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Dat Kind Lie Sef!!! Greatest Liar Ever by ritchsongz(m): 12:44pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
Stella Obasanjo Died and went to heaven, she entered a room where she saw several clocks she asked Angel Gabriel what the clocks stand for, Angel Gabriel replied and said each clock represent a soul, when a soul lies it ticks, She saw a clock that has never ticked and asked who owns it Oh, That Bishop Samuel Ajayi Crowthers clocked, He never lied during his stay on earth answered the angel and who owns this clock she asked again, that Sir Tafawa Balewa's clock it ticked once meaning he lied once during his lifetime answered the angel, and this she asked again whose clock is this, Thats Sir Nnamdi Azikiwe's Clock it ticked twice meaning he lied twice, wow! she exclaimed But pls where is my Husband Clock, General Olusegun Obasanjo Clock oh, replied the Angel, His clock is in Jesus Office He is using it as a Ceiling Fan |
Re: Dat Kind Lie Sef!!! Greatest Liar Ever by Lusaint(m): 1:01pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
Nice one |
Re: Dat Kind Lie Sef!!! Greatest Liar Ever by JJKADRY(m): 2:03pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
if u ever make water comot 4 ma eyes again, i go report u oo. mtcheeew! beta joke jare.... keep it up |
Re: Dat Kind Lie Sef!!! Greatest Liar Ever by koligs: 2:25pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
Na old joke unna dey call better joke... Smh!!! @poster, dis joke is older than you |
Re: Dat Kind Lie Sef!!! Greatest Liar Ever by MCDumexx: 3:05pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
Am seeing it 4d 1st tym. Kudos @OP. U̶̲̥̅̊ wey young, how U̶̲̥̅̊ take know say d joke old pass d poster? |
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