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SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by bingbagbo(m): 6:45am On Oct 25, 2012
[b]Yeah, PROJAN in collaboration with UEFA, CAF, and NFF PRESENTS JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION. . . .

DATE:SATURDAY 27TH OCTOBER 2012 AT 2PM

VENUE:JOKES SECTION SPORTS STADIUM grin

MATCH COMMISSIONER: HON PATRICK OBAHIAGBON


TROPHY: FREECOCOA(ROMANCE SECTION)



JOKES SECTION LINE UP

1. MOGUL (EAGLE CEMENT) grin
2. LARRIDE (REAL MADRID)
3. BOOQEE (LIVERPOOL)
4. VICKY (AJAX)
5. SUTOBOY (ESPANYOL)
6. BUNMIOGUNS (MANCHESTER UNITED)
7. HOMAR (BAYERN MUNICH)
8. BIGVAJINA (INTER MILAN)
9. BIN GBAGBO (C)(BARCELONA)
10.LAGUSTA (CHELSEA)
11.PRETTIEBONY (TP MAZEMBE)

BENCH
12.EKEROYAL (SHOOTING STARS)
13.DANI1LUV (CLUBLESS)
13. SLIMCHI2K2 (AC MILAN)
14. BUSHY-ANUS (SHANGAI SHENGUA)
15. XYMC (ESPERANCE)
16.EL GUAPO (REAL MADRID)
17.DOPEJEMI (UDINESE)
18.AJIBEL (PORTMOUTH)
19. ODE REMO (CLUBLESS)
2O. ONYICLASSIC (FC PORTO)
21.LALAOSKY (TP MAZEMBE)
22.EFEMENA XY (ENYIMBA)
23.MOMORNI (CHELSEA)
24.BOLUKAZ (EL AHLY)
MANAGER
JOSE MOURINHO

REFEREE:VALIANTVALIANT grin angry


ROMANCE SECTION, PREPARE!!!!! angry
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Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by mormoni(m): 8:01am On Oct 25, 2012
Lol....Liverpool is my team so I support Booqee
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by dopeJemi: 9:25am On Oct 25, 2012
gringringringringrin




























Buh y u give me udinese nau? angry



















I'm a die hard Man-u fan oh sad
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by Nobody: 9:26am On Oct 25, 2012
bin gbagbo: Yeah, PROJAN in collaboration with UEFA, CAF, and NFF PRESENTS JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION. . . .

DATE:SATURDAY 27TH OCTOBER 2012 AT 2PM

VENUE:JOKES SECTION SPORTS STADIUM grin


JOKES SECTION LINE UP




1. MOGUL (ARSENAL FC) grin
2. LARRIDE (REAL MADRID)
3. BOOQEE (LIVERPOOL)
4. VICKY (AJAX)
5. SUTOBOY (ESPANYOL)
6. BUNMIOGUNS (MANCHESTER UNITED)
7. HOMAR (BAYERN MUNICH)
8. BIGVAJINA (INTER MILAN)
9. BIN GBAGBO......(HOME BASE)(ENYIMBA OF ABA)
10.LAGUSTA (CHELSEA)
11.PRETTIEBONY (TP MAZEMBE)

BENCH
12.EKEROYAL (SHOOTING STARS)
13.DANI1LUV (CLUBLESS)
13. SLIMCHI2K2 (AC MILAN)
14. BUSHY-ANUS (SHANGAI SHENGUA)
15. XYMC (ESPERANCE)
16.EL GUAPO (REAL MADRID)
17.DOPEJEMI (UDINESE)
18.AJIBEL (PORTMOUTH)
19. ODE REMO (CLUBLESS)
2O. ONYICLASSIC (FC PORTO)
21.LALAOSKY (TP MAZEMBE)
22.EFEMENA XY (ENYIMBA)

MANAGER
JOSE MOURINHO



ROMANCE SECTION, PREPARE!!!!!
angry



Now let the game begin!
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by xynerise: 10:35am On Oct 25, 2012
Sorry my boys in romance section are celebrating sallah cool
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by slimchi2k2(m): 2:32pm On Oct 25, 2012
oooooooooooooh bin why do u put me in bench,i can play better than many pls do somtin before we lose this game
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by Nobody: 3:31pm On Oct 25, 2012
Me nko?...which team i dey?
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by dopeJemi: 3:59pm On Oct 25, 2012
bolukaz: Me nko?...which team i dey?


Who












Be










You





undecided
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by larride(m): 4:06pm On Oct 25, 2012
Warming up.. This is gonna be interesting.

cool
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by Nobody: 4:07pm On Oct 25, 2012
dopeJemi:
Who
Be
You

undecided
..your fellow nairalander.....who's also da accountant of phcn!....so,dont be so cruel....
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by dopeJemi: 4:13pm On Oct 25, 2012
bolukaz: ..your fellow nairalander.....who's also da accountant of phcn!....so,dont be so cruel....

