Yo ! Attention , before you drop ur lines, please clearly go through the rules and see 'em as guidelines.

BATTLE RULES

1. 8 Bars (16 Lines)
2. No irrelevant talks/comments
3. No Yo Momma diss
4. Battle of 2 rounds
5. Voting begins at the end of the second round.
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Voterz are to vote in the below format;
Round 1 Winner -
Round 2 Winner -
6. The final winner would be decided after the first 5 votes.



rRoUnD oNe . . . . get started.

who is eff is eldoublo, sharn is too dangerous ,
u dont want the shit wit her now. she spells murda with a fly fashion.

Sharn06 This one for you mehn

Let me straighten this nigga out like the starch on ma clothes
This thread is for freestylers - we dont want no double clicking from hoes
gay niggaz be - double dicking your nose - yeah I know - Im slick with ma blows
Clean with the punchlines - but foul, like them free throws
Can't you feel the commotion when I move? - Nigga why you diggin your tomb?
Let the electricty of my lyrics shcok you like you got amped in the womb
But we can leave the science shit out - cause the facts be real
I dont need no experiment to prove that you about to get killed
Play with a skilled lyrical assassin - and you gonna get sniped
I heard rumour this boy been playin with homos, and his ass been getting piped
It’s all good, it’s grand, I’m gonna end this quick
Quicker than Sharn06 can reach down his pants and start to suck his own dick
Quicker than quicksand, my lyrics bury you alive
Cause you got a wack buzz – n I’m the King bee in this hive
Nigga its game over – there aint no more Need for Speed gee
Im taking you out like Chinese food – yeah you could say that I’m Gree-dy

Sharn06 This one for you mehn

Let me straighten this nigga out like the starch on ma clothes
This thread is for freestylers - we dont want no double clicking from hoes
gay niggaz be - double dicking your nose - yeah I know - Im slick with ma blows
Clean with the punchlines - but foul, like them free throws
Can't you feel the commotion when I move? - Nigga why you diggin your tomb?
Let the electricty of my lyrics shcok you like you got amped in the womb
But we can leave the science shit out - cause the facts be real
I dont need no experiment to prove that you about to get killed
Play with a skilled lyrical assassin - and you gonna get sniped
I heard rumour this boy been playin with homos, and his ass been getting piped
It’s all good, it’s grand, I’m gonna end this quick
Quicker than Sharn06 can reach down his pants and start to suck his own d*ck
Quicker than quicksand, my lyrics bury you alive
Cause you got a wack buzz – n I’m the King bee in this hive
Nigga its game over – there aint no more Need for Speed gee
Im taking you out like Chinese food – yeah you could say that I’m Gree-dy

(the last post, the thread changed D*ck to privates for some reason, LoL)

Hey, dude, what're u doin?? Sharn06 is a female.
Those lines of urs were clearly directed to a male opponent.

eldoublo:

Sharn06 This one for you mehn

Let me straighten this nigga out like the starch on ma clothes
This thread is for freestylers - we don't want no double clicking from hoes
gay niggaz be - double dicking your nose - yeah I know - I'm slick with ma blows
Clean with the punchlines - but foul, like them free throws
Can't you feel the commotion when I move? - Nigga why you diggin your tomb?
Let the electricty of my lyrics shcok you like you got amped in the womb
But we can leave the science shit out - cause the facts be real
I don't need no experiment to prove that you about to get killed
Play with a skilled lyrical assassin - and you going to get sniped
I heard rumour this boy been playin with homos, and his ass been getting piped
It’s all good, it’s grand, I’m going to end this quick
Quicker than Sharn06 can reach down his pants and start to suck his own d*ck
Quicker than quicksand, my lyrics bury you alive
Cause you got a wack buzz – n I’m the King bee in this hive
Nigga its game over – there aint no more Need for Speed gee
I'm taking you out like Chinese food – yeah you could say that I’m Gree-dy

(the last post, the thread changed D*ck to privates for some reason, LoL)

ELDOUBLO , you need to edit some shit here cos you are up against a female ! ur verse is too weak
plus how can u beat her when u cant even see what sex she is made of?. your lines were directed to a guy .
you gonna have a lotta problems when she sees this. she will diss the hell outta u!

