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| We Are Coming by smartshotz(m): 2:19pm On Apr 19, 2006 |
A trucker was driving his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill. Just as he was starting down the equally steep other side, he noticed a man and a woman lying in the centre of the road, making wild and passionate love. In total disbelief, he blew his air horn several times as he was bearing down on them. He realised that they were not going to stop or get out of his way, so he slammed on his brakes and stopped just inches from them. Furious, he got out of the cab and walked to the front of the truck. He looked down at the two, still in the road, and yelled, "What the hell's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear me blowing the horn? You could have been killed!" Eventually, the man looked up at the truck driver, obviously satisfied and not too concerned and said, "Look, I was coming, she was coming, and you were coming. You were the only one with brakes, " |
| Re: We Are Coming by lilred(f): 2:23pm On Apr 19, 2006 |
good one |
| Re: We Are Coming by diddy4(m): 5:00pm On Apr 19, 2006 |
nice one.  |
| Re: We Are Coming by Free(f): 2:59pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
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| Re: We Are Coming by sade511(f): 1:11am On May 16, 2006 |
good one, . , lol |
| Re: We Are Coming by senisho(m): 1:29am On May 16, 2006 |
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| Re: We Are Coming by dondee2(m): 2:11pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
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| Re: We Are Coming by kronkykay(m): 2:40pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
good joke |
| Re: We Are Coming by clemcykul(f): 3:32pm On Apr 01, 2008 |
lmao |
| Re: We Are Coming by ituen(m): 7:16am On Apr 10, 2008 |
poster well done |
| Re: We Are Coming by ThugLife1(m): 1:03am On Apr 11, 2008 |
OMG |
| Re: We Are Coming by Rebellious(f): 2:34am On Apr 11, 2008 |
Nice joke. I am coming too. . . .to congratulate you. |
| Re: We Are Coming by ThugLife1(m): 3:24am On Apr 11, 2008 |
Rebellious:I am coming to say Hi |
| Re: We Are Coming by ituen(m): 8:39am On Apr 11, 2008 |
Na wa. Na where the groovins dey na? |
| Re: We Are Coming by clemcykul(f): 9:32am On Apr 11, 2008 |
i don come |
| Re: We Are Coming by ituen(m): 9:49am On Apr 11, 2008 |
I cant remember anyone needing you |
| Re: We Are Coming by princesa(f): 2:46pm On Jun 07, 2008 |
why is 80% percent jokes in this thread on sex and sex  |
| Re: We Are Coming by Jeovy(m): 5:02pm On Jun 07, 2008 |
princesa: I guess we all do it. Nice joke though |
| Re: We Are Coming by clemcykul(f): 5:57pm On Jun 07, 2008 |
good spanking jeaovy u re learning the ropes of survival *goes off to bla bla bla* |
| Re: We Are Coming by tilyb(f): 6:01pm On Jun 07, 2008 |
I dont get the joke  |
| Re: We Are Coming by krama(m): 1:00pm On Jun 08, 2008 |
Great one there! |
| Re: We Are Coming by princesa(f): 12:50pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
must u then tear it out open everywhere on this thread |
| Re: We Are Coming by kene20(m): 1:12pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
tilyb:Hw |
| Re: We Are Coming by krama(m): 1:29pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
Good question kene! |
| Re: We Are Coming by olulu(m): 2:21pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
princesa: princesa: hey, sex sells, if u don't like dis kind of jokes, then close ur eyes, and walk backwards away from the system well, u too young to knw abt sex anyway, @poster oldie but still rocks |
| Re: We Are Coming by popsonj(m): 3:09pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
Nice one bruv, |
| Re: We Are Coming by princesa(f): 3:17pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
u na no1 culprit na |
| Re: We Are Coming by jaymobb(m): 3:30pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
and u b d woman |
| Re: We Are Coming by simm(m): 9:30pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
pls, give jokes inspire us not about sex |
| Re: We Are Coming by lexicon(m): 9:56pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
ME I NO EVEN GET AIR HORN TALKLESS OF BREAK, AND I AM COMING TOO, LOL |
| Re: We Are Coming by oge4real(f): 11:43pm On Jun 09, 2008 |
Hey!I have come and now I am GOING!  |
| Re: We Are Coming by princesa(f): 10:59am On Jun 10, 2008 |
@jay no 2 culprilt  @newbies see what i was complaining about shakes head |
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