Everyone knows 9ja is better than US & UK with the following reasons.

They get mr. Bean, we get mr. Ibu.
They get T-pain, we get T-maya,
They get lil'wayne, we get TERRY G.
They get mc donald, we get beer parlour.
They get american lotto, we get BABA IJEBU.
They fear Alqaeda, we fear BOKO HARAM.
They break dance, we get Alanta.
They get tea, we get Akamu.
They get burger and pies, we get ojoojo and Akara.
They invented aircraft, we invented witchcraft.
They get texas, we get Taraba.
They get miami beach, we get oniru beach.

Abeg fans, add yours lets have fun.
Naija Go Better

They get legislator, we get legislooters

Them get OBAMA, we got our one and only GOOD LUCK JANA!!!

kingar: They get legislator, we get legislooters

@OP, if this was in the joke section, i would have posted mine and call it a joke but if you are serious about the ish you said, then i call it UTTER LOAD OF CRAP..thank me later

lalaosky:

@OP, if this was in the joke section, i would have posted mine and call it a joke but if you are serious about the ish you said, then i call it UTTER LOAD OF CRAP..thank me later

Yawns

Dry joke