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SHOCKER: Dead Man Impregnants Mortuary Attendant ??! LMAO!! by AE3(f): 11:21pm On Nov 01, 2012
Thinking that she won’t be caught, a 38 year old woman who works in a funeral home attempted to have sex with a dead man, succeeded and even got pregnant…

The Missouri-based mortuary worker was tasked to bathe the dead man. The dead body had a post mortem erection as bizarre as it may sound, she proceeded to have sex with the dead body. She was surprised when the dead man’s body excreted the fluids that come out during orgasm. Something like a routine medical check-up a few weeks after gave the woman the shock of her life when the doctor said that she’s pregnant. The doctor knew about what happened and the police was informed right away. She’s now charged with the desecration of the dead and necrophilia. She also plans to request for child support from the man’s family.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erectionwhile being bathed.  Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him.  Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes.  A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam.  Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified.  Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary…

Things are really happening.. As funny as it sounds.. Dead man had an erection… & went ahead to impregnat her.. *Laugh wan kill me oo*
http://www.9jaolofofo.com/?p=2194
Re: SHOCKER: Dead Man Impregnants Mortuary Attendant ??! LMAO!! by RedLight1: 11:32pm On Nov 01, 2012
Lol this is superstory..
This story has being trending since january and its all rubbish.. Becoz its absolutely impossible 4 a deadman to erect for sex let alone ejaculate.. Sounds like some stories to drive traffick to blog
Re: SHOCKER: Dead Man Impregnants Mortuary Attendant ??! LMAO!! by Mynd44: 12:18am On Nov 02, 2012
Boring story. It has been doing around since last year
Re: SHOCKER: Dead Man Impregnants Mortuary Attendant ??! LMAO!! by Kslib(m): 2:14pm On Nov 02, 2012
Ahahahahahahahaaahaaahahaaahahaahahaaahahaaaahahaaahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!
Re: SHOCKER: Dead Man Impregnants Mortuary Attendant ??! LMAO!! by petokey: 7:56pm On Nov 03, 2012
I no believe .na lie
Re: SHOCKER: Dead Man Impregnants Mortuary Attendant ??! LMAO!! by markidoo(m): 6:23am On Dec 12, 2015
She whom d gods want to destroy they first start by making her mad!!

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