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Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by mcevans1(m): 8:14pm On Oct 14, 2012
BREAKING NEWS!

BREAKING NEWS!!

BREAKING NEWS:

Rihanna is pregnant
and Chris is responsible. Rihanna, this
morning admitted to being pregnant
and said she is more than capable to
take care of a child on her own.

Rihanna came clean after confrontation by Chris’ girlfriend as to how it
happened.

Rihanna Mmaduakor, a house help in
Aba,Abia state, admitted to
having an affair with her employer, Mr
Chris Obi.....

Hope I didn't get someone *punked*....arr
rgh

HAPPY SUNDAY,SweetheartS!.
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by Ishilove: 11:43pm On Oct 14, 2012
mc~evans:
BREAKING NEWS!

BREAKING NEWS!!

BREAKING NEWS:

Rihanna is pregnant
and Chris is responsible. Rihanna, this
morning admitted to being pregnant
and said she is more than capable to
take care of a child on her own.

Rihanna came clean after confrontation by Chris’ girlfriend as to how it
happened.

Rihanna Mmaduakor, a house help in
Aba,Abia state, admitted to
having an affair with her employer, Mr
Chris Obi.....

Hope I didn't get someone *punked*....arr
rgh

HAPPY SUNDAY,SweetheartS!.
LOL. Madman cheesy
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by mcevans1(m): 8:22am On Oct 15, 2012
grin
Ishilove:
LOL. Madman cheesy

Hahahahaha my brain is intact ohh grin
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:06pm On Oct 15, 2012
You should really learn to check other people's thread before posting yours. I posted this joke in my 'kiss of life' thread some 2 days ago.
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by AnnbabyHot(f): 4:38pm On Oct 15, 2012
Valiantvaliant: You should really learn to check other people's thread before posting yours. I posted this joke in my 'kiss of life' thread some 2 days ago.


And so

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Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by MCDumexx: 6:10pm On Oct 15, 2012
Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​
"Coughing and lafffing out loud"

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Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by Valiantvaliant(m): 7:08pm On Oct 15, 2012
AnnbabyHot:


And so
I WAS NOT TALKING TO YOU.
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by Onyiclassic(f): 8:17pm On Oct 15, 2012
lwkmd
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by mcevans1(m): 8:24pm On Oct 15, 2012
Valiantvaliant: You should really learn to check other people's thread before posting yours. I posted this joke in my 'kiss of life' thread some 2 days ago.

Huh?
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by Valiantvaliant(m): 10:51pm On Oct 15, 2012
mc~evans:


Huh?
i understand it takes you 7 hours to understand anything that happens around you. Pẹle

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Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by mcevans1(m): 4:36am On Oct 16, 2012
Valiantvaliant: i understand it takes you 7 hours to understand anything that happens around you. Pẹle

It's better to let someone think you are an I-d-i-o-t_than to open your mouth and prove it.

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Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:57am On Oct 16, 2012
mc~evans:


It's better to let someone think you are an I-d-i-o-t_than to open your mouth and prove it.
In that case i advise you to shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal!
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by mcevans1(m): 1:30pm On Oct 16, 2012
Valiantvaliant: In that case i advise you to shut up and give that hole in your face a chance to heal!

STFU & Quit whining like a puppy!
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by Valiantvaliant(m): 4:07pm On Oct 16, 2012
mc~evans:


STFU & Quit whining like a puppy!
i am too busy now, can i ignore you another time please? Thank you.

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Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by mcevans1(m): 6:13pm On Oct 16, 2012
Valiantvaliant: i am too busy now, can i ignore you another time please? Thank you.

Haha! Such a L-O-S-E-R
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by Frostyzone(m): 9:18pm On Oct 16, 2012
LoL. Nice one Dude.
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by mcevans1(m): 11:01pm On Oct 16, 2012
Frostyzone: LoL. Nice one Dude.

