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| Kids Say The Darnest Things by djcrooky(m): 1:21pm On Jan 27, 2008 |
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath. "Hit him again," the 5 yr. old said. "He shouldn’t have crawled up there in the first place!!" |
| Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things by ThugLife1(m): 2:01pm On Jan 27, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things by ituen(m): 2:11pm On Jan 27, 2008 |
cool  The 5 yr old boy go dey wonder whether im also climb inside durim im own time |
| Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things by tufe(m): 2:15pm On Jan 27, 2008 |
kids, hmmm. lol |
| Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things by clemcykul(f): 11:34am On Jan 28, 2008 |
dats what i like about kids *summons junior* where have u been  |
| Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things by tufe(m): 9:19pm On Jan 31, 2008 |
who be junior again for here |
| Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things by Opoki(m): 5:00pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
Is like that 5 year old boy dey beef that new guy Maybe the new baby will be shorten his raction |
| Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things by tufe(m): 5:03pm On Feb 01, 2008 |
see where your mind go |
| Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things by clemcykul(f): 1:41pm On Feb 02, 2008 |
BY their username ye shall know em |
| Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things by tufe(m): 10:21pm On Feb 02, 2008 |
abi oo |
| Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things by Nella(f): 2:34pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
lol! kiddos |
| Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things by folly69(m): 2:46pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
nice joke lmao |
| Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things by nightnurse(f): 3:04pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
i can't help lmao |
| Re: Kids Say The Darnest Things by tytylayor: 3:18pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
nice cool joke |
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