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Apr! by Nobody: 10:16pm On Sep 21, 2011
A guy in a hurry used d ladies toilet in a posh hotel. He sat down & noticed 4 buttons - WW, WA, PP & APR. undecided

Curious, he pressed WW & his butt was gently sprayed wit Warm Water, then WA & a blast of Warm Air dried him up, PP & a Powder Puff 2make him smell fresh, Feeling pampered he pressed APR!. He later woke up in d hospital, a nurse smiled & said, APR means Automatic Pad Remover, Ur balls are in that jar over there! shocked grin

N/B Old Jokes are laughable, so xpress Yaself! grin
Re: Apr! by StudioCFR(m): 10:39pm On Sep 21, 2011
U can do better dan dis Guapo


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Re: Apr! by Sophizzy(f): 11:07pm On Sep 21, 2011
@El: I Read the note so. . .














Old joke. . . tongue














Lol. grin
Re: Apr! by Nobody: 7:24am On Sep 22, 2011
Tanks Uncle frank for ya encouragement!

Lool @ Sophizzy
grin
Re: Apr! by StudioCFR(m): 8:32am On Sep 22, 2011
but seriously dis joke is dry

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