A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says
the condoms
come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've
been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the
condoms because I think
tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then
we're going out. And
I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me,
she'll want me all the
time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his
purchaseand leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her
parents. He asks if he
might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but
continues praying for
several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that
you were such a
religious person." He leans over to her and says, "You never told me
that your father is a
pharmacist."

Q. Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

A. No phone numbers.

a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to
a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement
in the 'Lonely Hearts' column.
"Well, madam," the assistant said, "we charge a minimum of N1000per
insertion."
"You don't say," said the spinster "Well then, here's N10,000 and to hell
with the advertisement!"

YEAH serves him right!
WHAT WAS HE THINKING, Im neva even begin pray!

a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to
a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement
in the 'Lonely Hearts' column.
"Well, madam," the assistant said, "we charge a minimum of N1000per
insertion."
"You don't say," said the spinster "Well then, here's N10,000 and to hell
with the advertisement!"

@ nightnurse, girl ur absototally crazy in the head,
"INSERTION"

@ Poster:
Nice one, This can really happen

nice

why e no go nice, when na your wife

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ojoro

tufe the attacker, i'll inject u with kill and dry very soon

inject who you've 4gotten that i'm the day doctor

lol

u'll soon come bck 2 beg 4 my forgiveness (_{I'm waiting})

a mi, ogigbigigbi.

you go wait tire.

Tufe,

U wan sick by force?

am having a good laf on this blog tonight

na correct sickler

Who?

ask that clemskull girl make she answer

Clemcyskull - I like that name

i think ify is the originator of the name

Wow. I hp she can defend it wen Clemcy finds out

@ night nurse
u and dis ur condom jokes. na only God go deliver u sha! any way cool

D only bonifide nurse of nairaland

any othr one is a counterfeit.

good one my dear

i dont like nightnurse

. . . cos she no get ur time, abi

webdezzi:

i don't like nightnurse

who cares

nightie is sweet, so if you dont like her, thats your headache.

@lolabbey,

my eyes are on you

clemcyskull a skull full of knowledge and wisdom

clemcykul as kull as lyfe

clemzy, you must have been the person R.Kelly featured in the song i wish i wish i wish

tufe, why don't u just open up to clemzy? tell her u are interested in, her don't be scared ok, Miggy is not around anymore so go on and tell her ur mind am right behind u

Nightnurse, i guess i'm pondering what u are pondering too!!