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| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by Nobody: 4:22pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
joseff14: na wa oh. is this how you established your own church? or you just wanna paint Nigerian pastors with a black ink? your write-up may seem funny but the church of God shouldn't be made an object of derision. See this pastor defender......joseff Taribo West!  What this article is saying is very true of most, if not all churches in Nigeria. 1 Like |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by Nobody: 4:22pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
So On Point...Segun Dada, Chop Knuckle joor!!!!!! |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by chally02(m): 4:25pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
d person that wrote this is a fool.....do this and spend ur eternity in hell....by d way who told u all nigerian pastor are fake and after money, 4 the fact that some are fake dosent mean that all of them are, ......mtcheeew |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by Nobody: 4:28pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
chally 02: d person that wrote this is a fool.....do this and spend ur eternity in hell....by d way who told u all nigerian pastor are fake and after money, 4 the fact that some are fake dosent mean that all of them are, ......mtcheeew So, the OP should burn in fire because he is telling the truth about most churches in Nigeria? Are you not a wicked christian? Even if there are real pastors, can you not correct the OP without a threat of violence? 5 Likes |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by DonaldGenes(m): 4:29pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
Yomieluv: Waoh,I need this post,I'm goona copy Ȋ̝̊̅† ,cos I intend opening a church soon,will this name be ok:children of God,international bisiness center church..we get land for bornu state,hope you wouldn't mind 1 Like |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by SisiKill1: 4:31pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
@OP Is it the Business Plan the Oyedepos and Oyakhilomes of the world took years to perfect you and the original writer are giving out freely like this?  Let them catch you, the HOLY SLAP you will receive will have you speaking in tongues in no time.  6 Likes |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by tunnytox(m): 4:32pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
chally 02: d person that wrote this is a fool.....do this and spend ur eternity in hell....by d way who told u all nigerian pastor are fake and after money, 4 the fact that some are fake dosent mean that all of them are, ......mtcheeew Your scaremongering won't work, the OP is 100% on point. Hell fire ko hell water ni 5 Likes |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by Nobody: 4:33pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
chally 02: d person that wrote this is a fool.....do this and spend ur eternity in hell....by d way who told u all nigerian pastor are fake and after money, 4 the fact that some are fake dosent mean that all of them are, ......mtcheeew All Nigerian pastors are fake! Take it or leave it! Hell means nothing to the sane mind. 4 Likes |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by obyrich(m): 4:42pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
[quote author=joseff14]na wa oh. is this how you established your own church? or you just wanna paint Nigerian pastors with a black ink? your write-up may seem funny but the church of God shouldn't be made an object of derision.NOBODY IS DERIDING THE HOUSE OF GOD. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS BURIED UNDER THE FOUNDATION OF UR CHURCH? HEAVEN WILL SHOCK MANY! 1 Like |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by obyrich(m): 4:52pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
Please Nlers what is the justification for pastors displaying their pictures on their church billboards? A pastor I know in Aba flogs members of his ministry ,majority of them women, for failing to pay up their dues. I keep wondering if it is God or god at work in the church. |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by Nobody: 4:59pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
So comprehensive!!! 1 Like |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by Rick9(m): 5:02pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
Ahahahahahahahaha this is very funny. I made sure i read everything from begining to end. Ahahahahahahahahah cant stop laughing. https://www.nairaland.com/1077240/how-nigerian-pastor-segun-dada |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by bright007(f): 5:18pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
larrymoore: so ar u saying religion mockery is allowed in christianity?Obviously No....the poster was not making mockery of christianity but rather telling what obtains in many churches today 2 Likes |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by jeezybuck: 5:22pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
Have been job hunting for over 4 years., I dont have to cry anymore. This is just an eye opener for me. Soon am gonna make it. Rev Bishop JEEZYBUCK in making. |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by solomonkane(m): 5:23pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
chally 02: d person that wrote this is a fool.....do this and spend ur eternity in hell....by d way who told u all nigerian pastor are fake and after money, 4 the fact that some are fake dosent mean that all of them are, ......mtcheeew O boy, I hear there is going to be a clearance sale on intelligence at Maiduguri Central Market tomorrow, please avail yourself of this unique opportunity and buy some much needed grey matter. 2 Likes |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by pssword: 5:31pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