Thanks buddy.
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by Ishilove: 2:29pm On Oct 17, 2012
Mcevans and Valiantvaliant, implore you niqqas to continue becos your exchange is making me LMAO!! cheesy
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by mcevans1(m): 3:22pm On Oct 17, 2012
Ishilove: Mcevans and Valiantvaliant, implore you niqqas to continue becos your exchange is making me LMAO!! cheesy

Ishilove, Pls tell me who won the duel? cheesy cheesy
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by Ishilove: 3:31pm On Oct 17, 2012
mc~evans:


Ishilove, Pls tell me who won the duel? cheesy cheesy
For now its a draw, that's why I want you two to continue cheesy
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by mcevans1(m): 3:44pm On Oct 17, 2012
Ishilove:
For now its a draw, that's why I want you two to continue cheesy

Then call him back.. cheesy cheesy
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by Lyth: 11:08pm On Oct 17, 2012
Nice 1 dude ...though u punked me I can still cry foul play wit d chris "BROWN" heading.
As 4 d valiant dude, not evry saw ur post of d joke ...and btw did u even come wit ur patents 4 d joke u lay claims 2?
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by MCDumexx: 11:00am On Oct 18, 2012
Lyth: Nice 1 dude ...though u punked me I can still cry foul play wit d chris "BROWN" heading.
As 4 d valiant dude, not evry saw ur post of d joke ...and btw did u even come wit ur patents 4 d joke u lay claims 2?


Thank U̶̲̥̅̊ very much. Its obvious dey both copied and pasted the same joke but I dnt see any reason for both of them †̥o clog horns.

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Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:42am On Oct 18, 2012
Lyth: Nice 1 dude ...though u punked me I can still cry foul play wit d chris "BROWN" heading.
As 4 d valiant dude, not evry saw ur post of d joke ...and btw did u even come wit ur patents 4 d joke u lay claims 2?
www.nairaland.com/1073468/kiss-life
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by mcevans1(m): 3:28pm On Oct 18, 2012
MC Dumexx:


Thank U̶̲̥̅̊ very much. Its obvious dey both copied and pasted the same joke but I dnt see any reason for both of them †̥o clog horns.


Thank U Dumexx. Its obvious our jokes are the same but the subject ain't the same. He quoted "You should really learn to check other people's thread before posting yours. I posted this joke in my 'kiss of life' thread some 2 days ago". I was surprised and quoted "Huh" Would you please clarify? He replied me saying " He understand it takes me 7 hours to understand anything that happens around me. Pẹle". So, he called for the insults and i striked back. PERIOD!
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by MCDumexx: 6:48pm On Oct 18, 2012
mc~evans:



Thank U Dumexx. Its obvious our jokes are the same but the subject ain't the same. He quoted "You should really learn to check other people's thread before posting yours. I posted this joke in my 'kiss of life' thread some 2 days ago". I was surprised and quoted "Huh" Would you please clarify? He replied me saying " He understand it takes me 7 hours to understand anything that happens around me. Pẹle". So, he called for the insults and i striked back. PERIOD!


Yeah! He truly called 4d "ish". Just like Ishi- I enjoyed the braw.Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​

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Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by mcevans1(m): 7:57pm On Oct 18, 2012
MC Dumexx:


Yeah! He truly called 4d "ish". Just like Ishi- I enjoyed the braw.Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​


Thanks for watching. Lol. Stay Tuned! Don"t Touch That Dial.. cheesy
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by Lyth: 8:03pm On Oct 18, 2012
MC Dumexx:


Yeah! Just like Ishi- I enjoyed the braw.Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​

Yep it sure was entertaining ....kind of lyk 2 ileya rams locking horns in full aggressive mode. Lol

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Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by mcevans1(m): 8:17pm On Oct 18, 2012
Lyth:

Yep it sure was entertaining ....kind of lyk 2 ileya rams locking horns in full aggressive mode. Lol

Lmao cheesy cheesy U r a real joker.. I can't stop laughing.. My belle ohh cheesy
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by MCDumexx: 8:32am On Oct 19, 2012
mc~evans:



Thanks for watching. Lol. Stay Tuned! Don"t Touch That Dial.. cheesy

Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ . Am locked 2dis frequency and going no where. Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​
Re: Breaking News! Breaking News!! Rihanna Is Pregnant For Chris Brown by MCDumexx: 8:35am On Oct 19, 2012
Lyth:

Yep it sure was entertaining ....kind of lyk 2 ileya rams locking horns in full aggressive mode. Lol

Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​. Am laffing real hard. Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ rolling on d floor. Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​. Coughing out loud. Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ still on d floor Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​ Lol​L̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿​

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