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Lagos Goes Bikeless : Tentips To Survive Withoutokada. by Guddy(m): 5:45pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
Found this some where and I decided to share it with us. Lagos goes Bikeless : Ten Tips to Survive Without Okada. 10 . Buy shoe protectors. Replace as the need arises . 9 . In relation to number 10 , carry an extra pair of foot wear. ( preferably slippers) in your bag ( men inclusive ) . That bag should also carry the following: a small umbrella, water bottle and small chops to go . 8 . Wear casual clothes to work . Change into your official clothes at work . Change back to the casual clothes for the journey back home . You don’ t want to look too official while trekking . 7 . For the ladies , this is the time to smile from ear to ear with that ugly male colleague who drives a car and lives near your residence . 6 . For the guys , buy a car before them tif your babe . 5 . Save the money for your gym membership . You are getting enough exercise already . 4 . Start trekking groups in your class , church,mosque , office etc. After all it is said that a trek trekked with companion is no trek at all ( I just made that up obviously ) 3 . Learn how to entertain yourself in your own space . Stock up on game consoles , books , magazines , movies etc. Pay that DSTV subscription too. 2 . As the crime rate increases due to the okada ban , buy a gun. 1 . If none of the above works, pack go your village and fulfil Fashola ’ s innate dream for Lagos state . Abeg later. Let me prepare for this morning trek . Eko o ni baje |
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