QUESTIONS for Nollywood. (Add urs)

1.How can a ghost look left & right before crossing the road? ‘Dem dey fear accident?’
2.Why does the TV go off by itself after the ‘breaking news’?
3.Why do all native doctors paint one eye?
4.Why must every advert Start with a loud scream?
5.Why must every juju part be represented by lightening & thunder under the bright sunlight?
6.Why do Nigerian movies always have part one to five?
7.How can Segun Arinze be Ramsey Noah’s dad… Any resemblance?
8.Why will a blind mother say, “I’m happy to see you my son”?
9.When will Pastor Ajidara stop being a fake pastor?
10.Why is it that the characters die or run mad immediately after deir confessions?
11.Epic Village Movie Set in the 90s still finds Mercy Johnson with Brazilian hair, how come?
12.Must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings?
‘Na dem papa house?’
13.Wil a Yoruba movie ever be complete without a visit to the ‘Baba’?
14.Y must Olu Jacobs die of heart attack in Nollywood movies?,

watch this and die of laughter..

nollywood nawa..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0gpdJ3Ct2g&feature=related

Give me 55reasons, why i shld post my own

toygod2: Give me 55reasons, why i shld post my own

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this boy self!

Which time women go stop to dey deciev tony umez abi he no get sence?
How Tonto Dike go dey act poor village movie wit tatoo on her neck abi she sale her papa land take draw'am?
Naija police uniform get number &name bt naija movie police no dey get'am y?
comando go shut person 2 tyms dat person go die bt naija if jim iyk shot hank anuku 5 tyms 4 head he wil shout ahaa ah aah y do u kil me am asking you? Ooh am dead he go die.any naija movie wey sweet smal must get part 6 y?.if u put naija movie the advert wount stop until u vex go bed go sleep.

Hahaha...dats Nollywood 4 u....

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this boy self!

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Copy and paste... . . . U shuld b ashamed of urself @op

Adikam: Which time women go stop to dey deciev tony umez abi he no get sence?
How Tonto Dike go dey act poor village movie wit tatoo on her neck abi she sale her papa land take draw'am?
Naija police uniform get number &name bt naija movie police no dey get'am y?
comando go shut person 2 tyms dat person go die bt naija if jim iyk shot hank anuku 5 tyms 4 head he wil shout ahaa ah aah y do u kil me am asking you? Ooh am dead he go die.any naija movie wey sweet smal must get part 6 y?.if u put naija movie the advert wount stop until u vex go bed go sleep.