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The Smart Student. by Dreyl(m): 4:24pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
THE FINAL EXAMINATION FOR AN INTRODUCTORY ENGLISH COURSE.AT A UNIVERSITY IS DESIGNED TO WEED OUT NEW STUDENTS.WITH OVER 700 STUDENTS IN THE CLASS,THE TWO-HOUR EXAMINATION IS VERY STRICT AND THE PROF TELLS THE CLASS THAT ANY PAPER NOT ON HIS DESK WILL BE DISCOUNTED.HALF AN HOUR INTO THE EXAM,A STUDENT RUSHES IN AND ASK IF HE CAN HAVE A PAPER. ''you re' not going have a time to finish this,''the professor tells him,handing over the booklet.''yes i will,''replies the student,as he takes his seat after two hours the professor calls for the papers,all except the late student,who continues writing. HALF AN HOUR LATER,HE COMES UP TO THE PROFESSOR, WHO IS SITTING AT HIS DESK,AND ATTEMPTS TO PUT HIS EXAM ON THE STACK OF PAPERS ON THE TABLE.''No you don't,i'm not going to accept that.it's late.''the professor says firmly.The student looks INCREDULOUS and ANGRY.''do you know who i am?''he shouts.''no,as a matter of fact i don't,replies the professor with an air of sarcasm. ''Do YOU KNOW WHO I AM?'' THE STUDENT ASKS AGAIN,SHOUTING.''NO AND I DON'T CARE,''replies the professor with Absolute superiority.''GOOD,''replies the student,quickly stuffing his paper into the middle of the stack and running for the door. |
Re: The Smart Student. by Emmyk(m): 4:53pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
When are you posting the Joke of the SMart Student? . cant ;Dfind a joke in here |
Re: The Smart Student. by Dreyl(m): 5:23pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
Emmyk: When are you posting the Joke of the SMart Student? . cant ;Dfind a joke in herepls read it again to understand. |
Re: The Smart Student. by Emmyk(m): 5:52pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
did he scare the Prof. |
Re: The Smart Student. by RexioKlasik(m): 7:03pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
Wasted ma 10 secs here...Reshuffle jare |
Re: The Smart Student. by pedestal82(m): 8:07pm On Nov 06, 2012 |
@Op, u copied that from an indian movie, the 3 Idiots. Try somthing more original! |
Re: The Smart Student. by Dreyl(m): 6:29am On Nov 07, 2012 |
whatever ur name is for ur info i didn't copy anything frm any hindi movie,and also am not a fam of any hindi scrab,so mind the way u spew. |
Re: The Smart Student. by MizCutie(f): 1:22pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Smart student indeed. Bt I try make I laff, d laff no come. Oga, do better nxt tym |
Re: The Smart Student. by Curlyjay(m): 2:43pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Na lie,na ''3 Idiots'' u copy jarey |
Re: The Smart Student. by nipeks001(m): 2:49pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Na 3 idiots nah |
Re: The Smart Student. by pedestal82(m): 6:32pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Curlyjay: Na lie,na ''3 Idiots'' u copy jareyDon't mind the OP, for him mind he get originality lmao! |
Re: The Smart Student. by Veev101: 7:10pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
The joke is quite funny,copied or not,nice joke@OP |
Re: The Smart Student. by MCDumexx: 7:24pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
This yoke don dey b4 'd 3 idiots'. so d OP copy am 4rm where e dey b4. |
Re: The Smart Student. by Dreyl(m): 10:18pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
@pedestal82 since u dey doubt me na ur own cup of coffee |
Re: The Smart Student. by Dreyl(m): 10:20pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
MC Dumexx: This yoke don dey b4 'd 3 idiots'. so d OP copy am 4rm where e dey b4.why u know say the 3 baboons |
Re: The Smart Student. by Dreyl(m): 10:22pm On Nov 07, 2012 |
Veev101: The joke is quite funny,copied or not,nice joke@OPthanks better person... |
Re: The Smart Student. by Curlyjay(m): 12:13am On Nov 08, 2012 |
Taaaa....na so tif dey take start o....try to think of sumfin more original |
Re: The Smart Student. by mackenzie007(m): 6:12pm On Jan 31, 2013 |
u copied it from the movie "3 IDIOTS" |
Re: The Smart Student. by donted(m): 1:37pm On Feb 01, 2013 |
[quote author=Dreyl]THE FINAL EXAMINATION FOR AN INTRODUCTORY ENGLISH COURSE.AT A UNIVERSITY IS DESIGNED TO WEED OUT NEW STUDENTS.WITH OVER 700 STUDENTS IN THE CLASS,THE TWO-HOUR EXAMINATION IS VERY STRICT AND THE PROF TELLS THE CLASS THAT ANY PAPER NOT ON HIS DESK WILL BE DISCOUNTED.HALF AN HOUR INTO THE EXAM,A STUDENT RUSHES IN AND ASK IF HE CAN HAVE A PAPER. ''you re' not going have a time to finish this,''the professor tells him,handing over the booklet.''yes i will,''replies the student,as he takes his seat after two hours the professor calls for the papers,all except the late student,who continues writing. HALF AN HOUR LATER,HE COMES UP TO THE PROFESSOR, WHO IS SITTING AT HIS DESK,AND ATTEMPTS TO PUT HIS EXAM ON THE STACK OF PAPERS ON THE TABLE.''No you don't,i'm not going to accept that.it's late.''the professor says firmly.The student looks INCREDULOUS and ANGRY.''do you know who i am?''he shouts.''no,as a matter of fact i don't,replies the professor with an air of sarcasm. ''Do YOU KNOW WHO I AM?'' THE STUDENT ASKS AGAIN,SHOUTING.''NO AND I DON'T CARE,''replies the professor with Absolute superiority.''GOOD,''replies the student,quickly stuffing his paper into the middle of the stack and running for the door. [/quote Where Is the joke? |
Re: The Smart Student. by Rajosh(m): 3:41pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
Dreyl: whatever ur name is for ur info i didn't copy anything frm any hindi movie,and also am not a fam of any hindi scrab,so mind the way u spew.sharrraaaappp u copied it 4rm d muvi '3 idiots'. U're lying afta u've bn caught red handed. Go joor |
Re: The Smart Student. by Pwidy: 9:24pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
Dreyl: whatever ur name is for ur info i didn't copy anything frm any hindi movie,and also am not a fam of any hindi scrab,so mind the way u spew. Well if it wasn't copied frm an india movie, den it was absolutely copied frm sumwhr, but I say u d smarter student here coz u added few stry lines... |
Re: The Smart Student. by Omogboms(m): 11:33pm On Mar 03, 2013 |
make una leave me guy na... At least e don try put something for table... Make una appreciate the tym he spend na... Even if he copy am or not.... |
Re: The Smart Student. by mydex93(f): 2:54pm On Mar 04, 2013 |
pedestal82: @Op, u copied that from an indian movie, the 3 Idiots. Try somthing more original! pedestal82: @Op, u copied that from an indian movie, the 3 Idiots. Try somthing more original! pedestal82: @Op, u copied that from an indian movie, the 3 Idiots. Try somthing more original!BUHaaahhhaaahhaaaa...laffin in India |
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