How to Remain POOR...
1: NEVER WAKE UP EARLY. Keep stretching and
turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue
dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry to get up? ...

2. Never plan how to spend your money. Whenever you
get money, start spending it right away and when it is
finished, try to count and recall how you spent it.

3.Don’t think of saving until you have real big
money....... How can you save when you earn so little?
Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your
burning needs.

4. Don’t engage in activities usually reserved for the
“uneducated.” How can you, a graduate, engage in
petty trade or home-based production? That is for
people who never went to school.

5. Don’t think of starting a business until an angel
comes from heaven and gives you capital. How do they
expect you to invest before you get millions of Naira or
Dollars? Even though more than half the businesses in
your town were started with a few hundred Naira, you,
as a smart person, can only start with millions.


6. Complain about everything except your own attitude:
Blame the system, the government and the banks that
refuse to lend you money. They are all bad and do not
want you to get rich.


7. Spend more than you earn. To achieve this, buy
consumer products on credit and keep borrowing from
friends and employers.


8. Compete in dressing. Make sure you wear the latest
clothes among all the workers in your office. Whenever
your neighbor buys a new phone, get one that is more
expensive.


9. Get yourself a nice second-hand (used) car that
costs more than three times your gross monthly pay.
That will surely keep you in debt long enough to hinder
the implementation of any bad plans that could make
you accumulate capital.


10. Give your children everything they ask for since
you're such a loving parent. They should not struggle
for anything because you do not want them to suffer.
That way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough
to ensure they can't help u in old age.

Nice bt i'd rather stick to being rich

Xymc...:
Nice bt i'd rather stick to being rich

Lol