ARE YOU SERIOUS SHE IS A GIRL Haha, M'Bad, I guess I'll chill and let her go first! My first verse is canceled

My first verse is canceled

Noted. Hey man my bad, should have informed you. Anyways, Sharn06 should spit first.

ANYWAYS, here goes nothing:

He is weak as hell, i dwell through the darkness looking for the heartless
with infinite amo, I'm the wrong one to start with//

All eldoublo's gotten is pre-writtens, his shit is below par
Can't edit himself even if he was dropped in Microsoft Word toolbar//

I'm playing Hendrix, am I supose to be worried that you say I can't rap?
I spit verbal back lash, bound to leave your arms like a cat scratch//

looking for who to dial, bet you want shaz to give you a free trial/
like AOL high speed connection, your just a deep pile, //

You suck ass, I’ve seen your flows
I’m known to ‘Levi’s’ open like jeans with holes/(leave eyes)//

Sorry it had to come down to this, told myself that i'd never pound a bitch
I'ma lyrical serial killer, espicially when the sound's equipped//

The only lyrics u drop, is in the toilet where i found ya shit
FM, i know i took a bitch step, but would u rather i drown all it //

i'm madly sicker, glady kick your ass through text battles
your text game wouldn't rock good if it was the best gravel//

take time on you? bitch, please you got to be kidding
I wouldn't challenge you cuz there's no chance of you winning//

Sharn06:



All eldoublo's gotten is pre-writtens, his shit is below par
Can't edit himself even if he was dropped in Microsoft Word toolbar//

I'm playing Hendrix, am I supose to be worried that you say I can't rap?
I spit verbal back lash, bound to leave your arms like a cat scratch//

I’m known to ‘Levi’s’ open like jeans with holes/(leave eyes)//

Can't edit himself even if he was dropped in Microsoft Word toolbar// SHARN THAT IS SO MAD !

Hehe… Lets roll lady

Lets call this ‘First Period’ – cause I bleed out the flows
And I know there’s no tampon that can fit – to stop the mouth running off hoes//
So - Lemme - waste some bars to *prove a ~point – like a *lawyer with an ~arrow
I’m a 9ja boy, I don’t only do beef – I crunch the bones straight of your marrow//
Like Microsoft Word – your words a little too Soft for a hard nigga to Swallow
You gotta get a little more dense dumb b*tch – ‘fore they roll your corpse off on that wheel barrow//
And this no Cat and Mouse *ish – you’re just a flee – Call me ‘Raid’, the spray
I don’t have to make no contact when I fleet, for m’force to blow you away//
This landslide gonna be bloody and one sided – like its a half menstrual clitoris
I’m fluent at turning serial killers to milk and cereal so there no worries//
You stupid cause you used misconstrued words annulled to abuse
So now you gotta choose if you wanna lose or leave now with a black and blue bruise//
Don’t let me get you confused, Imma reduce you first like you was a stewed goose
Well that’s what you get when you use your views to ignite a loose fuse//
You can call this first verse a muse produced to seduce you
into falling - take a clue – before I strike like I’m Zeus on your boobs and permanently excuse you…

very good rhymes eldoublo.
but i didnt feel ur punches hard.
let see the round 2 so that we can vote.
eldoublo you have to go first this time around !

Let Sharn go first, Bolibaok, chill out dude! Sharn can speak for herself homie,

Eldoublo, u go first now. I humoured u last time

@eldoublo,
aiight see u came thru - u spittin first this time around 'cause sharn spat first in the previous round. aiight get the joint crackin.

In a cruel duel I’m fueled with a wish to make you play the fool
You should if you could take the next exit out before I waste you//
Half of the shit that I brew - too stewed – you can’t bite on this beef that I chew
There are only a few who knew how not to get stuck on my *ish like glue//
Too late, you not part of that class – you’re overdue like your hair - it needs shampoo
Let me imbued in you, things you ‘can’ and ‘cannot’ do//
See you’re a chick its cool – maybe after this you can be my boo
But you gotta hide your Winnie the Pooh do – or the best place for you would be the Zoo//
You’ve got no Power – you’re just *Puff* all the way – go let Bolajiabaok blossom your buttercup
You guys go take a shower – you can play rough all day – just bring your butt back for me to whoop it up//
I don’t need no punchlines to win it – I’m in it – like my pole was in your hole
But I heard your legs so wide and loose– so I should call it a “stroll in your bowl”//
I straddle you whole – you’re ridden over like I’m the P*ssy Patrol
You got the clit in your legs – like I got clits on my shoes – but I don’t need them to burst in your goal//
And after the story was told, and my glory was whole
I’m winning anyway you look at it – either from your mind, body or soul

Lol, nice one. Got me smiling. . .

