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Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by tobechi20(m): 8:37pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
Try to sumarise d bible in one sentence |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by k2039: 8:43pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
[size=13pt] Ecclesiastes 12:13:Now all has been heard; here is the conclusion of the matter: Fear God and keep his commandments, for this is the whole [duty] of man. [/size] 24 Likes |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by ichuka(m): 11:11pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
A thermometer that points Man to his Doctor. 2 Likes |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Areaboy2(m): 11:28pm On Oct 08, 2012 |
A clever ancient book that has way outlived its relevance, giving support to good and evil while forgetting to include a disclaimer 9 Likes |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Nobody: 1:12am On Oct 09, 2012 |
The greatest lie known to man. 7 Likes |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Callotti: 5:29am On Oct 09, 2012 |
1. A very BORING, wastage of ink and paper. . . not to mention an insult to trees and the collective scientific BOTANICAL exercise of mankind . . . .even worse than 'The Innocence of Muslims'! 2. A disjointed plot without a cohesive story line. . . A disharmonious/cacophonous, medley of dull and UN-inspiring, lame characters. With God(the lead-chracter) as an OMNI-IMPOTENT cuckold. . . who cannot PHOCK. . . but gets angry at those who can! 3. A retro-psycho-socio-religio-economo-spiritio-progressive JIHAD, orchestrated by the most unintelligent of male species against women. 4. A SERIES OF EXTREMELY, DEVELOPMENTALLY-CHALLENGING. . . COGNITIVELY-IMPAIRING, BULK/BURDEN OF REGURGITATATIVE, LITERARY PIECES OF HORSE SHYTE! Small wonder it never won the 'PULITZER' prize. Ooooooooooooooooooooouuuu Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! There! Without effort, I have provided you with 4 original sentences describing the 'BIBLE'. Enjoy! 2 Likes |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Nobody: 10:09am On Oct 09, 2012 |
THE HOLY SPIRIT OF CHRIST |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Nobody: 11:24am On Oct 09, 2012 |
obadiah777: THE HOLY SPIRIT OF CHRIST Let me get this straight. So the bible is now a spirit, christ's own for that matter? Then who is the actual holy spirit? Or are u referring to the same person? If u are then u mean the bible, a book collected by men is what jesus was talking about when he said he was going to send his holy spirit? You christians can confuse sha. 1 Like |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Nobody: 12:02pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
inurmind:JOHN 6 VS 63 the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life. THE HOLY SPIRIT IS IN EVERY MAN YES THE BIBLE IS THE COMFORTER, THE HOLY SPIRIT, THAT JESUS WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT WILL BRING US TO REMEMBRANCE OF OLD THINGS ( ANOTHER REINCARNATION SCIPTURE ) 4 Likes |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by mkmyers45(m): 4:47pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
@OP Learn to write.. |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by plaetton: 4:49pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
A handbook of immorality. |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by God2man(m): 8:34pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
inurmind: The greatest lie known to man. Galatians 6: 7 "Be not deceived: God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap." Now, show me how the Bible is telling lie in the above verse, pls, show me. Back to the topic. The Bible is the only book that will read you. We read books, but the Bible will read you. God2man. 12 Likes |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by UjSizzle(f): 9:04pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
The Believers' Constitution. 6 Likes |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Nobody: 12:28am On Oct 10, 2012 |
God2man: Whaoh, u bring out just one verse out of hundreds of verses and expect me to believe that becos it made some sense the whole bible is truthful? And please explain how the bible reads u inparticular. |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Nobody: 12:50am On Oct 10, 2012 |
obadiah777: JOHN 6 VS 63 the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life. So now u are telling me it was the bible that came upon the apostles when they were praying? U are also telling me that the holy spirit is bought and sold? Infact it is the highest grossing bestseller in history? When paul had clearly rebuked a guy in the bible for offering to pay for it. Hope u know the term ''word of God'' is very different from the ''bible'' when scholars and historians arent even sure of its accuracy in anything. Its only clergy men who over the years made u think they were the same thing. When your god speaks to u shouldn't it qualify as ''word of god''. Isn't that when the holy spirit theory makes sense? Do u really need a bible aka ''word of man''? If u do then u have no faith in your god and yourself. And u only support my belief that there was never a god in the first place. |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Techwriter: 1:13am On Oct 10, 2012 |
i.chuka:LIKE uj_sizzle: The Believers' Constitution.LIKE And now my own: "The Bible is a compendium that reveals God's mind and ways to humanity so that lost man will find his way back and live like God on earth while preparing for Eternity with Him" 4 Likes |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Chuksxp: 1:21am On Oct 10, 2012 |
Peep John 3:16 1 Like |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Nobody: 1:24am On Oct 10, 2012 |
inurmind:HUH ? STOP CHASING YOUR OWN TAIL |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by MacDaddy01: 1:49am On Oct 10, 2012 |
Bible in one sentence; The bible is a book which contains slavery yet preaches equality, contains genocide but preaches love your neighbor and it creates religious people but also hypocrites -logicboy 2 Likes |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by mumumugu(m): 11:29am On Oct 10, 2012 |
tobechi20: Try to sumarise d bible in one sentence to sumarise bible na life assignment 2 Likes |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by mumumugu(m): 12:04pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
tobechi20: Try to sumarise d bible in one sentence |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Sirniyeh(m): 12:05pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
What is Bible? Bible is title name of a fiction book. It is cochoocumatory, a formulation oringinated by human mind. An imagination of ancient barbaric perceptive way of reasoning....... 2 Likes |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by ednut1(m): 1:43pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
book of scams, book of confusion, book of who send dem, book of tales by moon light 1 Like |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Afam4eva(m): 1:55pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
The chronicles of the events of the beginning of the world, the end and everything in between. 2 Likes |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by DANILSA(m): 1:56pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
THE BIBLE IS SIMPLY THE HISTORY OF ISREAL AND THE COMING OF GOD'S KINGDOM AND HOW TO ENTER. 1 Like |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by oyebanji(m): 1:56pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
The Word of God 1 Like |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Danchiks(m): 1:57pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
B - Blessed I - Information B - Bringing L - Life E - Eternal 33 Likes |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by mamoussou: 1:58pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth 7 Likes |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by Okijajuju1(m): 1:58pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
Book of Jewish folklore and fairy tales.. 1 Like |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by yuzedo: 1:58pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
B asic I nstructions B efore L eaving E arth I prefer Mark Twain books tho... 2 Likes |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by digospel2: 1:59pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
The Bible is the way, the truth and the life 2 Likes |
Re: Summerise The Bible In One Sentence by FrenchyL(m): 1:59pm On Oct 10, 2012 |
The Bible is the best book ever written. 1 Like |
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