Little boy goes to his dad & asks "what is politics?"
Dad says "well son, lemme explain it this way: i'm d breadwinner of d family, so lets call me CAPITALISM. Ur mom, she's d administrator of d money, so we'll call her d GOVT. We're here to take care of ur needs, so we'll call u d MASSES. D nanny, we'll consider her d WORKING CLASS. & ur baby broda, we'll call him d FUTURE. Now think about that & see if it makes sense."
So little boy goes off to bed thinking about dad's words. Later dat nite he hears his baby broda crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds dat baby has severely soiled his diaper. So little boy goes to his parents' room & finds mom sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to nanny's room. Finding d door locked, he peeks in d keyhole & sees dad in bed with nanny. He gives up & goes back to bed. Next mornin, little boy says to dad "i think i now understand d concept of politics."
Dad says "good son, tell me in ur own words what u think politics is all about."
"well, dad, while CAPITALISM is screwing d WORKING CLASS, d GOVT is asleep, d MASSES are being ignored & d FUTURE is in deep shit."

u try smalll....... atleast you made me smile.....

This is so brilliant!