What would happen in Nigeria if
we are to experience an hurricane
like the US East Coast is currently
going through Hurricane Sandy?
(GOD FORBID)
Imagine say a 'HURRICANE AKPORS'
is heading for Naija in 3 weeks..
First and foremost;
1. Pastor for church go prophesy
the hurricane.
2. The State Governors will hold a
press conference advicing the
people of the states to remain calm
as government is working hard to
see how they can tackle the
situation.
3. National Emergency
Management Agency (NEMA) will
grant an interview on Channels TV
and AIT saying that they are well
trained and prepared to handle the
crisis.That they are on top of the
Situation.
4. The Federal Government will
wait for the Hurricane to first land
and wipe out Statesthen;
- Hold a day of National Mourning
and Prayers and order the flag be
flown at half mast.
- Visit the disaster location for a
first hand assessment of the
damage.
- Visit the survivors camp and
share relief material (Mosquito
nets, rice and Indomie)
- Set up a committee to investigate
the Hurricane andsee how we can
prevent future hurricanes from
visiting Nigeria.
- Release billions of Naira (on
Paper) for disaster management.
- Sack the Minister of Water
Resources for failing to contain the
water.
- Commend the State Governors,
NEMA, Red Crossand other
emergency services unit for their
quick response.
5. The Senate will hold an
emergency session and condemn
the 'Hurricane'.
6. Churches around Nigeria will
hold crusades and Programmes
with Titles like 'May Hurricane wipe
out your enemies'.. 'Calming the
Hurricanes in your life'.. 'Finding
the Rainbow in your Hurricane'..
e.t.c..
7. M.I Abaga will release a single
about hurricanes.
8. Femi Falana (SAN) will sue the
Hurricane, F.G and State
government for their poor
handling of the Hurricane.
9. CPC, ACN, APGA and otherswill
blame the PDP and Jonathan for
the Hurricane.
10. BOKO HARAM will claim
responsibility for the Hurricane
and will promise more hurricane if
governmentdoes not comply.
11. Many People will change their
Blackberry Display Pictures to
'Hurricane Pictures' and Facebook
status will read..Hurricane Things..
GOD BLESS NIGERIA

with video

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