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Funny Facts About Life by coolestboy(m): 8:16pm On Oct 12, 2012
RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6
cost more than a
black BB Bold 6.
-NEMESIS is when you submityour
answer sheet
...
wit your expo inside.
-LONG THROAT is when you take a
girl out on a
sunny day & she orders for a hot
plate of pepper
soup.
-A WITCH is that girl that eats
nkwobi, fish pepper
soup, shawama, suya, chicken,
smirnoff, fayrous &
when you take her home she says
sorry I'm on my
period.
-OVERSABI is when you are eating
salad with a girl
& she says 'honey, this foodno
done'.
-OLODO is when you are in a plane
with a girl & she
says 'honey I'm hot, can you
please roll down the
glass'.
-A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that
sees you eating &
says 'my mummy said I shouldn't
take food from
strangers'.
-A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that
wakes up in the
middle of the night when daddy &
mummy are
having good time & says 'mummy
I want to piss'.
-STINGYNESS is when you finish
reading this and
you refuse to COMMENT!

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Re: Funny Facts About Life by berylLOL(f): 9:05pm On Oct 12, 2012
even though I have commented on this one several times on facebook..I'm just not stingy sha..

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