''Too late, you not part of that class – you’re overdue like your hair - it needs shampoo''

OLU THAT IS MUCH BETTER.
LETS WAIT FOR HER OWN REPLY BEFORE VOTING STARTS .

Cuz u just realized i'm a girl don't mean u have to talk BS, hun
Do u want me tellin everyone how your man's small and outdated like PS one?//

Stop with this shit, you joke, lame got to be sick
It takes a post for your frame to be on top of a bitch//

See this hoe nothin' but fake when he came up as a rapper he sank
he was feelin' in a girl's butt because she told him she had 5p in her pants //

Eldoublo, when he talks sounds like an old love song, while i'm chillin' high I think he just got drugged wrong
I mean you know you're a pussy, with a slit inbtween, for all your lover boy companions fulfillin their dreams//

I've tried so many tymz to stop El acting high like he joined me in smoking chronic
I tried to tie elastic bands to his memory glands and still couldn't hold it//

WARNING: If I start slicing, it's not going to stop
I'd leave you like a blind chef's vegetable, horribly chopped!//

I'm leaving this prick-smashed, how El gon say his shit is flowing, G?
I should make quick-cash off your b*tch-ass, the way i'm hoing thee//

After he done wiping a tear, because I left him `Holy feel’d/Hollyfield` Without the biting of ears
Dude all my scripts is so class on the grind, everybody can see I `Wrecked em/Rectum` like the tip of an ass//

Damn, I think they are thru now.
That was hot!

I'd just give my own vote now (b4 I get bribed, lol)

ROUND 1-
Sharn06
He is weak as hell, i dwell through the darkness looking for the heartless
with infinite amo, I'm the wrong one to start with//

All eldoublo's gotten is pre-writtens, his shit is below par
Can't edit himself even if he was dropped in Microsoft Word toolbar//

I'm playing Hendrix, am I supose to be worried that you say I can't rap?
I spit verbal back lash, bound to leave your arms like a cat scratch//

You suck ass, I’ve seen your flows
I’m known to ‘Levi’s’ open like jeans with holes/(leave eyes)//

i'm madly sicker, glady kick your ass through text battles
your text game wouldn't rock good if it was the best gravel//

Eldoublo

So - Lemme - waste some bars to *prove a ~point – like a *lawyer with an ~arrow
I’m a Nigeria boy, I don’t only do beef – I crunch the bones straight of your marrow

And this no Cat and Mouse *ish – you’re just a flee – Call me ‘Raid’, the spray
I don’t have to make no contact when I fleet, for m’force to blow you away//

Don’t let me get you confused, Imma reduce you first like you was a stewed goose
Well that’s what you get when you use your views to ignite a loose fuse//

Round 1 goes to Sharn06

ROUND2 -
Eldoublo

Too late, you not part of that class – you’re overdue like your hair - it needs shampoo
Let me imbued in you, things you ‘can’ and ‘cannot’ do//

You’ve got no Power – you’re just *Puff* all the way – go let Bolajiabaok blossom your buttercup
You guys go take a shower – you can play rough all day – just bring your butt back for me to whoop it up//

I don’t need no punchlines to win it – I’m in it – like my pole was in your hole
But I heard your legs so wide and loose– so I should call it a “stroll in your bowl”//

Sharn06

Stop with this shit, you joke, lame got to be sick
It takes a post for your frame to be on top of a bitch//

Eldoublo, when he talks sounds like an old love song, while i'm chillin' high I think he just got drugged wrong
I mean you know you're a pussy, with a slit inbtween, for all your lover boy companions fulfillin their dreams//

I've tried so many tymz to stop El acting high like he joined me in smoking chronic
I tried to tie elastic bands to his memory glands and still couldn't hold it//

WARNING: If I start slicing, it's not going to stop
I'd leave you like a blind chef's vegetable, horribly chopped!//

I'm leaving this prick-smashed, how El gon say his shit is flowing, G?
I should make quick-cash off your b*tch-ass, the way i'm hoing thee//

After he done wiping a tear, because I left him `Holy feel’d/Hollyfield` Without the biting of ears
Dude all my scripts is so class on the grind, everybody can see I `Wrecked em/Rectum` like the tip of an ass//[quote][/quote]

Round 2 also goes for Sharn06.

