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Teacher's Jokes by Ijeleigbo(m): 6:05am On Oct 12, 2012 |
Children Are Witty Thinkers! ____________ _________ _________ __ ____ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________ _________ _________ __ ____ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. ____________ _________ _________ __ _______ ___ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child) ____________ _________ _________ __ _______ _____ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ____________ _________ _________ __ __ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! ____________ _________ _________ __ _______ ___ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ____________ _________ _________ __ _______ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ____________ _________ _________ __ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.... ____________ _________ _________ __ ______ TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ____________ _________ _________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) ____________ _________ _________ __ ___ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher ____________ _________ _________ __ __ LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!! Hit LIKE.... 3 Likes |
Re: Teacher's Jokes by ATMC(f): 6:51am On Oct 12, 2012 |
Smart kids! |
Re: Teacher's Jokes by Ijeleigbo(m): 7:38am On Oct 12, 2012 |
ATMC: Smart kids!Lol... Smart indeed |
Re: Teacher's Jokes by ilorioluwaseun: 7:51pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
makin sense....good job |
Re: Teacher's Jokes by realsammie(m): 11:03pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
i luv this. nice one OP |
Re: Teacher's Jokes by larrymoore(m): 9:48am On Oct 14, 2012 |
Good compositin |
Re: Teacher's Jokes by MCDumexx: 1:54pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
Joke grade. 10/11 |
Re: Teacher's Jokes by timbros(m): 2:00pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
Nice one |
Re: Teacher's Jokes by maggilove(f): 2:21pm On Oct 14, 2012 |
Kip it up. |
Re: Teacher's Jokes by Ijeleigbo(m): 2:27am On Oct 15, 2012 |
Thanks guys |
Re: Teacher's Jokes by sexiestharam(f): 7:34am On Oct 15, 2012 |
Love your jokes OP |
Re: Teacher's Jokes by princysharma90(f): 7:41am On Oct 15, 2012 |
Loved all the jokes...Very funny and smart kids... Keep them sharing.. |
Re: Teacher's Jokes by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:19pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
JOKE 2: Akpors was accused of R.a.p.ee... In Court His Lady Lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, " Your Honor see this, can he R.a.p.ee.* with this tiny tot? '... Akpors whispers, "Don't shake it, we may lose the case!!" |
Re: Teacher's Jokes by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:54pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
JOKE 3 A student failed law & decided to make a deal with professor sir, do u know everything about law? Prof:yes Student; if u can answer dis question,i will accept my final marks, if u can't, u have to give me 'A" professor agreed The boy asked, 'what is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical? The prof thought about it for hours & pondered... But no answer. He had to finally give up as he really did not know. He gave the boy his 'A' The following day, professor asked same Question to his students. He was shocked when all of them raised their hands. He asked one student the same question. He answered: sir, u're 65, married to 28 year old, this is legal but not logical. Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal Your wife's boyfriend has failed his exam & yet u have given him an 'A' It's neither logical nor legal The professor collapsed... |
Re: Teacher's Jokes by Ijeleigbo(m): 11:58pm On Oct 16, 2012 |
JOKE 4 A guy got employed at a big company as a cleaner. On his 1st day at work, he picked upa telephone, dialed a number and shouts on the phone; Get me a glass of tea, quickly!. The voice from the other side responded; You Fool!. You've dialed the wrong number. Do you know who you are talking to?" The guy replied,"No". The voice said,"I am the CEO of this company" The guy shouted," Do you know who you are talking to?" The CEO replied, "No" The guy said,"That's Good!." And quickly puts down the phone 1 Like |
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