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Why Akpors Remain Stranded In Lagos Since 1960(with Pix) by helpmeohgod(m): 4:39pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
In 1960 when Nigeria had her independence, there was celebration in lagos and people came from different areas of the state. Akpors and the people of Warri decided to come to lagos with an old lorry. When they got to lagos, Akpors sensing that food and drinks wpuld be offered to group delegates, said to the group, 'its better we take better names now before introduction, this one no be warfi o, so anything them share give person make e take according to his name'. So they all accepted and began to take sweet names like chief warri and co. When it got to Akpors turn, he took the name 'all of you' So when there were serving foods, Akpors will ask, na who get food? Service girl will answer 'all of you. Akpors will look at everybody and begin to eat alone. When hunger became unbearable for the warri delegates as Akpors continued to munch everything that came in the name of all of you, they had no option than to leave Akpors and go back to Warri hungry. So when Akpors finished all the food and slept, he woke up in the morning on an empty field without no money nor friends, so he began to wander in Lagos till date. 1 Like
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Re: Why Akpors Remain Stranded In Lagos Since 1960(with Pix) by Nobody: 9:08pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
The uninteresting nature and blatant plagiarism of your joke makes it funny. 1 Like |
Re: Why Akpors Remain Stranded In Lagos Since 1960(with Pix) by Wendyslim(f): 10:04pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
Just passing |
Re: Why Akpors Remain Stranded In Lagos Since 1960(with Pix) by helpmeohgod(m): 12:33pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Pass well well |
Re: Why Akpors Remain Stranded In Lagos Since 1960(with Pix) by helpmeohgod(m): 10:35am On Dec 02, 2012 |
Na so we see am |
Re: Why Akpors Remain Stranded In Lagos Since 1960(with Pix) by helpmeohgod(m): 11:23am On Dec 03, 2012 |
Kai |
Re: Why Akpors Remain Stranded In Lagos Since 1960(with Pix) by helpmeohgod(m): 8:53pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
Hmmm |
Re: Why Akpors Remain Stranded In Lagos Since 1960(with Pix) by helpmeohgod(m): 9:09am On Dec 08, 2012 |
Yes oo |
Re: Why Akpors Remain Stranded In Lagos Since 1960(with Pix) by OME1(m): 3:34pm On Dec 08, 2012 |
Dude stopping commenting on your own post just to make others see and comment..abi na by force to laf |
Re: Why Akpors Remain Stranded In Lagos Since 1960(with Pix) by Wendyslim(f): 10:50pm On Dec 08, 2012 |
O.M.E:I tire for him oooooo. Dry joke |
Re: Why Akpors Remain Stranded In Lagos Since 1960(with Pix) by helpmeohgod(m): 5:01pm On Dec 10, 2012 |
If nobody praise lizard when e fall from tree, e go praise himself by nodding his head nah 1 Like |
Re: Why Akpors Remain Stranded In Lagos Since 1960(with Pix) by Nobody: 6:40pm On May 31, 2019 |
This type blew my mind. |
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