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A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn’t get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!"

Surprised and flattered, the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them?"

Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.

The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man’s balls, and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I’ll jump off the ladder!"

Lol
Oya jump now

Common!!!

Grab the midget and squeeze him d "wrestling style"

hmm do u know what it is for someone to grab your balls tight? i bet that u wouldn't want to know, rebellious wanted to liquidize mine

sharp midget, dull guy, interesting joke, correct poster.

common ass seed, make u and rebellious end the unnecessary beef

lmao nice onneee

hcl u really crave attention why

I personally don't have "beef" with him but like my girl Clemcy said he just wants my attention. . . for no reason. Now ain't that childish but I'm not surprised, I mean, it's acid we're talking about.

i love this joke

@Rebellious

Is it wrong for u to get wooed by a guy? Or do u like direct confrontation _{(Hi my name is HCl, do u wanna fu<k)}

nice joke

Rebellious:
I personally don't have "beef" with him but like my girl Clemcy said he just wants my attention. . . for no reason. Now ain't that childish but I'm not surprised, I mean, it's acid we're talking about.

is clemcy an amaphrodite?

does dat in anyway disrupt ur sleep i am who i am.

now piss off busy body!

clemcykul:
does that in anyway disrupt your sleep i am who i am.

now piss off busy body!

Take it easy nah.Life is not that hard.

oh sorry ( gay)

gay huh? in all ur lyfe that happens to be the only word u know in ur miserable lyfe!

u dont know my sex must dat upset u much? i dont want any rotten stuff from a low life like u

hold ur damn peace while i stick mine bloody leech!

FOLLY,

pls respect ur 65yrs of old. If u do anyhow, u go collect badly

tell am jare, make eim hear

@clemcy at least i'm proud to declare my sex only teeny weeeny gay ass like u would b ashamed and i dislike gays with a passion.

@ituen i thot u where a reasonable person bt i'm sure ur parents thot u better than to disrespect ur grandfather not me

@folly
you suppose don sogy by now which sex eim be. but off the record

*_{whispers into folly's ears, she's/he's an amaphrodite}*

don't tell anyone that i told you so

Lmao. dis is hilarious

amaphrodite? thot as much anyways no offence clemcy keep on rockin

folly69:
amaphrodite? thot as much anyways no offence clemcy keep on rockin

who tell you say eim be amaphrodite now *_giggles* na you know oo

@topic nice joke.

good girl

its not necessary to run your mouth all the time

Tufe,

if dem catch u, i no follow oh


@Folly

E be like say u no get Old man picture for ur house again

tufe:
good girl

its not necessary to run your mouth all the time

you dont have to tell the world,boi
Yes we know you've got the schizuptahs catarrh,now go get some kerchief.

@joke,i say nice one,real nice joke !