So Basically, I think Sharn took it all.

P.S. don't bite me, oh. I did as I saw!

Round 1 - Sharn06
Round 2 - Eldoublo

Overall - Sharn06
Reason: More punchlines, direct delivery, multis and rhymes

@otunba
ur result is contradictory, if sharn took round 1 and eldoublo took round 2 .that makes it a draw!

round 3 will settle it .

Well, if the vast majority think so, no problem , Anyone up for a Battle?
Wordsmith and Spottie, I heard you're the best

bolajibaok:

@otunba
your result is contradictory, if sharn took round 1 and eldoublo took round 2 .that makes it a draw!

round 3 will settle it .

Erm, quite right.

ok. so you guys should do the round 3 so that we can vote finally .

Hold on. . . do we take El's 1st verse as valid after all it was cancelled? If we do, Sharn06 takes it. She had better personals/disses, intro and outro was nice,punches and metas were not much but aight. El had beta multies and i think he took it in that category.


If we don't, then it's only logical El drops his 2nd verse.

This was my first verse

[b]"Hehe… Lets roll lady

Lets call this ‘First Period’ – cause I bleed out the flows
And I know there’s no tampon that can fit – to stop the mouth running off hoes//
So - Lemme - waste some bars to *prove a ~point – like a *lawyer with an ~arrow
I’m a Nigeria boy, I don’t only do beef – I crunch the bones straight of your marrow//
Like Microsoft Word – your words a little too Soft for a hard nigga to Swallow
You gotta get a little more dense dumb b*tch – ‘fore they roll your corpse off on that wheel barrow//
And this no Cat and Mouse *ish – you’re just a flee – Call me ‘Raid’, the spray
I don’t have to make no contact when I fleet, for m’force to blow you away//
This landslide going to be bloody and one sided – like its a half menstrual clitoris
I’m fluent at turning serial killers to milk and cereal so there no worries//
You stupid cause you used misconstrued words annulled to abuse
So now you gotta choose if you want to lose or leave now with a black and blue bruise//
Don’t let me get you confused, Imma reduce you first like you was a stewed goose
Well that’s what you get when you use your views to ignite a loose fuse//
You can call this first verse a muse produced to seduce you
into falling - take a clue – before I strike like I’m Zeus on your boobs and permanently excuse you…"[/b]

Then where's your second?

[b]In a cruel duel I’m fueled with a wish to make you play the fool
You should if you could take the next exit out before I waste you//
Half of the shit that I brew - too stewed – you can’t bite on this beef that I chew
There are only a few who knew how not to get stuck on my *ish like glue//
Too late, you not part of that class – you’re overdue like your hair - it needs shampoo
Let me imbued in you, things you ‘can’ and ‘cannot’ do//
See you’re a chick its cool – maybe after this you can be my boo
But you gotta hide your Winnie the Pooh do – or the best place for you would be the Zoo//
You’ve got no Power – you’re just *Puff* all the way – go let Bolajiabaok blossom your buttercup
You guys go take a shower – you can play rough all day – just bring your butt back for me to whoop it up//
I don’t need no punchlines to win it – I’m in it – like my pole was in your hole
But I heard your legs so wide and loose– so I should call it a “stroll in your bowl”//
I straddle you whole – you’re ridden over like I’m the P*ssy Patrol
You got the clit in your legs – like I got clits on my shoes – but I don’t need them to burst in your goal//
And after the story was told, and my glory was whole
I’m winning anyway you look at it – either from your mind, body or soul[/b]

eldoublo wordsmith is scared of you .

no homo my vote goes to sharn06 cmon el how u gon let a gal do u like dat, she wrapped ur isht up like some weed no dis but dude u gotta do somethin bak