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Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 5:30pm On Jan 24, 2012
Some of the words used in our news papers if translated literarily will have no problem and will describe what the author intends. But in this 21st century, some "normal" words few years ago can be taboo today.

NLC Fingers Obasanjo

measures to halt the O.rgy of bombings in the country

To nip the problem in the bud.
grin grin grin

These words alone can make news papers interesting to read. Are there any other of such words?
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by sizzlers(m): 6:04pm On Jan 24, 2012
u make me wanna fall out
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by mikuz(m): 8:23am On Jan 25, 2012
I Want To Be Like Nelson Mandela - GEJ

Labour Leader In Hot Romance With Iweala - Punch news
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by sylve11: 1:28pm On Jan 25, 2012
lol grin grin cool
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by AmAlone: 1:29pm On Jan 25, 2012
wow!!!! Thanks alot
I've really learnt alot from this one thread alone!!!!
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by mimon79(m): 1:38pm On Jan 25, 2012
Lol! Well, what i do remember is that old sports commentator, Akinloye Oyebanji or something; when he comments on Super chickens match. He normally say , "oh, that's a stylish ones there " grin priceless!!! grin
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Acidosis(m): 1:40pm On Jan 25, 2012
Obasanjo's effort to woo Dora fails.

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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by chibest5(m): 1:51pm On Jan 25, 2012
NLC and FG dialogue Deadlocked
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by shadrach77: 1:53pm On Jan 25, 2012
Obasanjo Blasts Atiku  grin grin grin

Saraki tasks Jonathan  grin cheesy grin

Tinubu dragged to court   grin

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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by AmAlone: 1:57pm On Jan 25, 2012
Obasanjo is Satanic; Worst Than Lucifa  grin grin grin

PM NEWS THOSE DAYS

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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by shadrach77: 2:01pm On Jan 25, 2012
Gani drags FG to court  grin grin grin

Arsenal / Man City lock horns  grin cheesy shocked

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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by ignis: 2:03pm On Jan 25, 2012
Nice thread,
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 2:10pm On Jan 25, 2012
MD Yusuf and his motley crew storm a mama put joint.

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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 2:12pm On Jan 25, 2012
OBJ  decides not to [b]join [/b]issues with Atiku

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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Andrew3(m): 2:16pm On Jan 25, 2012
The police[b] parades[/b]  beaf  grin grin grin grin grin
New refinery To Be built
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 2:20pm On Jan 25, 2012
The foregoing is the reality of our situation, namely, that Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan is on seat as the President and Commander-in-Chief of the Federal Republic of Nigeria

Source: http://nationalaccordnewspaper.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3411:the-doctrine-of-goodluck-2&catid=57:features&Itemid=85
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by angelz(f): 2:22pm On Jan 25, 2012
he Allegedly slept with his boss' wife

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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by dove24u(m): 2:23pm On Jan 25, 2012
FG withdraws Soldiers from Lagos street grin grin grin

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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 2:24pm On Jan 25, 2012
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 2:27pm On Jan 25, 2012
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Judek2(m): 2:30pm On Jan 25, 2012
The President Did
Not Eaten
Since Morning -
Patience Jonathan

grin grin

Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Anchuna: 2:30pm On Jan 25, 2012
Boko Haram strikes again

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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by stepo707: 2:32pm On Jan 25, 2012
Judek2:

The President Did
Not Eaten
Since Morning -
Patience Jonathan

grin grin
wetin patience do you ehn? lol grin
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 2:33pm On Jan 25, 2012
Exposed! How Selfish Nigerian Senate President, Senator David Mark Silently Killed The Fuel Subsidy Rallies
Source: http://saharareporters.com/article/exposed-how-selfish-nigerian-senate-president-senator-david-mark-silently-killed-fuel-subsid
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Sijo01(f): 2:33pm On Jan 25, 2012
Court remands 10 policemen over alleged murder.
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Akanniade(m): 2:39pm On Jan 25, 2012
Van Persie vows to bring Man. Utd. down.

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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by shadrach77: 2:40pm On Jan 25, 2012
FG vows to tackle corruption  grin grin grin

FG vows to unmask Ige's killers  cheesy cheesy grin

Keshi set to pocket 5 million naira  smiley smiley

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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by nellybadas: 2:45pm On Jan 25, 2012
in those days "how senator Mantu was disMantled"
a nigerian who was deported from spain. "from spain to pain"

liverpool to SPLASH £8million on osaze.
bash Ali BASHED!
Atiku TICKLED.
i stiil hve a lot more. but naija journalists dey try sha. thumbs up

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Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Nobody: 2:48pm On Jan 25, 2012
In a cruel irony of fate, during the 2009 strike, Nigeria's President jetted out of the country to declare King Abdullah University of Science and Technology in Saudi Arabia open.
source: http://odili.net/news/source/2012/jan/3/13.html
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by pcicero(m): 3:00pm On Jan 25, 2012
Lwkmd
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by daminho(m): 3:07pm On Jan 25, 2012
E mo!!!! Obasonjo ba omo e sun!!! - ALAROYE newspaper grin
Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by shadrach77: 3:08pm On Jan 25, 2012
Eyinmba FC travel to Lion's den  cheesy wink smiley

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