pls people tel me,because i dont understand why women open their mouth while applying mascara

ha ha ha, this is the funniest joke ever on NL,

answers please

IDK, i tried closing my mouth, but it can't, it makes mascara application alot easier

**ROTFLMAO** search me bro

and besides that, its not the mouth that we are purposely opening, it does it by itself when we stretch the face to keep the eyelids open and steady. hard to explain. u might wanna check youtube to get an idea of what i am saying

hmmm well ok,

**looks over her shoulder**

well, I don't!

Cmon you sometimes LOL

hehehe

na d only way e go sweet to apply am

mouth must open

but er. . . I beg to differ

Now your been honest

The funny thing is that when they open their mouth and stretch their faces when applying the mascara, women look very ugly like a Dracula

I don't wear mascara so i can't tell. Yeah,those lashes are mascaraless

Please i want to know too

jamb question??

Cos its a reflex action not intentional

Very funny indeed

Lol!  Funny. . . Where are my ladies?  

The funny part is, when i first saw the topic, i laffed.

And i even tried it myself now before typin to know if my mouth would be close, but na lie o, the thing open, Lol.

lol, oya girls we want to read ur comments

. . .do they?

. . .n derz nofin funny abt it!

dumb post!
why is this front page?

When using mascara, a woman is concentrating on the object that she coming extremely close to her eye. She is not paying attention to the rest of her body, so her mouth hangs open. This occurs, because the brain instinctually ignores all information other than what is most threatening.

Mi_Kenny:

Cos its a reflex action not intentional

exactly

ehie:

dumb post!
why is this front page?

Ask Mukina2 wen don step foot in our house.

I wonder too o . i guess its a charm??

and this makes front page news on NairaLand?

Please moderators, put this on the front page also:

Why do you move your p enis in and out when you are on top of a woman and not just keep it still inside?

When the mouth opens, the eyelids open wider ( by reflex) making it easier to apply mascara.

(It may interest you to note that the v.g.n.a also opens wider when the mouth opens)

LouisThoru:

Why do you move your p enis in and out when you are on top of a woman and not just keep it still inside?

start dis thread.i tink i want to noe 2.

Papyamanda:

pls people tel me,because i dont understand why women open their mouth while applying mascara

i wonda 2 but wetin u tink go dere.na wa 4 nlers o.

Please, this is not a joke. It is a scientific fact.

Ask any Doctor. When the mouth opens, other parts of the body open by reflex.

beautyline:

When the mouth opens, the eyelids open wider ( by reflex) making it easier to apply mascara.

(It may interest you to note that the v.g.n.a also opens wider when the mouth opens)

No wonder we cant keep our mouth shut when we are being kaskopolo. i.e. when we are being mojorised and despoil, according to NairaLand. LOL

^^^^^^^^^ a gurl after my own heart. MWUAAHH! !

more responses pls.
@poster ; i think so.


The weirdest topic ever.
luv it.