@Zandi
Kee kwanu ihe ichoro ka m dee, nke ahu bu okwu ntabile mma. Kee ote osi dikwa nu funny, unless ma onwere ihe ozo ibu na obi apart from the one anyi na afu shape ya lol.
No mind mee ooh.
How u dey anyway.

lekwanu okwu ntabi ile

oteela otele tele elu Nitel igba egwu ntele otele tewe egwu ntele, otele otele enye telex tele anya

(it's been long otele climbed up Nitel to dance the ntele dance, if otele dances the ntele dance, otele's arse sends a telex to distant places)

a dim too much

otele otele otele oma

Amy ma amu ihe (Amy knows how to learn)

iji akpa amu eju
(you are using a bag to hunt for snails) . . . you are holding the snail's scrotum

otele, ina esi isi hhhhhhhhmmmh, otele na esisi

Ndi iberibe

hapu ha, ka ha zuzuwe

nightnurse:

otele, ina esi isi hhhhhhhhmmmh, otele na esisi

nightnurse wu onye anambala steti

the lorry on the main road the rolly on the main load

@ presido, adim mma. Onweho ihe mbu naobi gwasara okwu ntabi ile gi. O just di funny .

@ toshmann, kpachara anya nihe ine ede maka ndi anambara before me gi iwa .

lee nu nkem: Nwanyi na kwa akwa na kwa akwa, si na okuko yilu akwa n'elu akwa o kwara akwa.

Igbo Kwenu! Kwenu!! Kwezuonu!!!

Ndi banyi, jisinu ike.

Onye si na asusu Igbo aga adi, oma amu nwa nwoke (Kwerenu mu Ise!)

Zandra1:

@ toshmann, kpachara anya nihe ine ede maka ndi anambara before me gi iwa .

ewoooo, ndi anambala abikwa ozooo

Zandra1 Zand[b]l[/b]a1 biko egbukwa na m na nairalandi nailarandi o

Zandla o nwelu ofu onye anambala m fulu na cardiff. ifu nwa eee omaka. acholum ilu ya ma na o si m na o nwelu oyi ya nwoke ofulu n'anya nke ukwuuu. nwaa, amaka. hewu, a si na o ya ekwnata ka m bulu di ya, nsogbu m agwusia

@ toshmann, nwoke kpachala anya gi. I hope na iburo onye imo, enugu or abia state we ne ewetelu anyi bu ndi anambara onu maka ima na igbo unu nadi egwu ufodu oge . Obulu na i lovelu nwanyi ifu na London bu so mma then gba mbo nnuo ya maka anyi bu ndi anambara na ama mma n'ihe nine but I have a feeling na ina ajust epull my long legs .

Zandla
nwa aghogho a m na ekwu maka ya malu nno ezi mma acholu m ya for marriage malliage
mana osi na o were oyi nwoke na ragos n'eme raw na ragos university

nsogbu adighi. mana e nwelu m hope na ife ya adabalu m somehow. ima ndi imo anaghi e roose hope at all

toshnwanyi bu eze umunwany ihe gbasara umunwanyi na ato ya uto, toshnwanyi ochu nwanyi chetakwa obiri na aja white zuru uwa nile onu oo, maka na akawa anughi n'egbu nwata, ahukwanu ekwughi n'egbu okenye.

Toshnwanyi bia kam le gi ahu b4 iluwa nwanyi oo to avoid had i known!

nightnurse:

Toshnwanyi bia kam le gi ahu before iluwa nwanyi oo to avoid had i known!

Hmmmmmm!!! Toshy nekwa ka enyere gi open invitation for sampling

toshmann, nga a cut ile gi ahu iji etinye 'L' n'okwu .

buhuuuu huhuhuh buhuhuhuh

kedu zi onye tiri toshnwanyi ihe?

hmmmmmm

nightnurse:

kedu zi onye tiri toshnwanyi ihe?

iiiiiiii . . hic. . . iiiiiiii . . . . hic . . . . .iiiiii . . hic

o nurse abali
o biara were injection ariara market ji gbawasia m ike m ,
legodi na ike na afu m ufu now.
even sef the front side azaaala iiiiiiiii . . hic . . . . buhuhuhuh. . .
legodi akpa amu m iiiiiiiiiiiiii

nne m oooo iiiiii

ibu onye apari

chineke
nightnurse gini ka imere anwuru? i gala gbaa ya injection n'adighi mma. chei
anwuru ndo nna. ndo oo. chei, obi adighi m mma at all. anwuru kwusi ibe akwa. iwukwadi nwoke sef ?

bikonu o nwere onye huru toshnwanyi bikonuo o o
kemgbe nightnurse ji were injection gbawasia ya ike front and back toshwoman agaala awol
ihe a dikwa serious o o o
nightnurse kedu injection iji gbaa ya ihe a

biko wetakwa ya again ka agbaa ya faketan , ka anyi nwee some peace na nairalandia

faketan bu odim nobi, i can't gbala dat deadly injection abeg

nightnurse:

faketan bu odim nobi, i can't gbala that deadly injection abeg

Agam agwa ya ify, come give me bribe sharp sharp.

onye makwa nu gina ify? i no fucking send una, fake bu my sweet patient so unu ga pkuo udo

darfur:

bikonu o nwere onye huru toshnwanyi bikonuo o o
kemgbe nightnurse ji were injection gbawasia ya ike front and back toshwoman agaala awol
ihe a dikwa serious o o o
nightnurse kedu injection iji gbaa ya ihe a

biko wetakwa ya again ka agbaa ya faketan , ka anyi nwee some peace na nairalandia

LMAO

nightnurse:

faketan bu odim nobi, i can't gbala that deadly injection abeg

osetiela.ebelebe igba!

presido1:

Agam agwa ya ify, come give me bribe sharp sharp.

hehe.eze asiri,onye juru gi

nightnurse:

onye makwa nu gina ify? i no fucking send una, fake bu my sweet patient so unu ga pkuo udo

hehe.LMAO .orubeghi nke ikwu udo buko,ijiji ha ndi singing.
@topic,pres piga paw-paw piwa panti patience para palmy panye paul . _{i try now,at least no bi copyright}

night nurse ike m ka na afu m ufu o
ana m atu gi ujo now
injection gi na afu ufu

ndo o

abiakwala m nso. 
ana m atuzi gi ujo

kemgbe 2 weeks ihe a ka na afu ufu. imagine no more umuoma for me

@topic
ozodimgba zogburu uzoroma zuru utu na nzu nwanyi uzu na utu uzor azu uzuakoli