What would happen in Nigeria if we
are to experience an hurricane like the
US East Coast is currently going
through Hurricane Sandy? (GOD
FORBID)
Imagine say a 'Hurricane Akpors' is
heading for Naija in 3 weeks.. First
and foremost;
1. Prophet T.B Joshua will prophesy
the hurricane.
2. The State Governors will hold a
press conference advicing the people
of the states to remain calm as
government is working hard to see
how they can tackle the situation.
3. National Emergency Management
Agency (NEMA) will grant an
interview on Channels TV and AIT
saying that they are well trained and
prepared to handle the crisis. That
they are untop of the Situation.
4. The Federal Government will wait
for the Hurricane to first land and
wipe out States then;
- Hold a day of National Mourning
and Prayers and order the flag be
flown at half mast.
- Visit the disaster location for a first
hand assessment of the damage.
- Visit the survivors camp and share
relief material (Mosquito nets, rice and
Indomie)
- Set up a committee to investigate the
Hurricane and see how we can prevent
future hurricanes from visiting
Nigeria.
- Release billions of Naira (on Paper)
for disaster management.
- Sack the Minister of Water Resources
for failing to contain the water.
- Commend the State Governors,
NEMA, Red Cross and other
emergency services unit for their quick
response.
5. The Senate will hold an emergency
session and condemn the 'Hurricane'.
6. Churches around Nigeria will hold
crusades and Programmes with Titles
like 'May Hurricane wipe out your
enemies'.. 'Calming the Hurricanes in
your life'.. 'Finding the Rainbow in
your Hurricane'.. e.t.c..
7. M.I Abaga will release a single about
hurricanes.
8. Femi Falana (SAN) will sue the
Hurricane, F.G and State government
for their poor handling of the
Hurricane.
9. CPC, ACN, APGA and others will
blame the PDP and Jonathan for the
Hurricane.
10. Jokes about BOKO HARAM claims
responsibility for the Hurricane will go
viral on Facebook, Blackberry
Messenger and Twitter..
11. Many People will change their
Blackberry Display Pictures to
'Hurricane Pictures' and Facebook
status will read..Hurricane Things..
GOD BLESS NIGERIA