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Nigerian News Headline For Obamas Victory by Nobody: 12:21pm On Nov 08, 2012
If USA was Nigeria, today’s headlines will
read:
•Don’t celebrate yet, Romney tells Obama (TELL magazine)
•Concede defeat, Obama urges Romney (Punch newspaper)
• 20 opposition cadres riot (The Sun newspaper)
• Romney Demands Vote Recount (Vanguardnewspaper)
• Elections rigged (Guardian newspaper)
• No evidence of manipulation (NTA news)
• The Church declares elections free and
fair (News Line)
• There will be violence if we lose;
Romney declares (LTV 8 news)
• Election results for Arizona awaited (Channels news)
• Trucks with suspected ballot papers crosses into
USA from Mexico (Tribune newspaper)
• Romney is an opportunist – Go back to your farm (AIT news)
• I will not accept results, Romney tells
Obama (STV news)
• McCain heads to Election Petition
Tribunal (MITV)
• White Majority rejects results (PM News)
• EXPOSED: How Romney Lost US
Election Due To Alleged
Sex Scandal With Mistress (Nigeriafilms.com)
• Kenyan Big Boy Senator Obama Throws
Lavish Party to celebrate Election Victory (City People)
• Free for all fight at Obama rally in Grant
Park (Channels TV)
• Northern elders, Arewa and Sultan
rejects results (ThisDay)
• Republicans and Democrats supporters
clash in Ketu
and Ajangbadi, 14 dead, Romney
threatens more heads
will roll. (Sahara Reports)
• The people behind Obama’s victory:
True story
uncovered (Newswatch)
• Girl goes nak£d for Barak Obama to celebrate
victory over Romney
(Talk of Naija)
• Ope baje fun Romney, ijoba te siwaju
lowo arakunrin
dudu Obama, gidi gidi ba oyinbo….
(Alaroye Newspaper)

But Let’s Be Objective This Would Have
Been The Report If USA Was Nigeria.
Food For Thought.
Learn And Change


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Re: Nigerian News Headline For Obamas Victory by Nobody: 12:28pm On Nov 08, 2012
ROTFL....let's this get to frontpage so that our people can learn from americans,how they conduct peacefully elections

There's honour in defeat as Romney congratulate Obama.That's d way it suppose to be.
Re: Nigerian News Headline For Obamas Victory by Ibkay(m): 12:30pm On Nov 08, 2012
funny but true,we shud learn from them.
Imagine,thru out the election,i didn't see any armed official.
But here,police,soldiers... will be everywhere with there guns to scare voters
Re: Nigerian News Headline For Obamas Victory by Nobody: 12:39pm On Nov 08, 2012
U are right Nigeria seems as the only country that's different from other countries of the world

We believe anything we do is right and that's the only way we can do such things to make it right or in order
Re: Nigerian News Headline For Obamas Victory by achi4u(m): 12:53pm On Nov 08, 2012
The baboon and the dog will spill their own blood during this election
(Thisday newspapper)

I will make this country ungovornable should I lose this election-Rommy warns Obama.
(Tribune)

Armed youth snatched 15 ballot boxes at Texas.
(Sunnews papper)

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