There were four men in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room whose wives were in labor. The nurse came out and announced to the first father, "Congratulations, you have twins!" "What a coincidence," said the father. "I work for the Minneapolis Twins baseball team!" A little while later, the nurse came out and told the second father, "You are the father of triplets." "Wow," replied the second father. "I work for 3M Corporation!" The nurse came out again and said to the third father, "Your wife had quadruplets!" "WOW! What a coincidence!" said the third father. "I work for Four Seasons Hotels." At this point, the fourth father fainted and dropped to the floor. When he came to, everyone asked him what caused him to lose consciousness. He replied, "I work for Seven-Up company

Why did he faint?

7-up can cover his expenses

because na eim papa get the company abi. 

@ poster
So what happen when the nurse came out
I guess the man will be happy if his wife deliver still birth

what do you think??

the nurse neva come out cos if she come out she go tell am say him get 7 children that's why he him faint first befor the nurse bring the news.

@Sunny

Why u dey answer tufe like im no sabi d answer

lol

Nice

well fabricated

creativity at it's best.

lmao all this emoticons are somfin else

here comes nightnurse with the 4th annoucement

                                  _{scared to give out the news}

Pls confirm with me first b4 u tell the world oh

ashawo man

not ashawo, tufe

Disciplined and careful man

ta, ashawo jare

nobody else sees me that way, tufe

Tufe why u dey try enter ituen na?
remember say una be brothers oooooooooo

Dont mind him Sunny

At times, hunger can drive someone to do things he doesnt want to

sunny, look that guy na ashawo. i know am. him be oga for that field.

ituen, how far you na, you just dey enjoy ba, ist all good.
abeg, leave me and ify alone na, wetin be your own again

lol
but make una take am easy with una-selves oooooooooooooo

hmmm lol guys on heat funny

na miggy and ozoimatv dey on heat

tell miggie dat wen u see him see yerlyfe u talk come hide under ur bed dey suck hand

thats because i dragged you under the bed with me, and you started sulking my . . . . . . . . . . soarthroat dey catch me

tufe i dare u wats missing, tell us

oya, Spit it out!

Tufe we re waiting impatiently for u to wake up nd come tell us

hahhaa 4get tufe his on heat tru out morning he has been surfering from a severe hard on hahahaa (lovesick puppy)

U guys are wicked. Una no wan solve tufe problem?

_{Forces Tufe to swallow baba-blue, tom-tom, lemon vicks, paracetamol at the same time}


Tufe, we are waiting

thanks ituen

**energizer active**

Drags clemzy off to my room
carefully takin her clothes off, whi