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Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by ajayioluwatobi(m): 4:07pm On Oct 31, 2012
If you Attended any Primary or Secondary School in Nigeria, You
should be Familiar with this Popular Jokes (Wordings) as it was
called then.
Its the Mess Game, Lets Play..Post your Own "You Mess" Game!!
Take Mine:-
You Mess Harmattan Catch Eba.
You Mess Caterpillar wear Canvas.
You Remember abi? Oya Post yours, Let's Catch FUN!!!
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by Nobody: 4:15pm On Oct 31, 2012
you mess british come colonise nigeria again
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by ajayioluwatobi(m): 4:20pm On Oct 31, 2012
R2bees: you mess british come colonise nigeria again
u mess lizard wear bra
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by Nobody: 4:36pm On Oct 31, 2012
u mess satan kom repent
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by Lagusta(m): 5:36pm On Oct 31, 2012
U mess babangida no retire....

U mess akara fly golden gate...

U mess mosquito wear jeans...



U MESS OBJ TURN TO CHRIS BROWN!!!!!!!
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by ajayioluwatobi(m): 8:54pm On Oct 31, 2012
R2bees: u mess satan kom repent
u mess akara jump gate
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by ajayioluwatobi(m): 8:59pm On Oct 31, 2012
Lagusta: U mess babangida no retire....

U mess akara fly golden gate...

U mess mosquito wear jeans...



U MESS OBJ TURN TO CHRIS BROWN!!!!!!!
You mess a mad man applying for
job at a psychiatric
hospital. -
You mess a bicycle rider go dey fight in
a filling station.
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by Nobody: 7:53am On Nov 01, 2012
ajayioluwatobi: u mess akara jump gate
you mess stonecold and banky W, kom grow dreadlock
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by hotncold1(m): 10:25am On Nov 01, 2012
You mess for church Jesus commot him hand for cross take cover him nose

You mess NEPA take light

You mess inside your dream,you wake up dey shout Jesus


You mess the chair wey you sit down break

You mess Arsernal win Champions league
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by dopeJemi: 12:44pm On Nov 01, 2012
U mess 4 Lagos, abuja vibrate grin


U mess 4 river, all d fishes hibernate


U mess, dead person wake up


U mess, akpu fly gate


U mess 4 hell, devil say "Jesus save us"


U mess, hurricane change direction


U mess, mosquito enter coma

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Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by Nobody: 2:25pm On Nov 02, 2012
u mess obama kom speak hausa.. U Mess RICK ROSS come thin and dey slim so te him dey dodge rain
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by ajayioluwatobi(m): 3:09pm On Nov 02, 2012
R2bees: you mess stonecold and banky W, kom grow dreadlock
u mess boko haram repent 4 good...
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by ajayioluwatobi(m): 3:10pm On Nov 02, 2012
dopeJemi: U mess 4 Lagos, abuja vibrate grin


U mess 4 river, all d fishes hibernate


U mess, dead person wake up


U mess, akpu fly gate


U mess 4 hell, devil say "Jesus save us"


U mess, hurricane change direction


U mess, mosquito enter coma


U mess MRS ebele spik correct english
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by ajayioluwatobi(m): 3:12pm On Nov 02, 2012
R2bees: u mess obama kom speak hausa.. U Mess RICK ROSS come thin and dey slim so te him dey dodge rain
yhu mess NOKIA 3310 starts pinging...yhu mess, goat
shout...bros na wa o
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by stexsy(m): 6:40pm On Nov 02, 2012
You mess Buhari win presidential elecxtion.....you mess nairaland turns to facebook
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by Nobody: 8:08pm On Nov 02, 2012
stexsy: You mess Buhari win presidential elecxtion.....you mess nairaland turns to facebook
U mess heaven come get VISA
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by ajayioluwatobi(m): 8:50pm On Nov 02, 2012
stexsy: You mess Buhari win presidential elecxtion.....you mess nairaland turns to facebook
u mess police run from bribe
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by ajayioluwatobi(m): 8:52pm On Nov 02, 2012
R2bees: U mess heaven come get VISA
u mess...seun close nairaland.
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by Lagusta(m): 9:04pm On Nov 02, 2012
ajayioluwatobi: u mess...seun close nairaland.

U mess all rivers enter reverse...

U mess tonto dikeh win grammy award by force.....

U mess d'banj lost him koko.....

U mess bus driver jam askari, conductor dance azonto ontop BRT, all passenger forget their change!!!!!!
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by ajayioluwatobi(m): 9:37pm On Nov 02, 2012
Lagusta:

U mess all rivers enter reverse...

U mess tonto dikeh win grammy award by force.....

U mess d'banj lost him koko.....

U mess bus driver jam askari, conductor dance azonto ontop BRT, all passenger forget their change!!!!!!
u mess sugarcane turn bamboo
U mess,google find am lol?
u mess PHCN gives us light 4 a whole month
U MESS AKPU FLY GATE
U MESS KITCHEN TIE RAPPER
U MESS OBASANJO MISS HANDWRITING
U MESS TORTOISE ASK who b dat?
U MESS MOSQUITO PLEDGE NOT TO BITE AGAIN
HAhahaha no 1 can test i did wela then. AKPATI NONI
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by Donlouise(m): 6:56am On Nov 03, 2012
You mess daddy showkey dreadlock turn brazillian hair!
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by Lagusta(m): 9:26am On Nov 03, 2012
sad cry embarassed u mess dada grow for your kpekus cheesy grin smiley
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by ajayioluwatobi(m): 10:56am On Nov 03, 2012
Donlouise: You mess daddy showkey dreadlock turn brazillian hair!
u mess devil repent carry bible dy go church.
u mess boko haram turn 2 evangelist.
U mess coca cola turn 2 pure water.
U mess crayfish begin speak in tongue.
U mess hell fire turn 2 amusment park...
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by ajayioluwatobi(m): 11:00am On Nov 03, 2012
Lagusta: sad cry embarassed u mess dada grow for your kpekus cheesy grin smiley
u mess nicki minaj turn virgin
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by Lagusta(m): 12:52pm On Nov 03, 2012
ajayioluwatobi: u mess nicki minaj turn virgin

U mess obama turn to gangster, jonathan dance azonto, patience dance etighi, and james cameron run go alaska!!!!!!
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by ajayioluwatobi(m): 1:39pm On Nov 03, 2012
Lagusta:

U mess obama turn to gangster, jonathan dance azonto, patience dance etighi, and james cameron run go alaska!!!!!!
u mess dana airways crash.u mess cow dey control aboki man
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by Nobody: 7:52pm On Nov 03, 2012
U mess arsenal win premier league title
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by Nobody: 7:55pm On Nov 03, 2012
U mess boko haram leader turn to pastor
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by Nobody: 7:56pm On Nov 03, 2012
U mess OBJ win most handsome man in africa
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by Lagusta(m): 9:51pm On Nov 03, 2012
U mess your pant catch fire

U mess danfo get flat tyre

U mess chicken grow extra leg

U mess bugatti depreciate, wheelbarrow appreciate!!!

U mess aboki use your blokus do suya as punishment!!!
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by Agybabe(f): 12:45am On Nov 04, 2012
You mess I laugh...lol @all comments
Re: Post Your Own You Mess Wording Here - Just Fun!!! School Things Then. by smartpero(m): 9:22pm On Nov 04, 2012
you mess aki nd paw paw replace van persie 4 arsenal.
You mess ashawo turn virgin.
You mess ojukwu return 2 fight boko haram,
you mess USA nominate me as the presidential candidate.
you mess 9ja coloniz America,
you mess john mikel score goal 4 chelsea grin grin grin

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