpot(f): 1:31pm On Oct 08, 2012

I don't know what's happening these days. People tend to laugh easily nowadays. What's the cause? Laughing-gas? angry

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Nobody: 3:45pm On Oct 08, 2012

jackpot: I don't know what's happening these days. People tend to laugh easily nowadays. What's the cause? Laughing-gas?

No! laughing jakasssssss i guess

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by larride(m): 9:10pm On Oct 08, 2012

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Nobody: 1:14am On Oct 11, 2012

bin gbagbo:
hon patrick obahiagbon, go teach those bloodklaat npjc people

bin sweery, how's ur health today??

hope ur brain sickness is gettin beta?? Get well soon honey! cheesy

and pls don't forget ur ENG101 handout when coming for classes today. Ur lecturers will be expecting u at our prestigious njpc university.

Cockerel!

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Nobody: 1:17am On Oct 11, 2012

Jojo Armani: Seems dis booqee is an english guru, Booqee pls which sch did u attend?

@pretty I like ur signature, same keep me going.

@Ann dis ur signature na wa o o o. We dont need dat advert. Moreova who told u re all dat?

oh you can say dat again! *really blushing* embarassed

and well to ur question, i'm a product of harvard. grin

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by AnnbabyHot(f): 4:45pm On Oct 11, 2012

booqee: oh you can say dat again! *really blushing* and well to ur question, i'm a product of harvard.

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by JojoArmani(m): 8:00pm On Oct 11, 2012

@ann is dat u laughing? #justasking# cos ur signature says u re hot, sexy and beautiful.

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by larride(m): 8:42pm On Oct 11, 2012

Jojo Armani: @ann is dat u laughing? #justasking# cos ur signature says u re hot, sexy and beautiful.

You wan make Ann declare war on you abi

sorry ooo

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by AnnbabyHot(f): 1:34pm On Oct 12, 2012

Jojo Armani: @ann is dat Me laughing? #justasking# cos ur signature says u re hot, sexy and beautiful.

Yes! it's u laughing honey.....

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Nobody: 1:54pm On Oct 12, 2012

larride:

You wan make Ann declare war on you abi sorry ooo

mtschew!!!

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by bunmioguns(m): 3:58pm On Oct 12, 2012

PretiEbony: mtschew!!!

prety damsel, shld i take u out and buy this for u undecided

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by bingbagbo(m): 4:44pm On Oct 12, 2012

booqee: bin sweery, how's ur health today?? hope ur brain sickness is gettin beta?? Get well soon honey!
and pls don't forget ur ENG101 handout when coming for classes today. Ur lecturers will be expecting u at our prestigious njpc university.

Cockerel!

you lesbian!!!!! grin

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by Nobody: 5:13pm On Oct 12, 2012

bin gbagbo:

you lesbian!!!!!

i missed you too!

Re: Jokes Professor Emiritus(BG) by bingbagbo(m): 6:05pm On Oct 12, 2012

booqee: i missed you too!

buy a dictionary today!!!! hon patrick!!!! grin

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