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Tree Hugger by Odeku(m): 10:58pm On Apr 19, 2006
Walking through the woods a man comes up to another
man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the
tree. Seeing this he inquires, "Just out of
curiosity, what the heckl are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree."

"You gotta be kiddin' me."


"No, would you like to give it a try?"

"Well, OK, " So he wraps his arms around the tree and
presses his ear up against the tree. With this the
other guy slaps a set of handcuffs on him, takes his
wallet, jewelry, car keys, then strips him naked
and leaves.

Two hours later another nature lover strolls by, sees
this guy handcuffed to the tree, stark naked, and
asks, "What the heck happened to you?"

He tells the guy the whole story about how he got
there. While he was telling his story, the other guy
shakes his head in sympathy, walks around behind him,
kisses him behind the ear and says, "This just ain't
gonna be your day."
Re: Tree Hugger by Grizzly(m): 4:10am On Apr 20, 2006
Hot damn, !!!! grin
Freaking gay.!!! lipsrsealed
Re: Tree Hugger by Free(f): 2:57pm On Apr 20, 2006
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Tree Hugger by diva11(f): 10:16pm On Apr 20, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Tree Hugger by tolutope(m): 2:17am On Apr 21, 2006
cheesy grin cheesy grin, get ready 4, DUUNNGGGGAA, grin grin grin
Re: Tree Hugger by Odeku(m): 5:12pm On Apr 21, 2006
that is a mess,
Re: Tree Hugger by lauryn(f): 7:26pm On Apr 21, 2006
He may just luv it,,,,,who knows?!

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Re: Tree Hugger by diddy4(m): 7:06pm On Apr 23, 2006
hope he has a wide ass. its gonna hurt really bad. like really really bad. grin
Re: Tree Hugger by Fimmy(m): 11:08pm On Apr 23, 2006
amazing
Re: Tree Hugger by spikelord(m): 12:18am On Apr 24, 2006
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa, His ass's goinna hurt, hate it or love it!
Re: Tree Hugger by Z4M4eva(f): 11:36am On Apr 25, 2006
l.o.l

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Re: Tree Hugger by iice(f): 4:29am On Sep 20, 2007
grin grin grin shocked shocked grin grin grin
oh snap! grin grin
Re: Tree Hugger by sammy6(m): 6:06am On Sep 20, 2007
Bleep
Re: Tree Hugger by Migines(m): 7:50am On Sep 20, 2007
His ass is sooo BURST!
Re: Tree Hugger by clemcykul(f): 9:59am On Sep 20, 2007
haaaahha he should just hold to the treee grin grin grin grin grin

after all it doesnt matter if he romances the tree cos the tree doesnt know what happening to it grin grin grin grin grin

awesome joke lol kiss kiss kiss kiss

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Re: Tree Hugger by ceyohn(f): 10:26am On Sep 20, 2007
awesome
Re: Tree Hugger by Aiphie(f): 12:17pm On Sep 20, 2007
shocked shocked shocked
Re: Tree Hugger by Nobody: 5:30pm On Sep 20, 2007
this is crazy man.dirty stufff i feel like i want to puke lipsrsealed
Re: Tree Hugger by megaman956: 6:54am On Jan 31, 2021
Looks like someone is going to end up having gay sex! grin

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