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Lagos Goes Bikeless : Tentips To Survive Withoutokada. by Guddy(m): 5:45pm On Oct 26, 2012
Found this some where and I decided to share it with us.

Lagos goes Bikeless : Ten
Tips to Survive Without
Okada.

10 . Buy shoe protectors. Replace as the
need arises .
9 . In relation to number 10 , carry an
extra pair of foot wear. ( preferably
slippers) in your bag ( men inclusive ) .
That bag should also carry the
following: a small umbrella, water
bottle and small chops to go .
8 . Wear casual clothes to work . Change
into your official clothes at work .
Change back to the casual clothes for
the journey back home . You don’ t want
to look too official while trekking .
7 . For the ladies , this is the time to
smile from ear to ear with that ugly
male colleague who drives a car and
lives near your residence .
6 . For the guys , buy a car before them
tif your babe .
5 . Save the money for your gym
membership . You are getting enough
exercise already .
4 . Start trekking groups in your
class , church,mosque , office etc. After all
it is said that a trek trekked with
companion is no trek at all ( I just made
that up obviously )
3 . Learn how to entertain yourself in
your own space . Stock up on game
consoles , books , magazines , movies etc.
Pay that DSTV
subscription too.
2 . As the crime rate increases due to
the okada ban , buy a gun.
1 . If none of the above works, pack go
your village and fulfil Fashola ’ s innate
dream for Lagos state .
Abeg later. Let me prepare for this
morning trek .
Eko o ni baje

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