E

Don

Be


4

U

Be

Dat.



We never get lite 4 2weeks nau angry
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by larride(m): 4:22pm On Oct 25, 2012
sights blokous who is the accountant of Phcn and start sharpening my machete angry


You go hear today, we never get light for almost 3yrs now

You are in soup angry
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by bingbagbo(m): 6:44pm On Oct 25, 2012
slimchi2k2: oooooooooooooh bin why do u put me in bench,i can play better than many pls do somtin before we lose this game



you ll come in the second as super sub!! grin


meanwhile only few players have reported to training today. . .we for not lose this home match o o o o!!! shocked shocked
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by slimchi2k2(m): 6:55pm On Oct 25, 2012
bin im warming up now
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by BUSHYANUS(m): 6:57pm On Oct 25, 2012
why i no start angry
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by slimchi2k2(m): 7:01pm On Oct 25, 2012
i real proud of serena williams today bin do u watch the match
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by larride(m): 8:38pm On Oct 25, 2012
Training badt gan today. cool
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by Nobody: 9:19pm On Oct 25, 2012
larride: sights blokous who is the accountant of Phcn and start sharpening my machete angry


You go hear today, we never get light for almost 3yrs now

You are in soup angry
sorry man,na the defaulters wey cause yawa now,abeg implore them to pay sharply.......besides,na Homar dey for power,I just be accountant
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by larride(m): 10:41pm On Oct 25, 2012
bolukaz: sorry man,na the defaulters wey cause yawa now,abeg implore them to pay sharply.......besides,na Homar dey for power,I just be accountant

But na you dey collect the money now angry
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:21pm On Oct 25, 2012
Since my name no dey the list, my nyash no fit settle for bench. So i need one of these
1.COACH
2.REFREE.
I dey wait. . . . .
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by larride(m): 1:05am On Oct 26, 2012
^^^^^^^^^^^^ Don't worry, You will be ball boy grin
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by dopeJemi: 6:46am On Oct 26, 2012
No, vaLiant go be security, u go dey hold d fans mk dem no drag Mah shirt after I score hatrick cheesy
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by BUSHYANUS(m): 6:54am On Oct 26, 2012
jogging around the field angry
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by bingbagbo(m): 7:08am On Oct 26, 2012
Valiantvaliant: Since my name no dey the list, my nyash no fit settle for bench. So i need one of these
1.COACH
2.REFREE.
I dey wait. . . . .



You ve been made the referee ASAP. ... but give wi penalty ooo angry angry angry
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by jhydebaba(m): 7:36am On Oct 26, 2012
What's happening here
Na ram una mate dey take fight for sallah tongue
Where una come from self
Shuo!! I tyre, I motor. undecided
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by Nobody: 7:38am On Oct 26, 2012
You guys better pay up your PHCN fee,or else......na torchlight you go use play that your match

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Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by bingbagbo(m): 7:50am On Oct 26, 2012
bolukaz: You guys better pay up your PHCN fee,or else......na torchlight you go use play that your match








You wan loose your two balls abi angry
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by bingbagbo(m): 8:15am On Oct 26, 2012
jhydebaba: What's happening here
Na ram una mate dey take fight for sallah tongue
Where una come from self
Shuo!! I tyre, I motor. undecided







are ok sir shocked shocked shocked cool cool cheesy grin undecided lipsrsealed undecided wink
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by jhydebaba(m): 8:21am On Oct 26, 2012
^^Not sure sir



I tot we are in the joke section, nothing serious.
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by bingbagbo(m): 8:23am On Oct 26, 2012
jhydebaba: ^^Not sure sir



I tot we are in the joke section, nothing serious.



OK, SIR, THANK YOU SIR. . .



PLEASE SIR, YOU ARE A BUSH PIG SIR!! grin
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by Nobody: 9:19am On Oct 26, 2012
Where is this useless bush pig gbagbo...*sees him and gives him a dirty slap*..how can you put me, rooney in the bench and at TP MAZEMBE for that matter..you wan make i robb this match from bench like barcalonia...take time o...i have connections with platini so change my team chap chap
Re: SOCCER..JOKES SECTION VS ROMANCE SECTION!! ONGOING (1-0) by Nobody: 9:24am On Oct 26, 2012
bin gbagbo:


OK, SIR, THANK YOU SIR. . .



PLEASE SIR, YOU ARE A BUSH PIG SIR!! grin



Bin are u trying us that the picture below is his??

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