A Soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. He asked her, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few
minutes. I'll explain WHY later." The nun agreed to his request. Shortly thereafter, the two Military Police came running along and asked
her if she had seen a soldier running down the road. She replied, "He went that way."

After the MPs disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt And said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to
go To Iraq." The nun said she can fully understand the fear. The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but
you have the most beautiful pair of legs I've ever seen. The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen
the most beautiful pair of balls you've ever seen! I don't want to go to Iraq either."

U try, nice one

Chei fall dwn frm ruf stil laffin.

Lmao ....nice one, kyp em comin bro.

Two dwarfs go to a bar and after a few drinks pick up two prostitutes and take them back to there hotel rooms. The first dwarf can't get an erection, his depression is made worse when he hears his friend shouting
"HERE I COME AGAIN.. ONE.. TWO.. THREE... UUH!!" All night long.
In the morning the second dwarf asks the first
"How did it go""
The First says
"it was so embarassing I couldnt get hard.."
The second shook his head saying
"YOU THINK THAT'S EMBARASSING!! I COULDN'T EVEN GET ON TO THE BED..."

nice one bro

slimchi2k2: nice one bro

Tnx

[color=#000099][/color] no offense but is that a joke?

anonymous419: [color=#000099][/color] no offense but is that a joke?

If its not a joke then tell me what it is. Thank U.

mc~evans:


If its not a joke then tell me what it is. Thank U.

YES. do you have a problem with that

realsammie:
YES. do you have a problem with that

Nope I don't hv a problem with that. I just wanted to know what else he had in mind asking me that question. That's all

Bros don't mind the haters jare.... They can't even crack a boiled egg, talkless of cracking a primary school joke!!!

Lagusta: Bros don't mind the haters jare.... They can't even crack a boiled egg, talkless of cracking a primary school joke!!!

Lol! Life would b so boring without haterz! Thnx Bro.

Lol u b fool o lol

Artlove: Lol u b fool o lol

Lol. Who b d fool for here na?

nice Jokes