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| Smart Witness by Zahymaka(m): 9:00pm On Apr 19, 2006 |
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The lawyer asked him, “Did you actually see the accident?” The witness: “Yes, sir.” The lawyer: “How far away were you when the accident happened?” The witness: “Thirty-one feet, six and one quarter inches.” The lawyer (thinking he’d trap the witness): “Well, sir, will you tell the jury how you knew it was exactly that distance?” The witness: “Because when the accident happened I took out a tape and measured it. I knew some annoying lawyer would ask me that question.” |
| Re: Smart Witness by beyunce(f): 10:42am On Apr 20, 2006 |
Haha |
| Re: Smart Witness by spikelord(m): 10:54am On Apr 20, 2006 |
haba, |
| Re: Smart Witness by micklplus(m): 12:15pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
hehehe  |
| Re: Smart Witness by Free(f): 2:49pm On Apr 20, 2006 |
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| Re: Smart Witness by tolutope(m): 8:43am On Apr 21, 2006 |
lawyers, pity  |
| Re: Smart Witness by diddy4(m): 6:58am On Apr 22, 2006 |
this guy most have had a previous encounter with a lawyer. |
| Re: Smart Witness by Z4M4eva(f): 10:45pm On Apr 22, 2006 |
l.o.l |
| Re: Smart Witness by jayemkay(f): 7:36pm On Apr 23, 2006 |
hahaha |
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