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| One Rainy Night by bunmioguns(m): 12:36pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
One Rainy Night, A man was walking down a Muddy road, when a Slow moving car came and stopped near Him, without Hesitation, He opened its door and Sat on the Co-Driver's seat.. The Car started Moving Slowly, looking atThe Driver's Seat, there was No driver, the man became Soo afraid.. Just as He was trying to recover from the shock, A hand pooped from Outside and Started controling the steering wheel,. The man Became Really afraid, And Frozed on His Seat,, he started Praying for His Life.. Just as he was praying, the slow Moving car approached a Corner, wondering What will happen, again the Hand pooped in from outside And Steered the Car Round the Corner.... Now the man became Really afraid, Gathered all his strength, opened the Door, and Fell outside, woke up, Ran to a Late night Restuarant and Ordered a Hot Drink, sat on one Corner and Try to recover From the shock.. As He was having His Drink, two guys with mud all over entered the Restuarant and Ordered a Drink.. One Of them said, "Look at that eediot in the Corner, He Is the One who Entered In the Car While we were Pushing it  The man had a miscarriage  This Joke is dedicated to Bin Gbagbo, Larride, xymc, valiantvaliant, Mogulo and all the Projan Crew as well as my new found love; Prettiebony. . .wishing you all Barka De Easter 
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| Re: One Rainy Night by Onyiclassic(f): 12:42pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Lwkmd,dis joke is really funny espacially d pix below lmao |
| Re: One Rainy Night by Nobody: 12:58pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Bunmiogun & His new found LOVER pretiEbony.... God bless this Union! Hurrayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! What God has joined together, let no man put assunder!
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| Re: One Rainy Night by MCDumexx: 2:16pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
bunmioguns: One Rainy Night,Funny! LWMMPK |
| Re: One Rainy Night by MCDumexx: 2:17pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
MOGUL.O: When we go pop d kunu na? LolL̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿ |
| Re: One Rainy Night by slimchi2k2(m): 2:19pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
very funny bro |
| Re: One Rainy Night by Nobody: 3:38pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
You tried man,twas funny..........but what's wrong with you projan guys and miscarriages? |
| Re: One Rainy Night by larride(m): 4:02pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
bunmioguns:  |
| Re: One Rainy Night by Laitesmart(m): 4:32pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Wetin b ur own? larride: |
| Re: One Rainy Night by bunmioguns(m): 4:38pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Onyiclassic: Lwkmd,dis joke is really funny espacially d pix below lmao slimchi2k2: very funny bro that's why am known as d jokes president |
| Re: One Rainy Night by larride(m): 4:43pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Laitesmart: Wetin b ur own? Wetin concern me for my wife mattter abi wetin u dey talk |
| Re: One Rainy Night by bunmioguns(m): 4:43pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
MC Dumexx: dont worry, u will be d MC dt day while Mogulo will be d gateman |
| Re: One Rainy Night by bunmioguns(m): 4:46pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
larride: am sorry my Prime Minister. . .she actually accepted my Proposal Yesternyt. . . Even Mogulo can testify to it. .  |
| Re: One Rainy Night by larride(m): 4:55pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
She has to testify to this before i forgive you Calling my lawyers to get divorce underway |
| Re: One Rainy Night by bunmioguns(m): 4:59pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Laitesmart: Wetin b ur own? my very good frd. . . Olaitan. .u will be my Bestman dt day. . |
| Re: One Rainy Night by bunmioguns(m): 5:02pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
larride: She has to testify to this before i forgive you *dips his hand into his pocket. .counts abt 50 one thousand note and hands it over to Larride*. . Let's settle dis nw. . . *winks at him* |
| Re: One Rainy Night by MCDumexx: 8:18pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
bunmioguns: LolL̳̿☺Ö̤̣̇☺ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́☺Ö̤̣̇☺L̳̿ . U̶̲̥̅̊ sure dats a gud idea? Your spouse no lyk me o. I dey wait 4her consent |
| Re: One Rainy Night by larride(m): 8:33pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
MC Dumexx: She's nobody spouse until our divorce is over |
| Re: One Rainy Night by Lagusta(m): 8:34pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Lol, this joke funny me.... Sorry larride, u weren't good enough for her...... Bunmi o gbayi joor |
| Re: One Rainy Night by larride(m): 8:45pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
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| Re: One Rainy Night by MCDumexx: 8:49pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
larride: Where is she now? Did U̶̲̥̅̊ not collect d bribe up there? |
| Re: One Rainy Night by bunmioguns(m): 8:53pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
larride: dont worry brother. . . I will arrange dis damsel for u in return for her
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| Re: One Rainy Night by Xymc1(m): 8:58pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Rotflmao,realy hilarious joke. . . . And to d latest couple (Presido & Pretiebony) congrats,hope it lasts,unlike sum oda relatnships i wouldnt name |
| Re: One Rainy Night by bunmioguns(m): 8:59pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
MC Dumexx: which kind choice she get. . .she must like u by fire by thunder Lagusta: Lol, this joke funny me.... thank you bro . .as from now on u address me as Pretti's hubby |
| Re: One Rainy Night by Xymc1(m): 9:00pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Rotflmao,realy hilarious and nice joke. . . . And to d latest couple (Presido & Pretiebony) congrats,hope it lasts,unlike sum oda relatnships i wouldnt name |
| Re: One Rainy Night by bunmioguns(m): 9:03pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Xymc...: thank you my Social director. . Just help me get in contact wit Musiliu Haruna Iṣola because he will be d special musician dt day. .. Any amt he needs. . I will pay |
| Re: One Rainy Night by MCDumexx: 9:04pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
[quote author=bunmioguns] which kind choice she get. . .she must like u by fire by thunder I pray o. Me with am be dey on logger-heads some tym past. I no weda she don simile down. |
| Re: One Rainy Night by larride(m): 10:44pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Do you guys realize that i'm the PRIME MINISTER sha okay, no yawa  |
| Re: One Rainy Night by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:15pm On Oct 25, 2012 |
Hillarious joke @Op. Larride yawa don gas o, where is Prettieböny, let her come and proclaim her love for the one she loves before we stage a duel between President and Prime Minister! |
| Re: One Rainy Night by larride(m): 1:17am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Valiantvaliant: Hillarious joke @Op. No yawa now. |
| Re: One Rainy Night by Laitesmart(m): 6:40am On Oct 26, 2012 |
larride:the last tym i checked, she say u no get money to buy ring. |
| Re: One Rainy Night by Laitesmart(m): 6:41am On Oct 26, 2012 |
bunmioguns:nah probs. I dey kakaraka |
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