My boy, I have finally found your secret. BWAHAHAHAHAH! You are so BUSTED!


Part 1:-

Equlibrium gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. He looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to Equlibrium, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

Equlibrium of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

Equlibrium decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, Equlibrium walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. Equlibrium agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the he finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm Equlibrium! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

Equlibrium got so angry and embarrassed because of humiliation and shame, therefore he killed himself.




Part 2:-

Equlibrium went to Hell

The devil said to Equlibrium "You have come to hell, and you must now choose whether to spend eternity in room 1, 2 or 3"

He then opened the doors to the three rooms.

Room 1 was filled with men standing on their heads, on a hard wooden floor.

Room 2 was filled with men standing on the heads, on a cement floor.

Finally, room 3 had just a few men, standing in shit up to their knees and drinking coffee.

Equlibrium thought for a while, and decided to go with room 3, as it was less crowded and they could drink coffee.

He entered the door to room 3 and just as it was closing behind him, the devil said "OK men, coffee break's over. Back on your heads."

the second part was not necessaary, wonderfull jokes

hahahahahahah ,

da first jike, Nice one.

the second, not funny.

overall rating, 60%

hahahahahahah ,

@poster good joke


equlibrium ha, i hv always warned him.

@equilibrum

o boi wetin b the level of demand and supply for bla bla bla  matters

urgent reply is needed make i sabi as i go take invest   

funny

Guys, the 2nd one was more for a punishment for his wrong doings on earth so its not a joke. The first one. yeap!

hahahahahahahhhhhhhh. dat was so funny,

Thank you ladies and gentlemen for the compliment.

this equilibrium guy seems to be getting the attention he has been craving to get by attacking chiefs in this place

kudos to u sir, it was a nice startegy

Gabry, time for you to find the evil secret of this guy above me.

. . . and whats that?

seems like some newbies here have not heard about my reputation in this joke section. plz note that i aint friendly (except to a few), and i wudnt hesitate to slander anypone that tries crap with me

Na waaaa ohhhh. . . Why you show your tigress personality? Make me scared and want to go pee in ma pants ohhh. . .

lol . . . hey dont mind me. i like u already. but there are some a55holes here that i am out to get

Oremitodun, make u take em easy ohhh. . . This life no small village. Nothing do you ma bobo.

hmmm, u are really impressing me. how did u learn all this. u are too much oh

Observing is the key towards a person's success

thats the spirit girl. keep the flag flying

Shall I sing the National Anthem song as well?

wudnt mindseeing it, but u cud just as well go and copy and paste from a source

If I know how to sing it, I would sing it in the middle of the Football Stadium. Always my dream to do that. 

Posted by: tufe

. . . and whats that?

seems like some newbies here have not heard about my reputation in this joke section. plz note that i aint friendly (except to a few), and i wudnt hesitate to slander anypone that tries crap with me

What a jack ass. As if you werent a newbie when you first started posting on Nairaland. DUH. . . . . And I bet your reputation must have been a 100% bullet proof criticizer whom knows no shit. I doubt you would be friendly because people like you are the ones whom spoils other people's mood. RETARD

Shannon. . . . Dont start. . .

*Grabs a can of beer and sits. waiting for the drama to unfold*

Jay, you need to buy a ticket to watch the show.

hey shannon_gorilla, u lack some sense right. better go ask ur motha again who fathered you. might have been the pet dog she kept nine months b4 u were born. bloody a55hole. better watch who u direct ur comments at.

tufe. . . . . . Dont start fight ohhh. . . Not good for the heart.

good for me, and bad for the idiot that wants one

She is no idiot ohhh. . . . .

this wan wey u dey fight for am, na ur sister

Everyone is my sister on Nairaland so is everyone is my brother on Nairaland.