You try small

PretiEbony: You try small

U eh
U don die for my hand , na me u beef run away shea

PretiEbony: You try small

o.k this one is for you Preti!

004
TYPES OF GIRLS
1. HARD DISK GIRLS: Remember
everything for ever, they'll always
come back for good time.
2. RAM GIRLS: Forgets about you
the moment you turn her off or an
upgrading version of your
hardware/ software is available.
3. SCREEN SAVER GIRLS: Just for
looking, beautiful but don't even
think of dating them, you'll have
high blood pressure, not their fault
but it's due to popular demand.
4. INTERNET GIRLS: Difficult to
access because of many pages
involves to browse. At times the
webpages are not accessible due
to multiple log in over different I.P
address.
5. SERVER GIRLS: Always busy when
needed but server is always green.
6. MULTIMEDIA GIRLS: They are
always available for any
showdown, party riders, all night
movers, their phone works better
than MTN customers service, taxi is
their favorite car and love to take
pictures at every hotel rooms and
call it home.
7. VIRUS GIRLS: These type of girls
are normally called
"WIFE"once enters in your system,
they will spread and overwrite
your anti-virus and dominate all
your important files, they will
download files that are not
retrievable and upgrade it to a
new version after nine months and
creating more applications for you
to start working with such as
changing your system name
to''father'', the VIRUS GIRLS comes
in just two versions, either to
upgrade or downgrade, choose
wisely when choosing this
software, they don't leave even
after formatting.

ITbomb:
U eh
U don die for my hand , na me u beef run away shea

Valiantvaliant:
o.k this one is for you Preti!

004
TYPES OF GIRLS
1. HARD DISK GIRLS: Remember
everything for ever, they'll always
come back for good time.
2. RAM GIRLS: Forgets about you
the moment you turn her off or an
upgrading version of your
hardware/ software is available.
3. SCREEN SAVER GIRLS: Just for
looking, beautiful but don't even
think of dating them, you'll have
high blood pressure, not their fault
but it's due to popular demand.
4. INTERNET GIRLS: Difficult to
access because of many pages
involves to browse. At times the
webpages are not accessible due
to multiple log in over different I.P
address.
5. SERVER GIRLS: Always busy when
needed but server is always green.
6. MULTIMEDIA GIRLS: They are
always available for any
showdown, party riders, all night
movers, their phone works better
than MTN customers service, taxi is
their favorite car and love to take
pictures at every hotel rooms and
call it home.
7. VIRUS GIRLS: These type of girls
are normally called
"WIFE"once enters in your system,
they will spread and overwrite
your anti-virus and dominate all
your important files, they will
download files that are not
retrievable and upgrade it to a
new version after nine months and
creating more applications for you
to start working with such as
changing your system name
to''father'', the VIRUS GIRLS comes
in just two versions, either to
upgrade or downgrade, choose
wisely when choosing this
software, they don't leave even
after formatting.

^^^u else do u deserve?
Abeg more dumb jokes for her.

ITbomb: ^^^u else do u deserve?
Abeg more dumb jokes for her.

Nice jokes @poster

Agybabe: Nice jokes @poster

.

Rotflmao... Hilariously funny jokes@op... *i laugh in latin*

Valiantvaliant: 002
NAMING CEREMONY
Akpos insisted that his first child
must bear his name. So on the day
of naming....
Rev: Which name would you like
your child to bear?
Akpos: With smiles all over his face
he said, Akpos!
Rev: No! He has to bear an English
name.
Akpos: Ok oh, Akposky!
Rev: Listen, your son should be
named after a saint in the bible.
Akpos: Nawa oh, which kind
wahala be this??
Ok oga pastor, my son will bear St.
Akpostus.

Nicest

Nice jokes U got there Valiantvaliant.

Valiantvaliant: 002
NAMING CEREMONY
Akpos insisted that his first child
must bear his name. So on the day
of naming....
Rev: Which name would you like
your child to bear?
Akpos: With smiles all over his face
he said, Akpos!
Rev: No! He has to bear an English
name.
Akpos: Ok oh, Akposky!
Rev: Listen, your son should be
named after a saint in the bible.
Akpos: Nawa oh, which kind
wahala be this??
Ok oga pastor, my son will bear St.
Akpostus.

dats nice

naturalwaves: Nice jokes U got there Valiantvaliant.

thank you!!

ay_klazic: dats nice

hehehe!

father: junior tell me ur result
Junior: ok dad
English F9
Maths F9
Physics F9
Chemistry F9
Biology F9
Agric C6
Econs F9
Geography F9
Yoruba A1

Father: you can still become a doctor

Junior: dad, you mean with this result I can still become a doctor.

Father: why not, with your C6 in agric you will be able to pluck herbs and with A1 in Yoruba you will be able to recite incantations.
You can become a native doctor
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A black man entered a
restaurant with a bag of
bananas. He sat next 2 a
white man who had a baboon
pet. After a while the black
man had 2 visit the toilet so
he asked the white man 2
safe keep his bag of
bananas. When he returned
he found his bag empty and
asked the white man where
his bananas went. The white
man pointed @ his baboon
pet and said, "Ask your
brother, he ate them."
The black man said nothing
but sat down wheezing with
wrath. Later the white man
also had 2 visit the toilet so
he asked the black man 2
watch his baboon 4 him. The
black man agreed. When the
white man returned he found
his baboon dead and with
great anger asked the black
man why he had killed his
baboon. The black man
smiled @ him and said, "It's
family matters, don't
interfere!"
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Akpors: Dad,whats the difference between
'potential' and 'reality'?