“Oluwa Is Involved Holy Ghost Penticostal Fire Brand Ministries”…. Nice huh? Your members can call themselves “Fire Branders”. Absolutely classic lol |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by OmoAlata(f): 5:37pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
I shouldn't be saying this but it reminds me of a time in Kaduna. There was this new pentecostal church starting up and because it was quite close to our house, I decided to attend once in a while. It was held in an unfinished building - wall and roof, no windows or doors The 'pastor' said the church building was in progress and with God's help, it would be completed soon. We always donated towards the building fund.Anyway, one Sunday, church service in full swing, with clapping and dancing going on, the real owner of the building, came in and chucked us out We said, "Oga, let us finish the service now" but the oga didn't agree O The entire neighbourhood gathered round. T'was one helluva embarrasment 2 Likes |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by johnshagb(m): 5:39pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
Watch lagos tv in the mornin weekdays, u'll be amazed watching some of the men of God preach. U can easily pick out the type the op is talking about |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by MAYOWAAK: 5:48pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
Sisi_Kill: @OP Intellectual property freely on sale on NAIRALAND 1 Like |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by Madawaki01(m): 5:53pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
Bitter truth,even christians knew it is d truth. |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by ITbomb(m): 5:55pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
After being successful ,one of the most important thing is to be a writer , editor and publisher all in one , and force ur members to get a copy for their friends. |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by zyzzx: 6:08pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
U forgot to add - build private universities that most of ur parishioners would not afford !U forgot to add - build private universities that most of ur parishioners would not afford !U forgot to add - build private universities that most of ur parishioners would not afford ! 1 Like |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by Ucheosefoh(m): 6:19pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
This write up is so long I dnt bother reading it 2 de end cus I dnt have interest in becoming a pastor |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by oladayo042: 6:20pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
LMAO |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by Medley(m): 6:42pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
Logicboy03: the op dont seem to need correction cos he knows them all. But he forgot dat it has been written dat many shall come in my name but are not of me and that we shld watch and pray. Why judge? Are u saints, why paints the name of all dat preach d gospel dirty without any form of exemption of the gud ones. Anyway, d bible says watch and pray, and not watch and judge, if ur hr8 tells u of a bad pastor leave d church go to others and stop being d judge. 1 Like |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by mu2sa2: 6:54pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
What would a sango worshiper think of ur "religion" if s/he reads this? - good? bad? ugly? fraud? |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by lastborn9(m): 6:59pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
weldone my Oga, you write well. Up Liberal! |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by Nobody: 9:45pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
very sweet and nice prose.didatic and tentahooking. church business shuld be included in d course outline of Enterpreneur in our tetiary institutions. i am working towards openin ma own church to be named ''multiplication church of God''. memberz wil be code named multiplierz. only multi-millionaires, multi-dollarnaires, and multi billionaires will sit at d front. multi thousandnaires will sit at d back. the church wil be multiin choir and multi in structure.. think multi, pray multi, God is a God of multi dats y he fed d multi-tude.... 1 Like |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by Ivynwa(f): 10:35pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
Funny write-up. Great writer that knows to make words move! Why do I love to read stuffs that people that make words move write? I should coin a name for such pips. |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by Madawaki01(m): 5:29am On Oct 18, 2012 |
torhuke: very sweet and nice prose.didatic and tentahooking. church business shuld be included in d course outline of Enterpreneur in our tetiary institutions. i am working towards openin ma own church to be named ''multiplication church of God''. memberz wil be code named multiplierz. only multi-millionaires, multi-dollarnaires, and multi billionaires will sit at d front. multi thousandnaires will sit at d back. the church wil be multiin choir and multi in structure.. think multi, pray multi, God is a God of multi dats y he fed d multi-tude....u're really prepared 4 ur church...kudos,mayb i wil use ur proposed name..lol |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by okunfemm(m): 7:16am On Oct 18, 2012 |
all becos of money. What shall it profit a man/woman, pastors, papa, bishop, founder, general overseer that gains d whole world (impossible) and lose is soul. What will he/she use in exchange of his soul. Lets beware God is a man dat shld be making mockery of is name and ministry. God owns d church, it cost Jesus is dear life so as to have a church. |
| Re: How To Be A Nigerian Pastor – By Segun Dada by PastorKun(m): 7:41am On Oct 18, 2012 |
It's so sad what the church institution in Nigeria as degenerated to. |
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