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Funny Facts About Life by coolestboy(m): 8:16pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost more than a black BB Bold 6. -NEMESIS is when you submityour answer sheet ... wit your expo inside. -LONG THROAT is when you take a girl out on a sunny day & she orders for a hot plate of pepper soup. -A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish pepper soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff, fayrous & when you take her home she says sorry I'm on my period. -OVERSABI is when you are eating salad with a girl & she says 'honey, this foodno done'. -OLODO is when you are in a plane with a girl & she says 'honey I'm hot, can you please roll down the glass'. -A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you eating & says 'my mummy said I shouldn't take food from strangers'. -A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that wakes up in the middle of the night when daddy & mummy are having good time & says 'mummy I want to piss'. -STINGYNESS is when you finish reading this and you refuse to COMMENT! 1 Like |
Re: Funny Facts About Life by berylLOL(f): 9:05pm On Oct 12, 2012 |
even though I have commented on this one several times on facebook..I'm just not stingy sha.. |
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