Dad turns to wife: would u sleep with George W.
Bush for $1 million?
Wife: Of course, I will never waste that opportunity.

Dad turns to daughter: Would u sleep with Brat Pitt
fo $1 million?

Daughter: Yes! He is my fantasy.
Dad turns to elder son: Would u sleep with Tom
Cruise for $1 million?

Eldest son: Why not? Imagine what I would do with
that money.

Dad turns to his youngest son Akpors: U see
son, 'potentially' we are sitting with multimillionair
es BUT in 'reality' we are sitting with two
prostitutes and one Gay idiot.
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Valiantvaliant: 012
Bush and Condaleesa rice
George Bush: "Condoleeza! Nice
to
see you. What's happening?"
>Condoleeza Rice: "Sir, I have the
report here about the new
leader of
China." >George: "Great. Lay it on
me."
>Condoleeza: "'Hu' is the new
leader of China."
>George: "That's what I want to
know."
>Condoleeza: "Yes." what I'm
telling you."
>George: "I mean the fellow's
name."
>Condoleeza: "Hu."
>George: "The guy in China."
>Condoleeza: "Hu." >George:
"The new leader of
China."
>Condoleeza: "Hu."
>George: "The Chinaman!"
>Condoleeza: "Hu is leading
China."
>George: "Now whaddya' asking
me for?"
>Condoleeza: "I'm telling you Hu
is
leading China."
>George: "Well, I'm asking you.
Who
is leading China?"
>Condoleeza: "That's the man's
name."
>George: "That's whose name?"
>Condoleeza: "Yes."
>George: "Will you or will you
not
tell me the name of the new
leader of China?"
>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
>George: "Yassir? Yassir Arafat is
in China? I thought he was in
the
Middle East."
>Condoleeza: "That's correct."
>George: "Then who is in
China?"
>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
>George: "Yassir is in China?"
>
>Condoleeza: "No, sir."
> >George: "Then who is?"
>
>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
>
>George: "Yassir?"
> >Condoleeza: "No, sir."
>
>George: "Look, Condoleeza. I
need to know the name of the
new leader
of >China. Get me the Secretary
General of the U.N. on the
phone."
>Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
>George: "No, thanks."
>Condoleeza: "You want Kofi?"
>George: "No." >Condoleeza:
"You don't want
Kofi."
>George: "No. But now that you
mention it, I could use a glass of
milk.
And >then get me the U.N."
>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
>George: "Not Yassir! The guy at
the U.N."
>Condoleeza: "Kofi?"
>George: "Milk! Will you please
make the call?"
>Condoleeza: "And call who?"
>George: "Who is the guy at the
U.N?"
>Condoleeza: "Hu is the guy in
China." >George: "Will you stay
out of
China?!"
>Condoleeza: "Yes, sir."
>George: "And stay out of the
Middle East! Just get me the guy
at the U.N."
>Condoleeza: "Kofi."
>George: "All right! With cream
and two sugars

Na wa o! I prefer the audio sha

anodebe: A black man entered a
restaurant with a bag of
bananas. He sat next 2 a
white man who had a baboon
pet. After a while the black
man had 2 visit the toilet so
he asked the white man 2
safe keep his bag of
bananas. When he returned
he found his bag empty and
asked the white man where
his bananas went. The white
man pointed @ his baboon
pet and said, "Ask your
brother, he ate them."
The black man said nothing
but sat down wheezing with
wrath. Later the white man
also had 2 visit the toilet so
he asked the black man 2
watch his baboon 4 him. The
black man agreed. When the
white man returned he found
his baboon dead and with
great anger asked the black
man why he had killed his
baboon. The black man
smiled @ him and said, "It's
family matters, don't
interfere!"
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U̶̲̥̅̊ nor see wetin start ds thread?

[color=#990000][/color]Akpors and johnny went for
an interview for
employment.johnny was the
first to enter the interviewing
office..(the manager asking
johnny questions)
Manager:who was the first
millitary head of state in
Nigeria.. Johnny:General
Aguyi Ironsi.. Manager:when
was the North and southern
protectorate in Nigeria
Almagamated..
Johnny:1914.. Manager:dats
gud of you..Question no 3,is
it true that the cure for hiv/
aids is discovered..
Johnny:eehm..yes but not
scientifically proven...
Manager:good way of
answering questions,pls can
you wait for us outside and
we will attend to you later...
(when johnny went outside
akpors asked him)..
Akpors: johnny, what are the
questions and please tell me
the answers??..
(as johnny was about to tell
akpors the questions and
answer,the manager shouted
from inside `NEXT'..akpors
then said to Johnny)..
Akpors:ok tell me only the
answers..
Johnny:answer to number 1
is:General Aguyi
Ironsi,number 2 is=1914,
number 3 is=yes but not
scientifically proven
(mumu Akpors got to d
interview, after exchanging
greetings, d manager told
him to sit down)
manager:Please sir, What is
ur name?
Akpors : General Aguyi
Ironsi.. (manager became
confused)
Manager:please what year
where u born?
Akpors:1914
Manager: (angrily, he
shouted at Akpors)!! are u
mad?!!!
Akpors: Yes, but not
scientifically proven.
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